Doenitz1, 5-16-2015:

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Pervetongue

By: Tobearius

The phenomenon when you say something which sounds perfectly normal in your head, but when you say it, either your inflection or pronunciation makes it sound perverted.

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TameJames, 4-10-2015:

7

Ticknorance

By: Howe-Oh

"I tried to check the time just now but was ticknorant."

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nialllarkin, 11-18-2013:

9

Phantomachment

By: Chewitt

I sent a phantomachment to Larry yesterday, it was meant to have the business records on it but now I look like a fool.

5

FTA

By: ForecastOak72

Oh crap, I just FTA'd the poster for that email. It means simply Forgot the Attachment. It could be FTDA if it was really important or really dumb.

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csr0897, 11-11-2013:

3

Rejoketed

By: tdiesman1

I had this great joke for him, but when I said it I got Rejoketed.

2

anti joke

By: kaza12345678

wiki it

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GF74, 10-24-2013:

5

Jive Turkey

By: CoalAtoms

John is such a jive turkey: He has no clue how to solve that problem.

2

Then your friends mix up your Rubik's Cube.

By: persom

^

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yurglepop, 11-11-2013:

5

Hypocrisylling

By: ResidentStump

Victor kept saying it so much I Hypocrisylled him on it.

Hypocrisy + syllable

4

Irony

By: TohatWords

There IS a word for that, it's called irony.

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Newman, 11-2-2013:

11

Scrag

By: Newman

I wanted swag, but I can't afford it, so I got scrag.

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