Search results for “realization”

blue001, 10-18-2013:

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Reload Revelation

By: TacticalBrofist

"I experienced serious reload revelation today when I decided to play Skyrim again. Minutes after starting, I realized that I would have to suffer through an hour of introduction missions before actually being free to do what i want. So i said "f_ck it" and went back to facebook..."

The definition of the word "Revelation" is the revealing or disclosing of some form of truth or knowledge through communication with a deity or other supernatural entity. I thought Reload Revelation would be befitting since you usually re-reveal the knowledge of all the bothersome parts of a game only after (but then again JUST after) you have actually booted it up. Upon reloading, the truth is revealed!

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Load lament

By: shining.midnight

"I just installed Crysis 3 but when I went to play it I got really strong load lament, TF2 looks more fun right now."

Alliteration, yo

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Loading-screen ennui

By: zingiber

The loading-screen ennui's setting in again. Should I go outside? Nah.

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Jeppe, 1-3-2014:

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Choops

By: Unknownmystery49

Chew + oops

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Ch-eww

By: dbc2201

He took my pencil and then just ch-ewwed on

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pentatonic, 10-21-2013:

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procrasti-not-so-bad

By: pentatonic

I thought it was going to be really awful but it was just a procrasti-not-so-bad.

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post-procrastinatory chagrin

By: pentatonic

I felt a bit of post-procrastinatory chagrin when I realized the task wasn't so difficult after all.

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20/20 sweat-regret

By: readmush

"Don't 20/20 sweat-regret calling the plumber. It's not so bad."

"20/20" is already used to mean past insight. Procrastinating can cause stress which causes sweat, which is regretful if it was avoidable.

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Nickp788, 10-18-2013:

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Bet lag

By: ForecastOak72

My bet lag on the Jets game cost me $20.

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Post Bet-Mortem

By: dlandes

"It was a complete post bet-mortem, I lost everything I put down on that horse and I knew it would happen. I am such an idiot!"

Post Bet-Mortem: Post Mortem, lat. After Death, the bet basically just died. So it is a something after the bet died.

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betgony

By: BeezerB

"I had serious betgony after I bet my life savings on the Leafs."

Because it captures the agony of your poor judgment. Also, it sounds good.

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Jynx3, 10-17-2013:

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Shart Shuffle

By: cornpop

"I had to push that fart out a little too hard, now I have to shart shuffle my way to the bathroom."

Shit plus fart=shart, playing off previous shame shuffle submission

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Shartle

By: Ant

"I realised I had followed through and sharted myself. Had to shartle all the way home with thighs tightly pressed together."

Sharting already exists to describe the 'follow through'.

The verb would be 'shartling'. I shartled, She shartled, etc.

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Shame Shuffle

By: Zyphon

I took a gamble and lost... now I'm Shame Shuffling my way to the restroom.

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cesm, 11-1-2013:

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Surprise Necrophilia

By: Cameo

"As Adam woke up, he turned to his wife who had been sleeping next to him. He turned over, lifted her night gown up and whispered sweet nothings into her ear as he penetrated her. She felt cold. Suddenly her turned her over and discovered he was a victim of surprise necrophilia. "

Surprise Necrophilia bro

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NAMERAX, 11-3-2013:

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A wet one

By: NAMERAX

He farted but it sounded like a wet one.

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The Most Dangerous Game

By: Rekwiiem

"Last night I thought I had to fart, but then it turned out to be The Most Dangerous Game!"

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davis.jeremy88, 12-18-2013:

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Afterbath

By: FlowerPower808

I usually clean off within 5 minutes, but I like to spend another 20 in the afterbath.

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SinginTime

By: tdiesman1

I swear I get clean in 5 minutes in the shower, but I spend 20 minutes in SinginTime singing Royal's Team.

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Shower zoom

By: TykesforDyke

The shower zoom I had left my fingers pruny.

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HINDSLEIGHT, 10-20-2013:

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Feelbreaker

By: Moose

"Great smile, buff bod, sparkling wit, fascinating career made for a great boyfriend — but his pungent body odor made it a feelbreaker."

I like it

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¨You had to be there¨ Novel -

By lmaokk, over 2 years ago

When you think you're telling a hilarious story and nobody laughs.





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