Nickp788, 10-10-2013:

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Projectile comment

By: BrunchSpecial

"During my big interview with the VPs, one of their projectile comments hit my face. I did everything I could to act as if nothing happened..."

No one does it on purpose, so it's hard to get mad at them, but it's still their comment spit hitting you in the face... Sucks.

116

Speech bukkake

By: Nickp788

I was sitting around the dinner table and my buddy speech bukkake'd me, it was totally degrading.

75

spitfaced

By: jjclarkson

I was in a state of bewilderment I felt completely spitfaced.

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Adoptive motherland

By: colorlace

I moved from my birth motherland to my adoptive motherland at the age of 7.

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cornpop, 10-18-2013:

90

Ankissipation

By: Jaruu

Janet felt the hot flush of ankissipation as Brad leaned in close, lips puckered.

1

Kissarray

By: dirty_water

"When she first first kissed me, I felt a sudden rush of kissarray"


It's basically disarray but with kiss in front

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Artist's Block

By: goose

Like Writers block, but with drawing.

20

Penstruck

By: B Lewi

After staring at the blank paper for an hour or so, Liam was forced to admit that he was penstruck.

3

Penstration

By: MistuhJay69

Pen frustration

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AwesoMan3000, 3-6-2014:

179

Buffstration

By: Randy Muff

Yo dogg, I'm hella buffstrated bcuz diz vid had hella thumnails n shit that align wit my interests.

16

Vidiwoe

By: xxCandyROXxx

Vidi from video, woe from.. well, woe

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buffspension

By: Coleman Falcon

Harry stared at the screen in total buffspension. Had Max really posted their most private sessions?

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abaday789, 11-4-2013:

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Doormat

By: Second sub!

Honestly, this is a preview of most of your social interactions.

2

Jane-don't

By: bakedbooty42

Like the general name, Jane Doe...

1

pulling_a_domiNEEK

By: Somekiddo454

The fact that people can't pernonce the YouTube's "Domics" name right

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TerabyteWords, 11-4-2013:

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Schrödinger's Devil

By: Jellyfish? Jellyfish!

"You are successful alone which builds your confidence only to have the less desirable outcome occur when the act of social observance is present. It is Schrödinger's Devil."

References and reasons.

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themanbat, 9-12-2013:

616

Ringxiety

By: boofar

"I've been having crazy ringxiety lately, but I know my phone is in the car..."

Heard it on NPR about this.

270

Ghost Phone

By: fatdolladolla

My ghost phone is blowing up today. If only I had real friends that would call me.

133

Phantom phonecall

By: pinkbabooshka

"my phone was blowin up earlier and now i'm getting all these phantom calls on my leg"

amputees get phantom limbs, so it makes sense for it to be a phantom call!

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bri, 9-11-2013:

990

brownbacks

By: boofar

"I earned at least a couple of brownbacks taking a shit today. Feels good man... "

A play on the american currency nickname, "Greenbacks"

281

the brown bonus

By: boofar

"got a big ol' brown bonus today at work."

for obvious reasons

149

poop for profit (pfp)

By: mburns

"Already at pfp5, gonna be a rough day"

It offers a benign-sounding acronym (pfp) yet perfectly describes the distinct quality of defecating while also being financially compensated.

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