Search results for “looking”

Pulpnonfiction1, 10-19-2013:

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dumbstepped

By: AnnaBanana

After 10 shots of jaeger I was dumbstepping so much it may as well have been on the yellowbrick road.

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footflop

By: kpopbrandy

"Gosh I'm so clumsy, every time I walk across that rug I footflop. "

like flip-flop since they make you do it so much.

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skiptrip

By: wordreaper

*snicker* "Nice skiptrip."

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myballstingle, 11-11-2013:

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vertigonads

By: waltonky

"My balls became vertigonads when I was on the observations deck."

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Sackrophobia

By: waltonky

"I felt the sackrophobia quickly when I peeked over the bridge."

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erinbaz, 10-18-2013:

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Snot-Check

By: superpoweredego

"Thought I had a bloody nose, but the snot-check was clear."

PUN!

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Mucus-lookis

By: erinbaz

"After sneezing, I did a quick mucus-lookis, but everyone still noticed."

It almost rhymes!

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litmus wipe

By: DefineMe!

"Sarah grosses me out! Last week she had a sinus infection and was completely obsessed with litmus wiping. If I have to look her gazing at reddish mucus tucked into a matted ball of tissues I'm going to gag."

Blow gently and check intently. The litmus wipe is the perfect nasal barometer.

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r55bkr, 11-12-2013:

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Murphy's cousin's law

By: boofar

Murphy's Cousin's Law states that if anything broken is shown to another person, it will inevitably begin to work again, thus complicating the actual problem solving process. Despite the appearance of being fixed, Murphy's Cousin's Law is actually consistent with Murphy's Law because something is going wrong as you're trying to diagnose what's going wrong.

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Probfooled

By: ManxIdioticity

"I swear to god that the toilet could not flush a few minutes ago," I say to the noisy plumber. He replies THAT I MUST HAVE JUST GOTTEN PROBFOOLED, deafening me for life.

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TCOA, 11-3-2013:

4

Cyber Spacing Out

By: JetTheGuy

Cyber Space + Spacing Out

It seems appropriate.

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Cyber-diction

By: StephanieLAg

an addiction to be on the computer

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DomJackman, 11-4-2013:

15

Nostaggravation

By: DomJackman

"I am overcome with a feeling of nostaggravation when I look at my old Facebook posts."

Splices Nostalgia with Aggravation!

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Embarrassing Bookmark

By: Bobcat95

...get it?

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RLM, 10-21-2013:

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a courtesy browse

By: negatron

"I somehow wandered into a indian art store, gave it a quick courtesy browse, and gtfo there... They probably thought i was shoplifting... "

I mean, it's just the courteous thing to do, but I can always feel their stares as I try to sneak back out of the store...

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ludo247, 10-18-2013:

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phonetom

By: RosePond

(inspired by phoenix173's word)
'Oh, I think I've got a text. Hmm ... no. Must have been a phonetom.'

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TerabyteWords, 11-4-2013:

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Glassventure

By: lettersandspaces

I spent all fucking morning looking for my glasses, only to realize 5 mins before I had to leave that the whole ordeal was a glassventure.

5

Wild Glass Chase

By: n00b4liciou5

My poor memory caused me to go on a Wild Glass Chase for my specs!

3

False Follicle

By: Debonair

"I spent twenty minutes looking for my glasses, but they were just on my face, it was a false follicle"

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SimonS, 10-22-2013:

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dishapointment

By: mturner

Owen excitedly opened his box of chicken chow mein, after seeing how delicious it looked on the menu, only to realize he had brought a dishapointment.

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disgusting-watery-saucy-stuff-that-looks-like-condiment-diarrhea -

By Gerry, almost 3 years ago

That annoying, watery liquid that comes out when you go to squeeze ketchup or mustard on something.








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Flapping Nerd -

By TohatWords, over 3 years ago

That 1 hipster that still plays flappy bird

















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Erection Campaign -

By YoloSnapbackSwag, over 6 years ago

Trying to seduce a guy (specifically male)




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Bowlested -

By Poster632, about 6 years ago

When your penis touches the bowl in the toilet








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