When you have the intention of buying something, and or just found something, and the products price tag is exactly the amount of money you have in your pocket, then when you go to purchase the item, you forget to include tax, and are unable to purchase said item
I have exactly 20 bucks for these twenty dollar jeans but i got tax slapped.
" I was so excited I has just enough to get the last chrome gorilla on the shelf, but it was just intaxication."
Having exactly enough is an exciting (intoxicating) feeling. Being denied due to sales tax is like the hangover.
When you've left the house and realise you might've forgotten something and start to turn back, but then you can't remember what it is and then turn back again, but then you remember and turn back once more, and finally decide you're already far enough from your house that it isn't worth going back and turn back the way you were going originally.
"Dang, I've forgot, just had a lackvoice.
The actual term for the very severe case of being unable to put thought to words. Similar to the tip-of-the-tongue scenario, but as an actual illness.
Brain FartBy: TheAnswerer
Also could be called Tongue-Tied.
I had the worst insomnesia last night, didn't get to bed until 6 AM.
Strange Side of YoutubeBy: Dracore
So last night I entered the Strange Side of Youtube and thats why I failed my history, algebra, social studies tests, forgot to turn in my quarterly report and missed my field goal kick.
a courtesy browseBy: negatron
"I somehow wandered into a indian art store, gave it a quick courtesy browse, and gtfo there... They probably thought i was shoplifting... "
I mean, it's just the courteous thing to do, but I can always feel their stares as I try to sneak back out of the store...
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