Search results for “toilet”

ncolaprete, 11-2-2013:

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Constapeetion

By: Zervrez

"Man I really had to pee last night, but I had constapeetion"

Constipation for peeing, it works

11

Houdini piss

By: Beneath The Sink

"hey.. Ive had to piss for ages and it vanished when i went in the bathroom"
"what, it just vanished like Houdini?"
"Yep.. thats Houdini Piss"

5

a U.T.I.

By: Goldfishfarts

See a doctor

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Luigizus, 10-30-2013:

86

urinal wookie

By: boofar

"A few more hairs in that thing, and I'll be convinced I'm taking a leak on Chewbacca."

44

Hairy Potty

By: aww

...and the Chamber Pot of Secrets

11

alopeecia

By: bigshape

"where the heck did all these pubes come from? guy before me must have had alopeecia... "

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awesome, 11-2-2013:

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Turd Waddle

By: Chuckalakala

After taking the biggest crap of my life, I realised I had no toilet paper so I Turd-Waddled and asked my mum for another roll.

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BrownPenguin/Mission Incrappable

By: ManxIdioticity

E.g I had to brownpenguin my way just to get the stinking toilet paper, only to realise that it's 1-ply. NNNOOOOOOOOO!

6

Paper pleading

By: TheSquid

I had to paper plead my friends house earlier, his dad came to the rescue but it was so embarrassing.

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VictorsMod, 11-10-2013:

13

air bombing

By: waltonky

"The seat was so nasty I had to air bomb it in there."

11

Hovercrap

By: Aesop3

Those interested in their immune system should hovercrap to avoid stranger splash back.

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Splashback

By: fredbhwi

Man, that splashback was COLD!

10

crapslap

By: montelcogshell

"I took a poop that was absolutely phenomenal, only downside was it crapslaped me.

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BeastOfTraal, 11-2-2013:

119

peequeue

By: BeastOfTraal

"After all that drinking I got up to take a leak and the peequeue had about 50 people in it."

a combination of the words pee and queue(a line) and it sounds like the letter P and Q

29

urilane

By: XerterX

they ned to go pee in a line

14

Dumpline

By: CougarPuma

Dumpline *noun* (DUMP-lyne) When you really have to take a dump and there are several people waiting to do the same thing. "Damn it, I really have to poop, but there's a dumpline in front of the stall!"

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nuclearkumquat, 9-23-2013:

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poopshocked

By: hoverkraft

That dude was totally poopshocked, but like, lock the fuckin' door man!

9

The porcelain fright

By: apricohtyl

I didn't know he was in there - gave him the porcelain fright when I opened the door.

7

shit!

By: colorlace

"Shit!" (read because for more info)"

It is both a widely accepted/applicable impulsive exclamation, and a valid description of what's currently coming out of your butt. All in all, it deters the intruder while keeping the uncomfortable conversation to a minimum.

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bananiel, 10-19-2013:

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shartist

By: beta

"The office shartist left a work of art after he flushed again"

Shit - artist

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Brownsky

By: Mjtothet

That brilliant street artist Brownsky left a new installation in the 3rd stall

12

Bumchutneyed

By: Das

"Roger? was that you who completely Bumchutneyed the bog? Kelly is furious."

Bum is self explanatory but the word Chutney adds a certain onomatopeia to the idea skidmarking a toilet.

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Imunie, 11-6-2013:

13

bowl-surfing

By: rafaelmax

i was at a nice quiet dinner so I resorted to bowl-surfing in the restroom.

3

Pee-ninjaing

By: Chriscraft04

I was at a the office so I was pee-ninjaing the whole time and no one heard it

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Flush Funds -

By DefineMe!, over 5 years ago

The money one earns while taking a poop at work.


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static stimulation -

By Cynder, over 4 years ago

The feeling of your leg waking up after it fell asleep.


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