Oni Inu, 11-1-2013:

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google gap

By: thebomb42

"I had a total google gap when looking up the prime minister of Australia."

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gonegoogle

By: elysecat

"I wanted to look up the causes of WWI, but I got distracted by some Buzzfeed and totally gonegoogled."

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Ariwonsover, 2-6-2014:

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Jed-eye

By: mscottveach

He gave me the jed-eye and now I'm starting to think that maybe they were the droids we were looking for...

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Eye Rape

By: tnt54321boom

Self Explanatory

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beanspill

By: itchai

"When you're sworn to secrecy, beanspilling is one way to lose a friend."

Based on 'spill the beans'

2

accidentally on loudspeaker

By: stofferz

when you accidentally forget to take the loudspeaker off your voice and say something a lot louder than you'd intended.

"It was so embarrassing! My voice was accidentally on loudspeaker. and everyone heard!"

1

tattletale

By: dbc2201

Remember Randall from Recess?

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MrGoogles499, 12-30-2013:

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Aquaphany

By: nils1433

I had an Aquaphany about what car i want today.

combination of Aqua and epiphany

62

Showondering

By: keeganwh

This morning I was showondering for like an hour. (Pronounced "Sha-WUN-der-ing"). Combo of showering + wondering.

12

Shower Theory

By: TheCookieMonster2673

I was washing up, and I thought to myself, "What if half of Earth's population went away?"

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AwesoMan3000, 3-6-2014:

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Buffstration

By: Randy Muff

Yo dogg, I'm hella buffstrated bcuz diz vid had hella thumnails n shit that align wit my interests.

16

Vidiwoe

By: xxCandyROXxx

Vidi from video, woe from.. well, woe

7

buffspension

By: Coleman Falcon

Harry stared at the screen in total buffspension. Had Max really posted their most private sessions?

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Username?, 3-4-2014:

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Play-Ja Vu

By: tnt54321boom

Deja Vu for games.

"Remember that game?"
"Ohh man, I couldn't beat that! You gave me Play-Ja Vu! I'm gonna try one more time!"

15

gamegret

By: mscottveach

I quite playing but then had a huge bout of gamegret the next day.

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jakeinmn, 3-6-2014:

27

semi-colon stroke

By: Gehalgod

Stroke = desperately needed success or revelation after much labor (stroke of luck, stroke of brilliance)

Semi-colon = the missing character that often fucks up lines of code

11

Epiphaline

By: VinceCgto

"Dude, did you manage to fix that nasty bug?"
"Yeah, this morning I had a sudden epiphaline."

Epiphany + (code) line

4

Relieved-annoyance

By: WolvenGears

"I finally finished that thing with an end feeling of relived-annoyance." "Why?" "The solution was too easy not to get but I didn't get in anyway."

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Debonair, 12-14-2015:

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The Breadend

By: TheCookieMonster2673

Alan hit the breadend when he was going to make a sandwich; someone had eaten the last two actual slices

4

Nob Knob

By: Howe-Oh

"I went to grab a slice of bread, but all that was left were the two Nob Knobs that no one wants."

The two ends can be called Knobbies, or something similar.

2

loafer

By: nikhilofficial

that part of the bread loaf which is mostly idle or good for nothing i.e. loafer

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Aniticipainsion

By: Debonair

Anticipate the pain

6

Saflexing

By: Thyme

I thought the baseball was coming right for me, but I saflexed.

(Reflex, but you end up being safe.)

4

Sensopation.

By: B Lewi

Anticipation of a sense. (works with pleasure, pain, heat, cold, physical anomaly.

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