semi-colon strokeBy: Gehalgod
Stroke = desperately needed success or revelation after much labor (stroke of luck, stroke of brilliance)
Semi-colon = the missing character that often fucks up lines of code
"Dude, did you manage to fix that nasty bug?"
"Yeah, this morning I had a sudden epiphaline."
Epiphany + (code) line
"I finally finished that thing with an end feeling of relived-annoyance." "Why?" "The solution was too easy not to get but I didn't get in anyway."
"I've been having crazy ringxiety lately, but I know my phone is in the car..."
Heard it on NPR about this.
Ghost PhoneBy: fatdolladolla
My ghost phone is blowing up today. If only I had real friends that would call me.
Phantom phonecallBy: pinkbabooshka
"my phone was blowin up earlier and now i'm getting all these phantom calls on my leg"
amputees get phantom limbs, so it makes sense for it to be a phantom call!
Gambler's fallacyBy: boofar
My grandma thought we were "due" for the 50-year flood since it's been 50 years since the last one. Really, there's just a 1/50 chance each year that the 50-year flood will occur. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gambler's_fallacy
Latin, Levis-False, Spes-Hope.
John's extreme levispes harmed him in the long run, for he went bankrupt from buying all those lottery tickets.
InsanityBy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein
"Hold on i'm still sodaleg, i need a minute to flat it."
that tingling feels like soda bubbles in your leg
Pins and needlesBy: MistuhJay69
it's what we call it in Australia might be the same for other places in the world but can't say for certain.
static stimulationBy: Cynder
after sitting on the toilet for half an hour and standing up, i felt static stimulation all up my legs.
stressidual energyBy: mscottveach
Now that you're finally done, it's still going to take a day or two for the stressidual energy to dissipate.
Although Jimmy had completed all him homework for Monday, even if it was all done Sunday evening, he lay in bed Sunday night worried
That feeling you get when you are in a quiet place, with nothing to hear but your own thoughts and actions; In the quiet, you are so clearheaded that you need something to fill the sound void, so your inner monologue turns up the volume really loud. You notice this and try to monologue over it, but it IS you so it keeps getting louder in your head!
Feel Good Inc. -By tdiesman1, over 3 years ago
Hypodiera -By TeresaAlma, about 6 years ago
peelief -By peezy1320, about 4 years ago
amneface -By anji1981, almost 2 years ago
parabrowsing -By amevi selly, almost 2 years ago
amneface -By anji1981, almost 2 years ago
snop -By moonshathhaque, about 1 year ago
Social loner -By jsh, almost 4 years ago
NEStalgia -By wretchedsausage, almost 6 years ago
tonguebasresment -By Soren , about 6 years ago
Intaxication -By Penfold, about 6 years ago
When you have the intention of buying something, and or just found something, and the products price tag is exactly the amount of money you have in your pocket, then when you go to purchase the item, you forget to include tax, and are unable to purchase said item
fuzz nuggets -By negatron, about 6 years ago
Uncoffeed -By Maddy, about 6 years ago
The Feels -By Bobcat95, almost 4 years ago
Inspiration Expiration -By aww, almost 6 years ago
Outvitted -By yuks, about 6 years ago
Somnomisposition Sydrome -By eveodden, about 6 years ago
Socialurge -By Cam, about 6 years ago
Phantom TV -By Hexie, over 3 years ago
Phantom Punch -By Madmahogany, almost 4 years ago
Linguilost -By RockPaperScissors, about 6 years ago
Web-side Gaming -By AwesoMan3000, almost 6 years ago
Sephiroth's Wrath -By compostmentis, about 6 years ago
Sneezefreeze -By Katarzyna, over 1 year ago
Sneeze Pause -By Marvindocteur8, over 1 year ago
Literary Dissociation -By balents, about 6 years ago
HeatTech -By toy35, over 1 year ago
Pain Games -By Sumaka4, over 3 years ago
Ludostalgia -By zetareserve, about 6 years ago
Sudizz -By dearharris, over 1 year ago
Snedenphobia -By dearharris, over 1 year ago
Fairy Stalkmother -By jimmy_g, about 6 years ago
Downed Payment -By ScootBenet, about 6 years ago
second-hand defendant -By demonpanda, about 6 years ago
CrapNap -By lookinin, about 6 years ago
Impulsive erection disorder -By See gos, 8 months ago
luglove -By zeb decatur, about 6 years ago
Hell in a cell -By tntey, about 6 years ago
American Cheese -By Blue Coins, about 6 years ago
Secondhand Embarrassment -By stofferz, 8 months ago
falories -By seli100, 8 months ago
Stizzy -By Mfeld, 8 months ago
a courtesy browse -By negatron, about 6 years ago
Brain-stomped -By Gareth, about 6 years ago
Nostaggravation -By DomJackman, about 6 years ago
sodaleg -By qualia, about 6 years ago
Gymack -By kenxisj, 4 months ago
Fitandship -By Ssinnona13, 4 months ago
Poseidon's Kiss -By Statix1000, over 2 years ago
Squeef -By Kmoronta26, 4 months ago
Snoyance -By CChuc1996, 4 months ago
Sleep Inertia -By Ezmchill, about 3 years ago
Caboose -By skillbilly, about 6 years ago
Relieved-annoyance -By WolvenGears, about 5 years ago
The feeling you get when drinking and listening to soft music when you begin to reminisce about your ex. -By MelissaGirLGA, over 2 years ago
The feeling you get when you are about to sneeze and then suddenly is stops. -By MelissaGirLGA, over 2 years ago
Spare-tire (The Fifth Wheel) -By d4chin83, over 4 years ago
FacebookShame -By abaddondaundertalefan, over 2 years ago
stuperman -By codesoda, about 6 years ago
Power Wastage -By dbc2201, almost 2 years ago
The Dealer Had Nice Produce This Time -By dbc2201, almost 2 years ago
When you're focused on a train of thought for awhile, then suddenly realize that you were supposed to be an active & alert driver of the vehicle going 60mph, but can't actually recall how long you've been zoning out for.