"When you're sworn to secrecy, beanspilling is one way to lose a friend."
Based on 'spill the beans'
accidentally on loudspeakerBy: stofferz
when you accidentally forget to take the loudspeaker off your voice and say something a lot louder than you'd intended.
"It was so embarrassing! My voice was accidentally on loudspeaker. and everyone heard!"
Remember Randall from Recess?
I wasn't paying attention when he asked the question, so I came up with an auto-opinion.
Dreamer's DiseaseBy: HEYYO!
"I get the Dreamer's Disease in class every time. "
it involves Dreaming. and its also a catchy song.
Dream HazeBy: rubberduckzilla2
"My mum talks so much, I just Dream Haze, works every time"
"I totally just Awkwalked my co-worker at school"
Because it's awkward to walk next to someone after you've already said goodbye... Total Awkwalk moment
Bonus sceningBy: albeedee
"So I said goodbye to her outside the bar. But we ended up bonus scening all the way to the bus stop. Awkward!"
What you get when you think the movie has finished.
"I said goodbye to Leo, then we awkwardly wayfarewelled. "
Wayfaring + Farewell
"I was about to say "crisp wrapper" and gobbled inked to say "crapper" instead."
Ronald Dahl references... :)
The mixture of a combo, and an abbreviation, i.e.
"Pokemon is really Pocket Monsters, they just Combreviated it."
Word FusionBy: TeMityWhopper
e.g. poop + crap= prap
Intellectual self-removalBy: Trojanx
Those people were so stupid I had to perform an intellectual self-removal.
Reputation ShieldBy: AtlantisqueenX
Oh my god, that guy that I was about to meet listens to Coldplay. I better put up my reputation shield.
When that kid made a strange noise and drooled, I automatically instashunned hiim.
Pervetongue -By Tobearius, about 4 years ago
Gobblefunking -By AwesoMan3000, about 6 years ago
Burgundy Effect -By BurritoZi11a, almost 6 years ago
Eye Taster -By BigfootBeto, about 6 years ago
belting -By Drowk, over 6 years ago
Speech Jack -By TheHandyHighlighter, about 6 years ago
50pager -By Inkless, about 4 years ago
Mischat -By Lissy13, almost 2 years ago
hold on lemme go on words for that -By lmaokk, almost 2 years ago
Word whirl -By Bobcat95, almost 4 years ago
Brain Lag -By Drexl, over 6 years ago
Likeism -By alya90, over 1 year ago
Talk-Block -By Epik, about 6 years ago
Letterswap -By Tremelona, about 6 years ago
anti P (puh) -By kaza12345678, almost 4 years ago
Hypodiera -By TeresaAlma, about 6 years ago
Musical Game Kick -By JetTheGuy, almost 4 years ago
say ja vu -By schlaap, over 6 years ago
Neuron Rebound -By dlandes, over 6 years ago
Cineflatuae -By Quiznite, over 6 years ago
When you are dying to break wind in the cinema and you wait patiently for a scene with noisy explosions to let rip, but you misjudge and get your timing all wrong, and you end up filling the auditorium with the strains of your rattling fart as the film unexpectedly cuts to a quiet love scene.
Daisnaid -By boofar, almost 6 years ago
accidentally on loudspeaker -By stofferz, 10 months ago
Talkward -By stanz250, about 6 years ago
foodjudice -By Razuka, about 6 years ago
Pins and needles -By MistuhJay69, about 3 years ago
Physical Auditory Composition (PAC) -By BigfootBeto, about 6 years ago
Brocabulary -By LHK, over 6 years ago
fuckduck -By Loredana, almost 5 years ago
Self-censorship -By Zuzu, over 3 years ago
Badbye -By charredcat, over 6 years ago