Projectile commentBy: BrunchSpecial
"During my big interview with the VPs, one of their projectile comments hit my face. I did everything I could to act as if nothing happened..."
No one does it on purpose, so it's hard to get mad at them, but it's still their comment spit hitting you in the face... Sucks.
Speech bukkakeBy: Nickp788
I was sitting around the dinner table and my buddy speech bukkake'd me, it was totally degrading.
I was in a state of bewilderment I felt completely spitfaced.
"I've been having crazy ringxiety lately, but I know my phone is in the car..."
Heard it on NPR about this.
Ghost PhoneBy: fatdolladolla
My ghost phone is blowing up today. If only I had real friends that would call me.
Phantom phonecallBy: pinkbabooshka
"my phone was blowin up earlier and now i'm getting all these phantom calls on my leg"
amputees get phantom limbs, so it makes sense for it to be a phantom call!
I had an Aquaphany about what car i want today.
combination of Aqua and epiphany
This morning I was showondering for like an hour. (Pronounced "Sha-WUN-der-ing"). Combo of showering + wondering.
Shower TheoryBy: TheCookieMonster2673
I was washing up, and I thought to myself, "What if half of Earth's population went away?"
BuffstrationBy: Randy Muff
Yo dogg, I'm hella buffstrated bcuz diz vid had hella thumnails n shit that align wit my interests.
Vidi from video, woe from.. well, woe
buffspensionBy: Coleman Falcon
Harry stared at the screen in total buffspension. Had Max really posted their most private sessions?
"I earned at least a couple of brownbacks taking a shit today. Feels good man... "
A play on the american currency nickname, "Greenbacks"
the brown bonusBy: boofar
"got a big ol' brown bonus today at work."
for obvious reasons
poop for profit (pfp)By: mburns
"Already at pfp5, gonna be a rough day"
It offers a benign-sounding acronym (pfp) yet perfectly describes the distinct quality of defecating while also being financially compensated.
The BreadendBy: TheCookieMonster2673
Alan hit the breadend when he was going to make a sandwich; someone had eaten the last two actual slices
Nob KnobBy: Howe-Oh
"I went to grab a slice of bread, but all that was left were the two Nob Knobs that no one wants."
The two ends can be called Knobbies, or something similar.
that part of the bread loaf which is mostly idle or good for nothing i.e. loafer
"I've made no progress on the new project, I think I have imaginesia."
Writers BlockBy: xcore
"J.K writes some amazing books, I hope she doesn't get a writers block."
There's already a word for that in Norwegian, "Skrivesperre"
"damn my mind is giving me an artloss"
it makes sense