Turd WaddleBy: Chuckalakala
After taking the biggest crap of my life, I realised I had no toilet paper so I Turd-Waddled and asked my mum for another roll.
BrownPenguin/Mission IncrappableBy: ManxIdioticity
E.g I had to brownpenguin my way just to get the stinking toilet paper, only to realise that it's 1-ply. NNNOOOOOOOOO!
Paper pleadingBy: TheSquid
I had to paper plead my friends house earlier, his dad came to the rescue but it was so embarrassing.
Cuss bustBy: tntey
I have to cuss bust a lot when with friends and little kids
a Swear SnareBy: yet another
I was about to tell her off for profanity but she caught herself in a swear snare.
Mr. Roger's Ghost Intervening from the Tasteful Hyperplane of ExistenceBy: yet another
"Honestly, I was just shooting the sh-ay there neighbor, would you like to be my friend?"
"What the hell was that?"
"Probably just Mr. Roger's Ghost Intervening from the Tasteful Hyperplane of Existence."
The second I turned the knob, it was instant doormentia.
"I walked in here and was struck with damnesia. "
Door-AMNESIA, doubles as an excellent expletive
Shit i´m struck with doorheimer,I can´t rememberwhy i came out here!
"No idea where the handle was. I sat there gropening for a good two minutes"
Can also apply to opening intimate apparel worn by another person.
Latch LookingBy: thatguyybrian
I was latch looking for 5 minutes before I figured out my unlce Jeff's car door.
Cos I like harry potter
"I read the description that started Wordforthat.com the same day my boyfriend took me to dinner and I Lock-blocked myself out of his truck."
"Dude, I accidently pre-pulled. Can you unlock my door again?"
"Sorry, just pullocked myself out again... could you hit unlock again?"
It's as simple as it gets, just a combination of "pull" and "locked" which are the two things happening at the same time which are causing the trouble. It also sounds similar to "blocked" which is appropriate.
too far two stepBy: Nickp788
I was walking into the building the other day and this guy held the door for me. I had just stepped onto the side walk. I had to do the awkward too far two step to make it to the door in time.
i jogward because i was 5 feet away from the door when she opens it for me
too far two step -By Nickp788, about 6 years ago
Doormesia -By Joey1725, 12 months ago
Brown Alert -By caymus11, almost 6 years ago
The name of the specific sounds you make when your sitting in a public restroom stall to alert other people... Another man walks in, so you make subtle sounds like clearing your throat, or tapping your foot... like a way of telling someone your busy trying to shit, without having to talk to them.
Awtle -By Chromefox15, about 4 years ago
poopshocked -By hoverkraft, over 6 years ago
popcorn singluarity -By bob, over 6 years ago
Damnesia -By LORD_ZARYOX, over 6 years ago
jogward -By Quwayne, over 1 year ago
Reveropened -By ManxIdioticity, about 6 years ago
Udder-failure -By baudeagle, over 6 years ago
courtesy prod -By anonymn2, about 6 years ago
to come up empty-handled -By Coleman Falcon, over 5 years ago
Latch Looking -By thatguyybrian, over 6 years ago
The porcelain fright -By apricohtyl, over 6 years ago