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That phrase that the "bad guy" says in the movie while he spins in his chair and pets his cat. e.g. "Well look who decided to join the party!" while slow-clapping
When I watched batman, the joker did a great Introjoketion
When someone uses up a box of something, but puts the empty box back on the shelf, so you think there is plenty and don't buy any at the store, then find it empty later when you really want it
It can be as disappointing as blueballs
The crushing disappointment when opening a fast food carton to discover the contents look nothing like the picture on the menu
Owen excitedly opened his box of chicken chow mein, after seeing how delicious it looked on the menu, only to realize he had brought a dishapointment.
When you pause a video and it stops at the perfect frame of a contorted face
When I paused DanTDM's vLog at the perfect moment when he looked like a baby lamb, I got some serious Comical Contortion.
Candis but with frame instead.
The little corner of a condiment packet that you tear off and throw away.
Like a bottle cap, but for condiments.
When you get angry at someone's stupidity.
"Every time someone talks about pokemon being satanic, I get ignoraged."
When you accidentally send a text or chat to the wrong person.
"I was sending my wife a sext of my penis when I realised I'd been whoopsting my mum."Whoops gets across the accidental nature while -sting suffix is redolent of texting.
I say mischat because youve mistakenly started a chat with someone else.
Swag for homeless people
I wanted swag, but I can't afford it, so I got scrag.
The feeling that you need to urinate real bad, but when you actually go you rarely pee at all.
When you sneeze so hard that your neck starts to hurt.
"That cold last weak was giving me total snotlash"snot+backlash
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