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ncolaprete, 11-2-2013:

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Constapeetion

By: Zervrez

"Man I really had to pee last night, but I had constapeetion"

Constipation for peeing, it works

11

Houdini piss

By: Beneath The Sink

"hey.. Ive had to piss for ages and it vanished when i went in the bathroom"
"what, it just vanished like Houdini?"
"Yep.. thats Houdini Piss"

5

a U.T.I.

By: Goldfishfarts

See a doctor

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Luigizus, 10-30-2013:

86

urinal wookie

By: boofar

"A few more hairs in that thing, and I'll be convinced I'm taking a leak on Chewbacca."

44

Hairy Potty

By: aww

...and the Chamber Pot of Secrets

11

alopeecia

By: bigshape

"where the heck did all these pubes come from? guy before me must have had alopeecia... "

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Moonman, 11-4-2013:

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FlushRush

By: JoePaynis

I had to piss so bad I FlushRushed the last 3 questions on that midterm.

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BeastOfTraal, 11-2-2013:

119

peequeue

By: BeastOfTraal

"After all that drinking I got up to take a leak and the peequeue had about 50 people in it."

a combination of the words pee and queue(a line) and it sounds like the letter P and Q

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urilane

By: XerterX

they ned to go pee in a line

14

Dumpline

By: CougarPuma

Dumpline *noun* (DUMP-lyne) When you really have to take a dump and there are several people waiting to do the same thing. "Damn it, I really have to poop, but there's a dumpline in front of the stall!"

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nuclearkumquat, 9-23-2013:

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poopshocked

By: hoverkraft

That dude was totally poopshocked, but like, lock the fuckin' door man!

9

The porcelain fright

By: apricohtyl

I didn't know he was in there - gave him the porcelain fright when I opened the door.

7

shit!

By: colorlace

"Shit!" (read because for more info)"

It is both a widely accepted/applicable impulsive exclamation, and a valid description of what's currently coming out of your butt. All in all, it deters the intruder while keeping the uncomfortable conversation to a minimum.

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mayfly, 11-2-2013:

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urinasm

By: romihomey

I got an Urinasm while relieving myself.

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bananiel, 10-19-2013:

38

Stack Overflow

By: Smirch

Well that sandwich certainly pushed things along. Please excuse me for a moment while I deal with the resulting stack overflow.

5

shitregister

By: BeastOfTraal

"After eating at the buffet I had a shitregister "

It's a play on the word shift register which is an electronic circuit that essentially does the same thing with binary bits

4

Insta-Crap

By: TheCookieMonster2673

When I was done with my sandwich I had an insta-crap

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cornpop, 9-12-2013:

103

tuckbutt

By: AnnaBanana

"Everyone saw Aunt Rosie's granny panties after she game out of the bathroom with tuckbutt"

dress tucked into back of hose, butt exposed.

26

Stylon

By: dami0

Jenny came out of the bathroom eager, fresh and getting her stylon.

(Pronounced like style on.

18

Panty Nooos

By: ScootBenet

"I was returning to my table and flushed crimson when I realised I had a bad case of panty nooos."

Sounds like pantyhose, and NOOOOOOOO!is what you'd shout in the situation.

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Shart Shuffle -

By cornpop, almost 6 years ago

That walk you do when you realize that wasn't a fart.




1

Shatlary -

By Punny, almost 3 years ago

The money one earns while taking a poop at work.


18

Bowlested -

By Poster632, almost 6 years ago

When your penis touches the bowl in the toilet





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