GF74, 10-24-2013:

5

Jive Turkey

By: CoalAtoms

John is such a jive turkey: He has no clue how to solve that problem.

2

Then your friends mix up your Rubik's Cube.

By: persom

^

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EpicDude, 11-1-2013:

7

Dupe Box

By: Guy

My mom bought these cookies but it was a dupe box.

1

Marketing Cookie

By: dlandes

The cookies looked delicious, but they turned out to be marketing cookies.

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Rezyk, 10-20-2013:

9

Livestock

By: Topioisomerase

"I couldn't be bothered to go back and save Frank, he just doesn't hold that much livestock with me."

Because word play.

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beeseegee, 10-19-2013:

11

Premature Passulation

By: AMP

I was merging on to I-465 when this horrible driver came out of nowhere and cut me off, obviously suffering from a case of premature passulation.

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bigshape, 10-23-2013:

7

jafbasdvgdaliushdgo;jnsadgyhggblas

By: melonwater

shit, it just happened.

3

Fatbopping

By: The blameless nameless

My cat sat on the keyboard. Again. "Hey Nugget. You fatty quite fatbopping"

2

Sittin Kitten

By: Bubble1118

A sitting kitten

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Psylock524, 11-29-2013:

6

Cuss

By: Burritozi11a

"CUSSING CUSS-PILE OF CUSS-EATING CUSS-MOLES, I SPILLED MY COFFEE!"

Being as "cuss" is a general term for any and all swearing, it can be used as a placeholder in any situation where you'd normally say something slightly more derogatory.

Now go cuss yourself.

2

Shit

By: Bobcat95

Because it's literally poo, it's technically not even a bad word.

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doctordonut13, 11-1-2013:

13

Cafflanted

By: cthamster

"I had two espressos and became totally cafflanted that night."

It sounds right, plus the 'caff' for caffeine

1

Sleepinated

By: JBentley0207

"I had to get that last bit of studying in last night. Looks like I set myself up for being Sleepinated again"

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tastybunns, 11-1-2013:

7

Procrastinate

By: CrackerJackal

"I've been procrastinating my homework for geography class, it puts me to sleep!"

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