"Man I really had to pee last night, but I had constapeetion"
Constipation for peeing, it works
Houdini pissBy: Beneath The Sink
"hey.. Ive had to piss for ages and it vanished when i went in the bathroom"
"what, it just vanished like Houdini?"
"Yep.. thats Houdini Piss"
a U.T.I.By: Goldfishfarts
See a doctor
Turd WaddleBy: Chuckalakala
After taking the biggest crap of my life, I realised I had no toilet paper so I Turd-Waddled and asked my mum for another roll.
BrownPenguin/Mission IncrappableBy: ManxIdioticity
E.g I had to brownpenguin my way just to get the stinking toilet paper, only to realise that it's 1-ply. NNNOOOOOOOOO!
Paper pleadingBy: TheSquid
I had to paper plead my friends house earlier, his dad came to the rescue but it was so embarrassing.
"After all that drinking I got up to take a leak and the peequeue had about 50 people in it."
a combination of the words pee and queue(a line) and it sounds like the letter P and Q
they ned to go pee in a line
Dumpline *noun* (DUMP-lyne) When you really have to take a dump and there are several people waiting to do the same thing. "Damn it, I really have to poop, but there's a dumpline in front of the stall!"
That dude was totally poopshocked, but like, lock the fuckin' door man!
The porcelain frightBy: apricohtyl
I didn't know he was in there - gave him the porcelain fright when I opened the door.
"Shit!" (read because for more info)"
It is both a widely accepted/applicable impulsive exclamation, and a valid description of what's currently coming out of your butt. All in all, it deters the intruder while keeping the uncomfortable conversation to a minimum.
"The office shartist left a work of art after he flushed again"
Shit - artist
That brilliant street artist Brownsky left a new installation in the 3rd stall
"Roger? was that you who completely Bumchutneyed the bog? Kelly is furious."
Bum is self explanatory but the word Chutney adds a certain onomatopeia to the idea skidmarking a toilet.
BrownPenguin/Mission Incrappable -By ManxIdioticity, almost 6 years ago
peelief -By peezy1320, almost 4 years ago
Slippery Seat -By Debonair, almost 4 years ago
Alzheimer-swap -By jamesdoe, almost 6 years ago
Pager Dial -By AwesoMan3000, over 5 years ago
Turd Waddle -By Chuckalakala, almost 6 years ago
Backdoor Dining -By Kautsch, almost 6 years ago
loodash -By Mark Iliff, almost 6 years ago
Bumchutneyed -By Das, almost 6 years ago
static stimulation -By Cynder, almost 5 years ago