"When you're sworn to secrecy, beanspilling is one way to lose a friend."
Based on 'spill the beans'
accidentally on loudspeakerBy: stofferz
when you accidentally forget to take the loudspeaker off your voice and say something a lot louder than you'd intended.
"It was so embarrassing! My voice was accidentally on loudspeaker. and everyone heard!"
Remember Randall from Recess?
I had an Aquaphany about what car i want today.
combination of Aqua and epiphany
This morning I was showondering for like an hour. (Pronounced "Sha-WUN-der-ing"). Combo of showering + wondering.
Shower TheoryBy: TheCookieMonster2673
I was washing up, and I thought to myself, "What if half of Earth's population went away?"
BuffstrationBy: Randy Muff
Yo dogg, I'm hella buffstrated bcuz diz vid had hella thumnails n shit that align wit my interests.
Vidi from video, woe from.. well, woe
buffspensionBy: Coleman Falcon
Harry stared at the screen in total buffspension. Had Max really posted their most private sessions?
Projectile commentBy: BrunchSpecial
"During my big interview with the VPs, one of their projectile comments hit my face. I did everything I could to act as if nothing happened..."
No one does it on purpose, so it's hard to get mad at them, but it's still their comment spit hitting you in the face... Sucks.
Speech bukkakeBy: Nickp788
I was sitting around the dinner table and my buddy speech bukkake'd me, it was totally degrading.
I was in a state of bewilderment I felt completely spitfaced.
semi-colon strokeBy: Gehalgod
Stroke = desperately needed success or revelation after much labor (stroke of luck, stroke of brilliance)
Semi-colon = the missing character that often fucks up lines of code
"Dude, did you manage to fix that nasty bug?"
"Yeah, this morning I had a sudden epiphaline."
Epiphany + (code) line
"I finally finished that thing with an end feeling of relived-annoyance." "Why?" "The solution was too easy not to get but I didn't get in anyway."
The BreadendBy: TheCookieMonster2673
Alan hit the breadend when he was going to make a sandwich; someone had eaten the last two actual slices
Nob KnobBy: Howe-Oh
"I went to grab a slice of bread, but all that was left were the two Nob Knobs that no one wants."
The two ends can be called Knobbies, or something similar.
that part of the bread loaf which is mostly idle or good for nothing i.e. loafer