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Aniticipainsion

By: Debonair

Anticipate the pain

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Saflexing

By: Thyme

I thought the baseball was coming right for me, but I saflexed.

(Reflex, but you end up being safe.)

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Sensopation.

By: B Lewi

Anticipation of a sense. (works with pleasure, pain, heat, cold, physical anomaly.

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TakoyakiTea, 11-7-2013:

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Counter-stalking

By: Chuckwiles

This person was following me, so I looked at the reflection in my phone and counter-stalked him

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Budapest Tail Check

By: i_love_lamp

I imagine some spy doing something secret in Budapest, and checking to make sure he has no one following him by doing something like this. "When i did the Budapest tail check, the footsteps behind me stopped. I booked it out of there!"

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counter-surveillance

By: Ccino

An act of surveilling the area due to a suspicion of being spied or stalked upon.

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RandomTroll, 11-2-2013:

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#addict

By: TheSquid

I need to go to bed but I'm a #addict.

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Sociaddict

By: Mister Fecalmatter

I was such a sociaddict last night! I just couldn't stop.

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Webaddict

By: King Tip

You need to sleep but can't help yourself being a Webaddict

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qpzm333, 11-13-2013:

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Comical Contortion

By: TheCookieMonster2673

When I paused DanTDM's vLog at the perfect moment when he looked like a baby lamb, I got some serious Comical Contortion.

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Frame-did

By: TheMongoose

Candis but with frame instead.

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Math Nerd, 11-1-2013:

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Cuss bust

By: tntey

I have to cuss bust a lot when with friends and little kids

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a Swear Snare

By: yet another

I was about to tell her off for profanity but she caught herself in a swear snare.

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Mr. Roger's Ghost Intervening from the Tasteful Hyperplane of Existence

By: yet another

"Honestly, I was just shooting the sh-ay there neighbor, would you like to be my friend?"
"What the hell was that?"
"Probably just Mr. Roger's Ghost Intervening from the Tasteful Hyperplane of Existence."

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BrunchSpecial, 10-18-2013:

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cold fingers

By: SomeGuyNamedDavid

Don't get cold fingers on me, what were you just typing?

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iGhosting

By: ifandelse

"Dude, I know you saw my texts earlier because I caught your iGhosting when I was looking at our chat."

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awesome32, 11-2-2013:

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God Rule

By: milifilou

"It seems like a God Rule that im not aloud to sing but she is."

Its usable in many Situasions such as Our Teacher has a God Rule that were not aloud to play on our phone and other simelar Situation.

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Daisnaid

By: boofar

Pronounced, "Days-nayed", this is actually acronym for "Do as I say, not as I do." Can be used as either a noun (Mom is being a daisnaid), or an adjective (Mom, I'm tired of your daisnaid rules!).

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Rule of law

By: Debonair

Mom, rule of law, If I Can't sing, neither can you

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Joey, 10-24-2013:

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Printocalypse

By: Mia

Thanks to the afternoon printocalypse the cartridge is over.

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reamed

By: loresjoberg

"I thought I had my printer settings wrong, so I kept testing them. Then I realized the printer was off, turned it on, and got totally reamed."

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apprentice's copanic

By: Coleman Falcon

"In total apprentice's copanic, she pulled out the papertray so the printer would stop printing copies of the manual she'd wrote for her lovers. "

After Goethe's Zauberlehrling (The_Sorcerer's_Apprentice, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sorcerer%27s_Apprentice), copies, panic.

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colorlace, 10-21-2013:

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The brown mile

By: mturner

"That guy was in a rush! Must be walking the brown mile."

A parody of the Green mile: The anxiety of a journey to impending doom.

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loodash

By: Mark Iliff

"Nice talking to you - gotta loodash"

It's a dash for the lavatory, toilet, bathroom, temple of ease, convenience or loo

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The brown-eyed squint

By: ScootBenet

"I jumped out of the taxi and brown-eyed squinted straight into KFC for an urgent gravy session."

squinting is clenching but also sounds like sprint, brown eye is a semi polite synonym for the anus.

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a mexicar standoff

By: negatron

"I can't remember driver's-ed well enough to know who has the right-of-way in a mexicar standoff... "

like the classic mexican standoff, but less bloody

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The crossing paradox

By: SuporeMaster

"I was going to work, but then I encountered a crossing paradox, and waited for 15 minutes before I could continue."

It's a good excuse.

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"The snoozalater" -

By Diana Mendez, about 1 year ago

When your foot is itchy while driving.


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Mental Post-Dispute Persistence -

By balents, over 5 years ago

Winning arguments in your head long after the actual argument has ended









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YouTube -

By Joe, over 5 years ago

A really badly designed website.











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The feeling you get when you are about to sneeze and then suddenly is stops. -

By MelissaGirLGA, about 2 years ago

When you fart so intensely that you wake up from a deep sleep.




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