AshsipBy: Sarath J
A: Hey man, how was the party yesterday?
B: Don't mention it, finally I got the nickname "Ashsip" after the party.
A: What! What happened?
B: Because of my drunkness, I noticed the cigarette butt in my beverage cup when I ended it. So, my friends picked on me.
Sewer CocktailBy: marilynvox
"Hey man, why did you spit your drink out?"
*shows drink with cigarettes in it* "It was a total sewer cocktail"
"When you're sworn to secrecy, beanspilling is one way to lose a friend."
Based on 'spill the beans'
accidentally on loudspeakerBy: stofferz
when you accidentally forget to take the loudspeaker off your voice and say something a lot louder than you'd intended.
"It was so embarrassing! My voice was accidentally on loudspeaker. and everyone heard!"
Remember Randall from Recess?
semi-colon strokeBy: Gehalgod
Stroke = desperately needed success or revelation after much labor (stroke of luck, stroke of brilliance)
Semi-colon = the missing character that often fucks up lines of code
"Dude, did you manage to fix that nasty bug?"
"Yeah, this morning I had a sudden epiphaline."
Epiphany + (code) line
"I finally finished that thing with an end feeling of relived-annoyance." "Why?" "The solution was too easy not to get but I didn't get in anyway."
I had an Aquaphany about what car i want today.
combination of Aqua and epiphany
This morning I was showondering for like an hour. (Pronounced "Sha-WUN-der-ing"). Combo of showering + wondering.
Shower TheoryBy: TheCookieMonster2673
I was washing up, and I thought to myself, "What if half of Earth's population went away?"