bri, 9-11-2013:

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The money one earns while taking a poop at work.

Keywords: money poop cash pooping work

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brownbacks

Submitted by: boofar
"I earned at least a couple of brownbacks taking a shit today. Feels good man... "

A play on the american currency nickname, "Greenbacks"

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the brown bonus

Submitted by: boofar
"got a big ol' brown bonus today at work."

for obvious reasons

149

poop for profit (pfp)

Submitted by: mburns
"Already at pfp5, gonna be a rough day"

It offers a benign-sounding acronym (pfp) yet perfectly describes the distinct quality of defecating while also being financially compensated.

7

Flush Funds

Submitted by: DefineMe!
"Why clock out and drop trou when I can accrue flush funds on the sly."

Flush funds is the perfect combination of toilet humor and easy to recall alliteration.

5

shit-ching!

Submitted by: phantom
"i get more shit-ching at work than for working."

ch-ching ... shit-ching

2

Brownbucks

Submitted by: BunnyBrainz
"I'll be back in a few, man. Gotta go earn some Brownbucks"

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Paid Poopleave

Submitted by: tfwalton
I really like my new job. It comes with paid poopleave.

2

doo doo dollars

Submitted by: Cairlin Mulg
"I feel pounds lighter after earning those doo doo dollars."

dollar - currency + doo doos - poo = doo doo dollars

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Shatlary

Submitted by: Punny
Shat + Salary = Shatlary
I spent 2 hours in the bathroom at work today and got some shatlary from it.

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Submitted by: Newju
AssCash

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Dirty Dollars

Submitted by: Noyeahiknow
I made a few dirty dollars at work today and now I feel much better.

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Congress

Submitted by: fortyhourworkyear
"Took a poo break and made congress on my overtime pay!"

remember that government shutdown thing? felt like they were taking a shit on the rest of us. They got paid for it, too.

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