Search results for “painful”

Terminal56, 6-11-2014:

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Testithy

By: Snakey642

I had testithy when I saw John get nailed in the genitals.
(Combination of testicles and empathy)

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The Feels

By: Bobcat95

Lol

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By: Newju

Aiiiiiiayeecoffee

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halosk8ingking, 11-6-2013:

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Bite-loop

By: Zachary71001

I'm on a never ending bite-loop.

7

Knawplication

By: swordfish

I am knawplicating this bite I took out of my cheek.

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Impending doom

By: Debonair

it can only get worse...

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Hackcheat, 11-2-2013:

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Sulfart

By: Cameon

My bottom was scorching hot, when a sulfart was released

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Infartno

By: Oni Inu

I thought it was going to be a normal fart, but it turned into an infartno.

4

Fire farts

By: awesome32

I had to call a firefarter to fix the taco bell restroom situation

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speratic, 10-18-2013:

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nubbinating

By: toasty

Sandra kept nubbinating so much that she lost her appetite.

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dysonychophily

By: Coleman Falcon

"Because of her dysonychophilia, she always wore gloves while probing orifices."

Greek term for the love of having nails in a bad condition.

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de-Frenching

By: readmush

"I have the best French manicure, but my friend has obviously been de-Frenching hers."

When biting your nails, you usually just bite what is added in a French manicure (the white portion). So to do the opposite seemed to imply you are de-Frenching them.

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Katia, 10-19-2013:

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Lacktose

By: weavin

I had my corn flakes right there, RIGHT there, and bam, lacktose.

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Unlucky Charmed

By: duncansdad

It's cereal time, motherfucker!
Got my bowl. Got my spoon. Got my cereal. Just need some milk.
AWWWW GOD! DAMN! IT! Unlucky charmed AGAIN. Sonofabitch.

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Udder-failure

By: baudeagle

"I went to the fridge to get some milk. Then I opened the door only to see I was out. This is was a udder-failure"

The udders of cows produce milk for consumption

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Phantom Owie

By: Awkward Agent

I got a phantom owie from getting that beach ball thrown at me.

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Pain Gain

By: hubba

He didn't hit me but I got a Pain Gain

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lmaokk, 5-31-2017:

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Lego on foot violence

By: Jenbear1985

It's the 2nd most common domestic abuse!

3

Legoed

By: Derp

"Ouch! Why do you leave your toys around!?! I just got legoed!"

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Zyphon, 10-17-2013:

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Nutterstanding

By: Zyphon

Oh shit! He just got kicked in the balls. I totally nutterstand.

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Sympathy Scrote

By: albeedee

"Saw this guy get whacked in the knackers. I had sympathy scrote for ages afterwards!"

It's a play on sympathy pains.

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Shocknutted

By: cake

Man, Jamie got kicked in the nuts I was so shocknutted I almost puked.

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Chloechu, 10-19-2013:

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Newton's apple

By: duncansdad

"I was about to make the best play ever in Words With Friends and totally Newton's appled myself. "

We've all heard the story of Newton getting hit on the head by a falling apple and how it became the basis for his physics theories etc . . .

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Gravity Check

By: KWall24

"*Drop* Ow. Well, at least we passed the gravity check. That's gonna leave a mark."

I don't know.

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phone-faced

By: AnnaBanana

My hands were all greasy from lubing up for fapping and I wound up phone-facing while checking if I had any messages on eHarmony.

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