Projectile commentBy: BrunchSpecial
"During my big interview with the VPs, one of their projectile comments hit my face. I did everything I could to act as if nothing happened..."
No one does it on purpose, so it's hard to get mad at them, but it's still their comment spit hitting you in the face... Sucks.
Speech bukkakeBy: Nickp788
I was sitting around the dinner table and my buddy speech bukkake'd me, it was totally degrading.
I was in a state of bewilderment I felt completely spitfaced.
BuffstrationBy: Randy Muff
Yo dogg, I'm hella buffstrated bcuz diz vid had hella thumnails n shit that align wit my interests.
Vidi from video, woe from.. well, woe
buffspensionBy: Coleman Falcon
Harry stared at the screen in total buffspension. Had Max really posted their most private sessions?
Joke chokeBy: boofar
Dude... this hot girl made a joke at the bar, but it was loud and I made an ass out of myself joke choking.
Chuckle BluffingBy: MistuhJay69
My friends totally caught me chuckle bluffing when I was unable to explain the joke.
Almost a punishment for lying
I had an Aquaphany about what car i want today.
combination of Aqua and epiphany
This morning I was showondering for like an hour. (Pronounced "Sha-WUN-der-ing"). Combo of showering + wondering.
Shower TheoryBy: TheCookieMonster2673
I was washing up, and I thought to myself, "What if half of Earth's population went away?"