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cornpop, 10-18-2013:

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Ankissipation

By: Jaruu

Janet felt the hot flush of ankissipation as Brad leaned in close, lips puckered.

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Kissarray

By: dirty_water

"When she first first kissed me, I felt a sudden rush of kissarray"


It's basically disarray but with kiss in front

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ncolaprete, 11-2-2013:

31

Constapeetion

By: Zervrez

"Man I really had to pee last night, but I had constapeetion"

Constipation for peeing, it works

11

Houdini piss

By: Beneath The Sink

"hey.. Ive had to piss for ages and it vanished when i went in the bathroom"
"what, it just vanished like Houdini?"
"Yep.. thats Houdini Piss"

5

a U.T.I.

By: Goldfishfarts

See a doctor

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nope-soap

By: mturner

"I really needed to have a good long clean in the shower. Realizing all i had was nope-soap left, i knew this was not possible."

Its soap, not as we know it

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Partridge

By: ScootBenet

"I had a partridge of soap left and decided to wait until had another and use one in each hand."

The character Alan Partridge famously refers to motels' policy of providing soap of this useless size in the popular UK sitcom 'I'm Alan Partridge'

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Navel_of_Eve, 10-20-2013:

1

Condiment Cap

By: Zaziuma

Like a bottle cap, but for condiments.

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tastybunns, 11-1-2013:

14

Smart Fart

By: Math Nerd

I made sure to smart fart to keep people from noticing.

8

one cheek squeek

By: bummer drummer

I had to fart on the plane and wanted to test the waters so I let out a few one cheek squeeks.

3

Butt-gasping

By: kingofdeswing

"Dude I needed to fart so bad in class so I did some butt-gasping to let it out in short intervals."

Your bum is gasping for air

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Navel_of_Eve, 10-19-2013:

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soap graft

By: Drowk

I couldn't bring myself to throw away the tiny sliver of soap I had left so I soap grafted it to the new bar.

11

foam clone

By: DefineMe!

"Drake is so cheap he foam cloned that tiny sliver of Irish Spring to a new Dove bar. Now he smells manly but his skin is oh so gentle."

Foam cloning... It actually works!

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beeseegee, 10-19-2013:

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Premature Passulation

By: AMP

I was merging on to I-465 when this horrible driver came out of nowhere and cut me off, obviously suffering from a case of premature passulation.

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boofar, 9-12-2013:

18

acnephiliac

By: bri

"Ummm, can I pop that zit for you? I'm a bit of an acnephiliac...."

philia is a greek root for an abmornal attraction or liking of something

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a pringle

By: pringlesCorp

"Hell no, you can't pop my zit, you pringle! "

ONCE YOU POP, THE FUN DON'T STOP

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zit crasher

By: M.O.

someone who crash the recovery of skin

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nialllarkin, 11-18-2013:

9

Phantomachment

By: Chewitt

I sent a phantomachment to Larry yesterday, it was meant to have the business records on it but now I look like a fool.

5

FTA

By: ForecastOak72

Oh crap, I just FTA'd the poster for that email. It means simply Forgot the Attachment. It could be FTDA if it was really important or really dumb.

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lmaokk, 5-31-2017:

4

Lego on foot violence

By: Jenbear1985

It's the 2nd most common domestic abuse!

2

Legoed

By: Derp

"Ouch! Why do you leave your toys around!?! I just got legoed!"

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