Search results for “eat”

seli100, 3-24-2019:

3

falories

By: seli100

you're on a diet, but you tell yourself any calories you eat after midnight (or whenever you feel like cheating) don't count - fake calories!

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mehmetcik, 12-10-2013:

14

mounge

By: mehmetcik

"I came home from work and just mounged in front of the television."

mouth+lounge, "mange" is french for "eat"

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iamjake777, 11-2-2013:

7

Phantom munchies

By: mspaint2000

"Dude, I can't tell if I'm hungry or not,"
"Don't worry man, it's just the phantom munchies,"

5

Intestinal Limbo

By: xXAgent0011Xx

"I was sent into an intestinal limbo, when I ate too fast."

I said so

3

Indigestion Purgatory

By: qazxcwe

God that pizza was good but now I'm in an Indigestion Purgatory!

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RosePond, 11-1-2013:

6

Deja Food

By: Kobechet

I have a horrible case of Deja Food and now I have no apatite

4

Craving

By: Goldfishfarts

"Man, Stuffed Jalapenos from Jack in the Box sound amazing right now."

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PeriodPiece, 10-20-2013:

25

first world diet

By: internetfriend

After looking at the contents of the fridge, George decided to go on a first world diet

3

Boredom Hunger

By: TheAnswerer

This phenomenon usually happens when you are bored and have nothing else to do, you're looking through every food you have, thinking you're hungry, but you're actually not, and you can't find anything you 'want' to eat because of it.

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739dead, 11-4-2013:

18

Bananosecond

By: Multinonymous

Dont't worry! it'll take me a bananosecond!

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Deadend197, 10-31-2013:

3

Can'tibalism

By: Nyhtian

I hate wearing my hair down because of can'tibalism.

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boofar, 9-23-2013:

80

burgerrhea

By: boofar

"I ruined my new shirt because of the terrible burgerrhea I had at lunch"

burger poo

18

Premature Burjaculation

By: miles

Damnit, I burjaculated all over my favorite shirt!

0

Backsquirt

By: TohatWords

Dang it, why does this burger have to backsquirt!?

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nuclearkumquat, 9-23-2013:

48

Patty drift / Meat drift

By: nuclearkumquat

"I'm so OCD, I can't handle even the slightest patty drift!"

It's perfect

33

Wegener's Condimental Drift Theory

By: sobrietypolice

"According to Alfred Wegener, at one point in time, the entire patty was snugly in the bun."

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The try hard jar

By: Phantom

The try hard jar came from call of duty and means you stay in the back wile your inside of a group of people resembling a jar and push back when something is near/ example: the meat did a try hard jar and now I need to move it back up

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Discombobulated -

By That Curious Artist, about 6 years ago

When you cough and sneeze at the same time




1

Buttuns (Butt - Uns) -

By JahDaddyOMG, 9 months ago

The two loser-breads at the end of the loaf




5

shitregister -

By BeastOfTraal, about 6 years ago

When you have to take a shit right after a meal.








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