Sandra kept nubbinating so much that she lost her appetite.
dysonychophilyBy: Coleman Falcon
"Because of her dysonychophilia, she always wore gloves while probing orifices."
Greek term for the love of having nails in a bad condition.
"I have the best French manicure, but my friend has obviously been de-Frenching hers."
When biting your nails, you usually just bite what is added in a French manicure (the white portion). So to do the opposite seemed to imply you are de-Frenching them.
I had my corn flakes right there, RIGHT there, and bam, lacktose.
Unlucky CharmedBy: duncansdad
It's cereal time, motherfucker!
Got my bowl. Got my spoon. Got my cereal. Just need some milk.
AWWWW GOD! DAMN! IT! Unlucky charmed AGAIN. Sonofabitch.
"I went to the fridge to get some milk. Then I opened the door only to see I was out. This is was a udder-failure"
The udders of cows produce milk for consumption
Oh shit! He just got kicked in the balls. I totally nutterstand.
Sympathy ScroteBy: albeedee
"Saw this guy get whacked in the knackers. I had sympathy scrote for ages afterwards!"
It's a play on sympathy pains.
Man, Jamie got kicked in the nuts I was so shocknutted I almost puked.
Newton's appleBy: duncansdad
"I was about to make the best play ever in Words With Friends and totally Newton's appled myself. "
We've all heard the story of Newton getting hit on the head by a falling apple and how it became the basis for his physics theories etc . . .
Gravity CheckBy: KWall24
"*Drop* Ow. Well, at least we passed the gravity check. That's gonna leave a mark."
I don't know.
My hands were all greasy from lubing up for fapping and I wound up phone-facing while checking if I had any messages on eHarmony.
Pain Gain -By hubba, about 6 years ago
Pain Games -By Sumaka4, over 3 years ago
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painticipation -By endmech, over 3 years ago
Sympathy Scrote -By albeedee, about 6 years ago
Masochism -By Albinoghost, about 6 years ago
Vispain -By Justinamarie327, almost 2 years ago
Aniticipainsion -By Debonair, almost 4 years ago
Sensopation. -By B Lewi, almost 4 years ago