marilynvox, 2-2-2020:

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Ashsip

By: Sarath J

A: Hey man, how was the party yesterday?
B: Don't mention it, finally I got the nickname "Ashsip" after the party.
A: What! What happened?
B: Because of my drunkness, I noticed the cigarette butt in my beverage cup when I ended it. So, my friends picked on me.

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Sewer Cocktail

By: marilynvox

"Hey man, why did you spit your drink out?"
*shows drink with cigarettes in it* "It was a total sewer cocktail"

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beanspill

By: itchai

"When you're sworn to secrecy, beanspilling is one way to lose a friend."

Based on 'spill the beans'

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accidentally on loudspeaker

By: stofferz

when you accidentally forget to take the loudspeaker off your voice and say something a lot louder than you'd intended.

"It was so embarrassing! My voice was accidentally on loudspeaker. and everyone heard!"

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tattletale

By: dbc2201

Remember Randall from Recess?

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Aniticipainsion

By: Debonair

Anticipate the pain

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Saflexing

By: Thyme

I thought the baseball was coming right for me, but I saflexed.

(Reflex, but you end up being safe.)

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Sensopation.

By: B Lewi

Anticipation of a sense. (works with pleasure, pain, heat, cold, physical anomaly.

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jakeinmn, 3-6-2014:

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semi-colon stroke

By: Gehalgod

Stroke = desperately needed success or revelation after much labor (stroke of luck, stroke of brilliance)

Semi-colon = the missing character that often fucks up lines of code

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Epiphaline

By: VinceCgto

"Dude, did you manage to fix that nasty bug?"
"Yeah, this morning I had a sudden epiphaline."

Epiphany + (code) line

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Relieved-annoyance

By: WolvenGears

"I finally finished that thing with an end feeling of relived-annoyance." "Why?" "The solution was too easy not to get but I didn't get in anyway."

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Ariwonsover, 2-6-2014:

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Jed-eye

By: mscottveach

He gave me the jed-eye and now I'm starting to think that maybe they were the droids we were looking for...

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Eye Rape

By: tnt54321boom

Self Explanatory

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damb, 2-2-2020:

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Baconeggandcheese

By: damb

because that's the sandwich

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MrGoogles499, 12-30-2013:

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Aquaphany

By: nils1433

I had an Aquaphany about what car i want today.

combination of Aqua and epiphany

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Showondering

By: keeganwh

This morning I was showondering for like an hour. (Pronounced "Sha-WUN-der-ing"). Combo of showering + wondering.

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Shower Theory

By: TheCookieMonster2673

I was washing up, and I thought to myself, "What if half of Earth's population went away?"

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