"Man I really had to pee last night, but I had constapeetion"
Constipation for peeing, it works
Houdini pissBy: Beneath The Sink
"hey.. Ive had to piss for ages and it vanished when i went in the bathroom"
"what, it just vanished like Houdini?"
"Yep.. thats Houdini Piss"
a U.T.I.By: Goldfishfarts
See a doctor
"I really needed to have a good long clean in the shower. Realizing all i had was nope-soap left, i knew this was not possible."
Its soap, not as we know it
"I had a partridge of soap left and decided to wait until had another and use one in each hand."
The character Alan Partridge famously refers to motels' policy of providing soap of this useless size in the popular UK sitcom 'I'm Alan Partridge'
Smart FartBy: Math Nerd
I made sure to smart fart to keep people from noticing.
one cheek squeekBy: bummer drummer
I had to fart on the plane and wanted to test the waters so I let out a few one cheek squeeks.
"Dude I needed to fart so bad in class so I did some butt-gasping to let it out in short intervals."
Your bum is gasping for air
soap graftBy: Drowk
I couldn't bring myself to throw away the tiny sliver of soap I had left so I soap grafted it to the new bar.
foam cloneBy: DefineMe!
"Drake is so cheap he foam cloned that tiny sliver of Irish Spring to a new Dove bar. Now he smells manly but his skin is oh so gentle."
Foam cloning... It actually works!
"Ummm, can I pop that zit for you? I'm a bit of an acnephiliac...."
philia is a greek root for an abmornal attraction or liking of something
a pringleBy: pringlesCorp
"Hell no, you can't pop my zit, you pringle! "
ONCE YOU POP, THE FUN DON'T STOP
zit crasherBy: M.O.
someone who crash the recovery of skin
When you are being all super-efficient and shoot off a quick email with the sole purpose of forwarding an attachment. And you give said email a short title and body that says little more than 'here's the attachment mate'. And you then proceed to press send on the email but have forgotten to attach the actual attachment.
I sent a phantomachment to Larry yesterday, it was meant to have the business records on it but now I look like a fool.
Oh crap, I just FTA'd the poster for that email. It means simply Forgot the Attachment. It could be FTDA if it was really important or really dumb.
Duster's Last Stand -By miles, over 6 years ago
Cuss bust -By tntey, over 6 years ago
cloverlooked -By AwesoMan3000, over 6 years ago
Shart Shuffle -By cornpop, over 6 years ago
Cell-evading -By Zensei, over 6 years ago
Clock Chance -By yurglepop, over 6 years ago
foodjudice -By Razuka, over 6 years ago
white whine -By DefineMe!, over 6 years ago