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Having to go poop 5 minutes after having just cleaned the bathroom
i just clean the toilet but now i have to give it and extra infecting wipe
When you turn the ignition but the car was already running and it makes an awful screech.
When the car banshee'd my ears started bleeding
When you see a person you hate from outside (e.g. School, Workplace, etc.) and you duck behind something before they can see you
Isn't that your crazy ex?! Fuckduck!
Some people might already say "oh fuck, duck!" So it's only natural to compound them into one word.
When you call for help, and the person you called fixes your issue immediately, and turns out it was extremely obvious to fix.
"It was so awkvious when I learned that the problem I had to call for help for was so easy to fix"awkardly obvious
That one raindrop/snowflake that goes down your shirt and lands on the base of your neck, completely chilling you
when you really need to go poo in the middle of a movie but you can't because you don't want to miss the movie
I can't believe I missed the bit where goose dies! serious case of cinematografaeces.
When that one thing that's worth >50% of your grade is on the tip of your tongue but you forgot
I had real Answer amnesia during the test
When you want to eat something, but only something very specific and nothing else.
I have a horrible case of Deja Food and now I have no apatite
"Man, Stuffed Jalapenos from Jack in the Box sound amazing right now."
When you try walking through a door and run into someone else
"She was just about to go into the office, but got doorblocked by the CEO."
from Janus roman god of halways.
When you are able to operate an electronic device (such as a smart phone, smart TV, Tablet, Computer) faster than it can load/keep up with you.
"I hyperoperated my phone into freezing while simultaneously loading 10 tabs in Firefox."This is all I could think of but I know you can do better! :)
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