Search results for “realization”

FforEffort, 10-20-2013:

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Inspirashunned

By: artfulrodger

"Aw man! Remember how I was telling you about my idea for a Reversed Urban Dictionary? Well, someone beat me to it today. I feel utter and completely inspirashunned..."

Inspiration + Shunned

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donedane

By: AnnaBanana

"You plan to get rich off of hemorrhoid cream? How donedane."

Already done + mundane

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Katia, 10-19-2013:

44

Lacktose

By: weavin

I had my corn flakes right there, RIGHT there, and bam, lacktose.

22

Unlucky Charmed

By: duncansdad

It's cereal time, motherfucker!
Got my bowl. Got my spoon. Got my cereal. Just need some milk.
AWWWW GOD! DAMN! IT! Unlucky charmed AGAIN. Sonofabitch.

12

Udder-failure

By: baudeagle

"I went to the fridge to get some milk. Then I opened the door only to see I was out. This is was a udder-failure"

The udders of cows produce milk for consumption

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luckily neglected

By: Lolza

The teachers ignored my outstretched hand all the time. Once in a while, I'd be luckily neglected. But I usually answered correctly when called upon.

4

Shockblock

By: cthamster

Bro, you totally shockblocked me! Thanks!!!

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boofar, 9-12-2013:

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a buttonfuck

By: boofar

"Sorry it took me so long to get ready... I buttonfucked my shirt twice!"

Derived from the ancient word, mindfuck.

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misbutton

By: Kibaro

Great...i just misbuttoned my shirt!

13

Shirt skew

By: cornpop

"Girl you can't go out like that. You got major shirt skew going on."

Your shirt gets skewed when yo buttons don't match up

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cmdjls, 10-19-2013:

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Apolodouching

By: silentpdiddy

I felt so bad about cutting that guy off, but I ended up apolodouching to him

50

Accidouche

By: Fluffykittylover

I cut him off and tried to smile and wave him by, he thought that I accidouched him.

4

misidouchified

By: AnnaBanana

"I was trying to convey that I didn't mean to cut off the grandma in the Buick, but I'm pretty sure they misdouchified that."

misidenified douchiness

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Faurire

By: eaglevillage3

Pronounced: "Fo'-rear"

The culmination of the French 'faux' (false) and 'rire' (to laugh).

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melanlonelier

By: Zales

feeling alone and melancholy

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funegatory

By: DanceGrape77

When you think you are being funny but you are negatory
"It was embarrassing at the meeting, I thought I was funny but I figured out I was funegatory"

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my life

By: Solo_X

that is literally my life

2

Yeeted

By: lmaokk

You: YALL MIND IF I HIT THIS YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Everyone: *laughs in background*
You: lol ikr? Everyone: nah bro we just found out that john fell down the stairs.

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artfulrodger, 10-19-2013:

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highway hypnosis

By: Drowk

"Totally blanked on the last ten miles of my trip cuz of that highway hypnosis. Good thing no one was hurt."

Already a term: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highway_hypnosis

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drivenesia

By: schlaap

I have drivenesia from my trip home because I was thinking about my fight with Chad.

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The Dealer Had Nice Produce This Time

By: dbc2201

I can feel myself completley zoned out. The dealer had nice produce this time.

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lart, 10-22-2013:

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Regretflix

By: lart

It was late Sunday night, after the finale of BSG disappointed us, that regretflix began to kick in.

1

Bingeism

By: sarinacuevas

Binging new shows has become your own religion.

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tastybunns, 11-1-2013:

8

Shatterbrick

By: WasabiFire

I had completed everything--I was sure to get an A, until I realized that I wasn't supposed to make a model volcano, I was supposed to write an essay on the history of France. It was a complete shatterbrick, so to speak.

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¨You had to be there¨ Novel -

By lmaokk, over 2 years ago

When you think you're telling a hilarious story and nobody laughs.





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