This person was following me, so I looked at the reflection in my phone and counter-stalked him
Budapest Tail CheckBy: i_love_lamp
I imagine some spy doing something secret in Budapest, and checking to make sure he has no one following him by doing something like this. "When i did the Budapest tail check, the footsteps behind me stopped. I booked it out of there!"
An act of surveilling the area due to a suspicion of being spied or stalked upon.
Cuss bustBy: tntey
I have to cuss bust a lot when with friends and little kids
a Swear SnareBy: yet another
I was about to tell her off for profanity but she caught herself in a swear snare.
Mr. Roger's Ghost Intervening from the Tasteful Hyperplane of ExistenceBy: yet another
"Honestly, I was just shooting the sh-ay there neighbor, would you like to be my friend?"
"What the hell was that?"
"Probably just Mr. Roger's Ghost Intervening from the Tasteful Hyperplane of Existence."
God RuleBy: milifilou
"It seems like a God Rule that im not aloud to sing but she is."
Its usable in many Situasions such as Our Teacher has a God Rule that were not aloud to play on our phone and other simelar Situation.
Pronounced, "Days-nayed", this is actually acronym for "Do as I say, not as I do." Can be used as either a noun (Mom is being a daisnaid), or an adjective (Mom, I'm tired of your daisnaid rules!).
Rule of lawBy: Debonair
Mom, rule of law, If I Can't sing, neither can you
Thanks to the afternoon printocalypse the cartridge is over.
"I thought I had my printer settings wrong, so I kept testing them. Then I realized the printer was off, turned it on, and got totally reamed."
apprentice's copanicBy: Coleman Falcon
"In total apprentice's copanic, she pulled out the papertray so the printer would stop printing copies of the manual she'd wrote for her lovers. "
After Goethe's Zauberlehrling (The_Sorcerer's_Apprentice, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sorcerer%27s_Apprentice), copies, panic.
The brown mileBy: mturner
"That guy was in a rush! Must be walking the brown mile."
A parody of the Green mile: The anxiety of a journey to impending doom.
loodashBy: Mark Iliff
"Nice talking to you - gotta loodash"
It's a dash for the lavatory, toilet, bathroom, temple of ease, convenience or loo
The brown-eyed squintBy: ScootBenet
"I jumped out of the taxi and brown-eyed squinted straight into KFC for an urgent gravy session."
squinting is clenching but also sounds like sprint, brown eye is a semi polite synonym for the anus.
a mexicar standoffBy: negatron
"I can't remember driver's-ed well enough to know who has the right-of-way in a mexicar standoff... "
like the classic mexican standoff, but less bloody
The crossing paradoxBy: SuporeMaster
"I was going to work, but then I encountered a crossing paradox, and waited for 15 minutes before I could continue."
It's a good excuse.
Gas-fuming -By Peskypeddler, over 5 years ago
All doodie no foodie -By dbc2201, over 1 year ago
Budapest Tail Check -By i_love_lamp, over 5 years ago
Sociaddict -By Mister Fecalmatter, over 5 years ago
sneeze tease -By abdel, over 1 year ago
Glasshat -By Zyphon, over 5 years ago
intrauxaudiation -By reward12, over 5 years ago
That feeling you get when you are in a quiet place, with nothing to hear but your own thoughts and actions; In the quiet, you are so clearheaded that you need something to fill the sound void, so your inner monologue turns up the volume really loud. You notice this and try to monologue over it, but it IS you so it keeps getting louder in your head!
snop -By moonshathhaque, 9 months ago
sprittle -By Coleman Falcon, over 5 years ago
Bandsession -By Albinoghost, over 5 years ago
Double OCD -By Ezekiel24r, over 5 years ago
a pringle -By pringlesCorp, almost 6 years ago
the peebeejeebies -By duncansdad, over 5 years ago
Optical Injury -By lmaokk, over 1 year ago
Compulsive Poster Syndrome -By Creepypastaanime, over 5 years ago
Mental Post-Dispute Persistence -By balents, over 5 years ago
Lazybird -By Josette, about 1 year ago
Sneezefreeze -By Katarzyna, about 1 year ago
Sneezefreeze -By Katarzyna, about 1 year ago
Sneeze Pause -By Marvindocteur8, about 1 year ago
Snedenphobia -By dearharris, about 1 year ago
phone call-ision -By ppppprin, over 5 years ago
stoneeze -By dalamo120389, about 3 years ago
the cheaper -By totalgamerkid2, almost 3 years ago
apprentice's copanic -By Coleman Falcon, over 5 years ago
net-nerves -By affixfixation, 4 months ago
Carcophany -By Cézannicus, about 5 years ago
off-situational laugh -By RockPaperScissors, over 5 years ago
The feeling you get when you are about to sneeze and then suddenly is stops. -By MelissaGirLGA, about 2 years ago
bud-pollution -By ubersoftware, over 5 years ago
Bonus scening -By albeedee, over 5 years ago