Oni Inu, 11-1-2013:

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google gap

By: thebomb42

"I had a total google gap when looking up the prime minister of Australia."

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gonegoogle

By: elysecat

"I wanted to look up the causes of WWI, but I got distracted by some Buzzfeed and totally gonegoogled."

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beanspill

By: itchai

"When you're sworn to secrecy, beanspilling is one way to lose a friend."

Based on 'spill the beans'

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accidentally on loudspeaker

By: stofferz

when you accidentally forget to take the loudspeaker off your voice and say something a lot louder than you'd intended.

"It was so embarrassing! My voice was accidentally on loudspeaker. and everyone heard!"

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tattletale

By: dbc2201

Remember Randall from Recess?

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MrGoogles499, 12-30-2013:

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Aquaphany

By: nils1433

I had an Aquaphany about what car i want today.

combination of Aqua and epiphany

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Showondering

By: keeganwh

This morning I was showondering for like an hour. (Pronounced "Sha-WUN-der-ing"). Combo of showering + wondering.

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Shower Theory

By: TheCookieMonster2673

I was washing up, and I thought to myself, "What if half of Earth's population went away?"

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AwesoMan3000, 3-6-2014:

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Buffstration

By: Randy Muff

Yo dogg, I'm hella buffstrated bcuz diz vid had hella thumnails n shit that align wit my interests.

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Vidiwoe

By: xxCandyROXxx

Vidi from video, woe from.. well, woe

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buffspension

By: Coleman Falcon

Harry stared at the screen in total buffspension. Had Max really posted their most private sessions?

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Nickp788, 10-10-2013:

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Projectile comment

By: BrunchSpecial

"During my big interview with the VPs, one of their projectile comments hit my face. I did everything I could to act as if nothing happened..."

No one does it on purpose, so it's hard to get mad at them, but it's still their comment spit hitting you in the face... Sucks.

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Speech bukkake

By: Nickp788

I was sitting around the dinner table and my buddy speech bukkake'd me, it was totally degrading.

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spitfaced

By: jjclarkson

I was in a state of bewilderment I felt completely spitfaced.

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Hidden Hunger

By: adriannakumar12

When you are afraid to eat in front of someone because you are self-conscience.

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Username?, 3-4-2014:

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Play-Ja Vu

By: tnt54321boom

Deja Vu for games.

"Remember that game?"
"Ohh man, I couldn't beat that! You gave me Play-Ja Vu! I'm gonna try one more time!"

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gamegret

By: mscottveach

I quite playing but then had a huge bout of gamegret the next day.

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jakeinmn, 3-6-2014:

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semi-colon stroke

By: Gehalgod

Stroke = desperately needed success or revelation after much labor (stroke of luck, stroke of brilliance)

Semi-colon = the missing character that often fucks up lines of code

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Epiphaline

By: VinceCgto

"Dude, did you manage to fix that nasty bug?"
"Yeah, this morning I had a sudden epiphaline."

Epiphany + (code) line

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Relieved-annoyance

By: WolvenGears

"I finally finished that thing with an end feeling of relived-annoyance." "Why?" "The solution was too easy not to get but I didn't get in anyway."

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Debonair, 12-14-2015:

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The Breadend

By: TheCookieMonster2673

Alan hit the breadend when he was going to make a sandwich; someone had eaten the last two actual slices

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Nob Knob

By: Howe-Oh

"I went to grab a slice of bread, but all that was left were the two Nob Knobs that no one wants."

The two ends can be called Knobbies, or something similar.

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loafer

By: nikhilofficial

that part of the bread loaf which is mostly idle or good for nothing i.e. loafer

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Aniticipainsion

By: Debonair

Anticipate the pain

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Saflexing

By: Thyme

I thought the baseball was coming right for me, but I saflexed.

(Reflex, but you end up being safe.)

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Sensopation.

By: B Lewi

Anticipation of a sense. (works with pleasure, pain, heat, cold, physical anomaly.

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