Ariwonsover, 2-6-2014:

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Jed-eye

By: mscottveach

He gave me the jed-eye and now I'm starting to think that maybe they were the droids we were looking for...

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Eye Rape

By: tnt54321boom

Self Explanatory

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beanspill

By: itchai

"When you're sworn to secrecy, beanspilling is one way to lose a friend."

Based on 'spill the beans'

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accidentally on loudspeaker

By: stofferz

when you accidentally forget to take the loudspeaker off your voice and say something a lot louder than you'd intended.

"It was so embarrassing! My voice was accidentally on loudspeaker. and everyone heard!"

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tattletale

By: dbc2201

Remember Randall from Recess?

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MrGoogles499, 12-30-2013:

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Aquaphany

By: nils1433

I had an Aquaphany about what car i want today.

combination of Aqua and epiphany

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Showondering

By: keeganwh

This morning I was showondering for like an hour. (Pronounced "Sha-WUN-der-ing"). Combo of showering + wondering.

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Shower Theory

By: TheCookieMonster2673

I was washing up, and I thought to myself, "What if half of Earth's population went away?"

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jakeinmn, 3-6-2014:

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semi-colon stroke

By: Gehalgod

Stroke = desperately needed success or revelation after much labor (stroke of luck, stroke of brilliance)

Semi-colon = the missing character that often fucks up lines of code

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Epiphaline

By: VinceCgto

"Dude, did you manage to fix that nasty bug?"
"Yeah, this morning I had a sudden epiphaline."

Epiphany + (code) line

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Relieved-annoyance

By: WolvenGears

"I finally finished that thing with an end feeling of relived-annoyance." "Why?" "The solution was too easy not to get but I didn't get in anyway."

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Aniticipainsion

By: Debonair

Anticipate the pain

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Saflexing

By: Thyme

I thought the baseball was coming right for me, but I saflexed.

(Reflex, but you end up being safe.)

4

Sensopation.

By: B Lewi

Anticipation of a sense. (works with pleasure, pain, heat, cold, physical anomaly.

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celtsfan38, 4-12-2014:

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Joke choke

By: boofar

Dude... this hot girl made a joke at the bar, but it was loud and I made an ass out of myself joke choking.

3

Chuckle Bluffing

By: MistuhJay69

My friends totally caught me chuckle bluffing when I was unable to explain the joke.

2

Jo-karma

By: Cryptic

Almost a punishment for lying

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Oddarisd, 4-28-2014:

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Ezrazed

By: Epik

Victor was erasing his things off his checklist, but little did he know he was erazing.

Combination of erase and razing.

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Blunderbrush

By: ResidentStump

Noun - I tried to erase that word but the other end of my pencil turned out to be a blunderbrush.
Verb - I hope this eraser doesn't blunderbrush my form.

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Blunderased

By: JohnDoe123

I accidentally blunderased it

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NinjaInMyPants, 1-27-2014:

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Eyewash

By: PyroManiac

"Dude what are you staring at? Are you having a eyewash or something?"

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eyefart distraction

By: ali danjou

brain fart + eye+ distraction

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Debonair, 12-14-2015:

28

The Breadend

By: TheCookieMonster2673

Alan hit the breadend when he was going to make a sandwich; someone had eaten the last two actual slices

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Nob Knob

By: Howe-Oh

"I went to grab a slice of bread, but all that was left were the two Nob Knobs that no one wants."

The two ends can be called Knobbies, or something similar.

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loafer

By: nikhilofficial

that part of the bread loaf which is mostly idle or good for nothing i.e. loafer

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