semi-colon strokeBy: Gehalgod
Stroke = desperately needed success or revelation after much labor (stroke of luck, stroke of brilliance)
Semi-colon = the missing character that often fucks up lines of code
"Dude, did you manage to fix that nasty bug?"
"Yeah, this morning I had a sudden epiphaline."
Epiphany + (code) line
"I finally finished that thing with an end feeling of relived-annoyance." "Why?" "The solution was too easy not to get but I didn't get in anyway."
That soda commercial was badvertising!
"Man, that's a good product, but it suffers from malevendition."
From the Latin male, meaning bad, and venditionis, meaning selling.
Like boo for that bad commercial
BuffstrationBy: Randy Muff
Yo dogg, I'm hella buffstrated bcuz diz vid had hella thumnails n shit that align wit my interests.
Vidi from video, woe from.. well, woe
buffspensionBy: Coleman Falcon
Harry stared at the screen in total buffspension. Had Max really posted their most private sessions?
dust horizonBy: rexwarneford
"Dude don't bother sweeping anymore, you're about to hit the dust horizon."
refers to event horizon, which I think is the point in a black hole at which the power of gravity outweighs the speed of light, so light from an object at this point stays in place, as the forces cancel, making the object appear frozen in time to an observer further away, to whom the black hole would look impossible to enter.
"I swept and swept, but just couldn't sweep the frust into the dustpan. "
Duster's Last StandBy: miles
Duster's Last Stand cannot hold in the Battle of Little Bigfloor.
too far two stepBy: Nickp788
I was walking into the building the other day and this guy held the door for me. I had just stepped onto the side walk. I had to do the awkward too far two step to make it to the door in time.
When she opened the door, I began to awtle.
"I've been having crazy ringxiety lately, but I know my phone is in the car..."
Heard it on NPR about this.
Ghost PhoneBy: fatdolladolla
My ghost phone is blowing up today. If only I had real friends that would call me.
Phantom phonecallBy: pinkbabooshka
"my phone was blowin up earlier and now i'm getting all these phantom calls on my leg"
amputees get phantom limbs, so it makes sense for it to be a phantom call!