Search results for “forget”

Oni Inu, 11-1-2013:

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google gap

By: thebomb42

"I had a total google gap when looking up the prime minister of Australia."

5

gonegoogle

By: elysecat

"I wanted to look up the causes of WWI, but I got distracted by some Buzzfeed and totally gonegoogled."

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ScienceBang, 11-1-2013:

38

Tax-Slap

By: nickj.32

I have exactly 20 bucks for these twenty dollar jeans but i got tax slapped.

9

Intaxication

By: Penfold

" I was so excited I has just enough to get the last chrome gorilla on the shelf, but it was just intaxication."

Having exactly enough is an exciting (intoxicating) feeling. Being denied due to sales tax is like the hangover.

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sanchothefat, 10-18-2013:

33

indecircling

By: leecoursey

Sorry I'm late, I kept indecircling about whether I had left the toaster on.

26

Turn tabled

By: tajstarr

I can't believe i turn tabled for such a stupid thing!

10

Screw-it Switch

By: AnnaBanana

I don't have my phone charger, I did a screw-it switch when I was leaving.

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bloodr382, 10-31-2013:

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"Phonezheimers"

By: bloodr382

"Reggie: "Hey dude what is it?"
Bob:"I dont know, let me check"
*checks phone and pute it back in his pocket*
Reggie:"So, what time is it?"
Bob:"Oh, i forgot, sorry i have a bad case of Phonezheimers."

Because i like it that way

1

PhoTime

By: Bubble1118

idk

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nickm55, 11-2-2013:

10

lackvoice

By: Blahwaa

"Dang, I've forgot, just had a lackvoice.

1

Dysnomia

By: Caudecus

The actual term for the very severe case of being unable to put thought to words. Similar to the tip-of-the-tongue scenario, but as an actual illness.

1

Brain Fart

By: TheAnswerer

Also could be called Tongue-Tied.

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SmittyFTW, 11-2-2013:

6

Song-Shame

By: Chuckalakala

I was singing that song in front of my girlfriend but forgot the lyrics! Oh, the song-shame I suffer

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tastybunns, 11-1-2013:

14

insomnesia

By: SomeGuyNamedDavid

I had the worst insomnesia last night, didn't get to bed until 6 AM.

4

Strange Side of Youtube

By: Dracore

So last night I entered the Strange Side of Youtube and thats why I failed my history, algebra, social studies tests, forgot to turn in my quarterly report and missed my field goal kick.

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RLM, 10-21-2013:

21

a courtesy browse

By: negatron

"I somehow wandered into a indian art store, gave it a quick courtesy browse, and gtfo there... They probably thought i was shoplifting... "

I mean, it's just the courteous thing to do, but I can always feel their stares as I try to sneak back out of the store...

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