Nickp788, 10-10-2013:

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Projectile comment

By: BrunchSpecial

"During my big interview with the VPs, one of their projectile comments hit my face. I did everything I could to act as if nothing happened..."

No one does it on purpose, so it's hard to get mad at them, but it's still their comment spit hitting you in the face... Sucks.

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Speech bukkake

By: Nickp788

I was sitting around the dinner table and my buddy speech bukkake'd me, it was totally degrading.

73

spitfaced

By: jjclarkson

I was in a state of bewilderment I felt completely spitfaced.

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Artist's Block

By: goose

Like Writers block, but with drawing.

19

Penstruck

By: B Lewi

After staring at the blank paper for an hour or so, Liam was forced to admit that he was penstruck.

3

Penstration

By: MistuhJay69

Pen frustration

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AwesoMan3000, 3-6-2014:

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Buffstration

By: Randy Muff

Yo dogg, I'm hella buffstrated bcuz diz vid had hella thumnails n shit that align wit my interests.

14

Vidiwoe

By: xxCandyROXxx

Vidi from video, woe from.. well, woe

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buffspension

By: Coleman Falcon

Harry stared at the screen in total buffspension. Had Max really posted their most private sessions?

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celtsfan38, 4-12-2014:

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Joke choke

By: boofar

Dude... this hot girl made a joke at the bar, but it was loud and I made an ass out of myself joke choking.

2

Chuckle Bluffing

By: MistuhJay69

My friends totally caught me chuckle bluffing when I was unable to explain the joke.

1

Jo-karma

By: Cryptic

Almost a punishment for lying

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Oni Inu, 11-1-2013:

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google gap

By: thebomb42

"I had a total google gap when looking up the prime minister of Australia."

3

gonegoogle

By: elysecat

"I wanted to look up the causes of WWI, but I got distracted by some Buzzfeed and totally gonegoogled."

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MrGoogles499, 12-30-2013:

116

Aquaphany

By: nils1433

I had an Aquaphany about what car i want today.

combination of Aqua and epiphany

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Showondering

By: keeganwh

This morning I was showondering for like an hour. (Pronounced "Sha-WUN-der-ing"). Combo of showering + wondering.

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Shower Theory

By: TheCookieMonster2673

I was washing up, and I thought to myself, "What if half of Earth's population went away?"

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