burgerrhea

Submitted by: boofar

"I ruined my new shirt because of the terrible burgerrhea I had at lunch"

burger poo

Premature Burjaculation

Submitted by: miles

Damnit, I burjaculated all over my favorite shirt!

Backsquirt

Submitted by: TohatWords

Dang it, why does this burger have to backsquirt!?