weavin, 10-19-2013:

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Back blindness

By: Jag

My back blindness has led to some awkward situations.

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That's not Carol

By: Debonair

Sorry, I thought you were a friend of mine...

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TerabyteWords, 11-4-2013:

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Schrödinger's Devil

By: Jellyfish? Jellyfish!

"You are successful alone which builds your confidence only to have the less desirable outcome occur when the act of social observance is present. It is Schrödinger's Devil."

References and reasons.

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Fart train

By: keerin

I rode the fart train while running for the bus this morning, it was hilarious!

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Fart & Dart

By: willzmarler

"If you ever have problems with wind, go for a run, and do a quick Fart & Dart!"

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Crop Dusting

By: lettersandspaces

you know

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Aniticipainsion

By: Debonair

Anticipate the pain

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Saflexing

By: Thyme

I thought the baseball was coming right for me, but I saflexed.

(Reflex, but you end up being safe.)

4

Sensopation.

By: B Lewi

Anticipation of a sense. (works with pleasure, pain, heat, cold, physical anomaly.

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JohnDoe123, 12-10-2015:

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Badvertisting

By: TheCookieMonster2673

That soda commercial was badvertising!

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Malevendition

By: Weird...

Mah-leh-ven-dih-shun

"Man, that's a good product, but it suffers from malevendition."

"What?"

"Bad advertising."

From the Latin male, meaning bad, and venditionis, meaning selling.

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boo-mercial

By: jankyb

Like boo for that bad commercial

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Poofed

By: CowInAJar

I forgot to save my essay.txt file, I done poofed
Poop/Goofed
Feeling/Action

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wishing you used google

By: RoboticGish

EVERYTHING ELSE CAN SUCK MY A**

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Multinonymous, 11-7-2013:

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Parenting

By: SemperFudge

I hate my life.

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No Dun Goofed

By: I dont know.

You believe that you dun goofed, but then found out later that moment that you No Dun Goofed,

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Epic Fai-win

By: Darkus

I dropped my plate and started a Rube Goldberg machine. Epic fai-win much?

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beanspill

By: itchai

"When you're sworn to secrecy, beanspilling is one way to lose a friend."

Based on 'spill the beans'

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AwesoMan3000, 4-2-2014:

18

Anti-lucidity Loop

By: angelofthenight

"Oft nights he twirls uncontrollably in limitless anti-lucidy loops, his mind a twisted barbed wire the deeper he drills into his subconscious."

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Inception totem

By: Beneath The Sink

if your Inception Totem is a top and it spins forever without ever slowing or falling.. you might just be in a dream... within another dream ...

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Bounced Check

By: ResidentStump

"I tried to check to see if I was still dreaming but afterwards I just let the check bounce."

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abaday789, 11-4-2013:

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Doormat

By: Second sub!

Honestly, this is a preview of most of your social interactions.

3

Jane-don't

By: bakedbooty42

Like the general name, Jane Doe...

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ignore-the-fact-that-they-just-called-me-by-the-wrong-name

By: Gerry

Both Bob and Valerie called me "Jerry" again on accident so I just ignored-the-fact-that-they-just-called-me-by-the-wrong-name.

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