MrGoogles499, 12-30-2013:

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Aquaphany

By: nils1433

I had an Aquaphany about what car i want today.

combination of Aqua and epiphany

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Showondering

By: keeganwh

This morning I was showondering for like an hour. (Pronounced "Sha-WUN-der-ing"). Combo of showering + wondering.

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Shower Theory

By: TheCookieMonster2673

I was washing up, and I thought to myself, "What if half of Earth's population went away?"

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bri, 9-11-2013:

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brownbacks

By: boofar

"I earned at least a couple of brownbacks taking a shit today. Feels good man... "

A play on the american currency nickname, "Greenbacks"

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the brown bonus

By: boofar

"got a big ol' brown bonus today at work."

for obvious reasons

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poop for profit (pfp)

By: mburns

"Already at pfp5, gonna be a rough day"

It offers a benign-sounding acronym (pfp) yet perfectly describes the distinct quality of defecating while also being financially compensated.

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ITzeee, 11-2-2013:

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Potatophilia

By: squirrel

Potato wedges AND chips? Are you some sort of potatophile?

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Spudsessed

By: That1guy488

Obsessed with spuds
Nicole is from Idaho; she's spudsessed.

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Tuberphage

By: SvenHedin

I'm such a tuberphage I ate the french fries, the mashed AND the fritters!

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TellerHD, 11-6-2013:

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Speech Jack

By: TheHandyHighlighter

I knew what he was going to say so I speak jacked him

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Line-jack

By: EmEral

My twin brother Fred and I used to line-jack each other constantly.

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Speak peak

By: xo74

Sarah and I speak peak each others sentences.

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Ariwonsover, 2-6-2014:

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Jed-eye

By: mscottveach

He gave me the jed-eye and now I'm starting to think that maybe they were the droids we were looking for...

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Eye Rape

By: tnt54321boom

Self Explanatory

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Username?, 3-4-2014:

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Play-Ja Vu

By: tnt54321boom

Deja Vu for games.

"Remember that game?"
"Ohh man, I couldn't beat that! You gave me Play-Ja Vu! I'm gonna try one more time!"

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gamegret

By: mscottveach

I quite playing but then had a huge bout of gamegret the next day.

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themanbat, 9-12-2013:

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Ringxiety

By: boofar

"I've been having crazy ringxiety lately, but I know my phone is in the car..."

Heard it on NPR about this.

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Ghost Phone

By: fatdolladolla

My ghost phone is blowing up today. If only I had real friends that would call me.

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Phantom phonecall

By: pinkbabooshka

"my phone was blowin up earlier and now i'm getting all these phantom calls on my leg"

amputees get phantom limbs, so it makes sense for it to be a phantom call!

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Artist's Block

By: goose

Like Writers block, but with drawing.

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Penstruck

By: B Lewi

After staring at the blank paper for an hour or so, Liam was forced to admit that he was penstruck.

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Penstration

By: MistuhJay69

Pen frustration

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Ewokawookie, 11-1-2013:

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imaginesia

By: wordreaper

"I've made no progress on the new project, I think I have imaginesia."

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Writers Block

By: xcore

"J.K writes some amazing books, I hope she doesn't get a writers block."

There's already a word for that in Norwegian, "Skrivesperre"

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Artloss

By: hydroflush3000

"damn my mind is giving me an artloss"

it makes sense

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