Sumaka4, 11-4-2013:

2

infecting wipe

By: Gish

i just clean the toilet but now i have to give it and extra infecting wipe

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colorlace, 11-17-2013:

8

bansheegin

By: JJ

When the car banshee'd my ears started bleeding

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5

fuckduck

By: Loredana

Isn't that your crazy ex?! Fuckduck!

Some people might already say "oh fuck, duck!" So it's only natural to compound them into one word.

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ArcticNovember, 11-2-2013:

3

Awkvious

By: ali

"It was so awkvious when I learned that the problem I had to call for help for was so easy to fix"

awkardly obvious

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Jordan, 10-30-2013:

13

cinematografaeces

By: bigshape

I can't believe I missed the bit where goose dies! serious case of cinematografaeces.

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RosePond, 11-1-2013:

6

Deja Food

By: Kobechet

I have a horrible case of Deja Food and now I have no apatite

1

Craving

By: Goldfishfarts

"Man, Stuffed Jalapenos from Jack in the Box sound amazing right now."

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RendoRambo, 10-27-2014:

6

Doorblocked

By: Tobi3440

"She was just about to go into the office, but got doorblocked by the CEO."

5

Janucide

By: Vegeta

from Janus roman god of halways.

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Dr. T, 11-3-2013:

11

Hyperoperate

By: Dr. T

"I hyperoperated my phone into freezing while simultaneously loading 10 tabs in Firefox."

This is all I could think of but I know you can do better! :)

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