Nahdpencil, 11-2-2013:

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Spoonerism

By: Oni Inu

"I suck at talking; I make spoonerisms all the time."

It is named after the Reverend William Archibald Spooner who was notoriously prone to this mistake. It is the real word for it.

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Letterswap

By: Tremelona

I wanted to say "Party time" but i letterswapped and said "Tarty pime"

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Newman, 11-2-2013:

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Scrag

By: Newman

I wanted swag, but I can't afford it, so I got scrag.

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Oddarisd, 4-29-2014:

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Clock Flip

By: DiscoDan

That afternoon, I clock flipped when I looked out my window and thought it was the next morning.

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miles, 9-19-2013:

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booting

By: miles

Don't make me answer that, I'm still booting. Get me some coffee.

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Morning Haze

By: titihood

In my morning haze I put odd shoes on and now look like a real muppet.

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Uncoffeed

By: Maddy

"I couldn't have a full on conversation with the postman as I was uncoffeed,"

That feeling in the morning before your first cuppa coffee

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greymutt, 10-25-2013:

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unexpaedeophilic remorse

By: Coleman Falcon

When he realized Jamie was several years younger than himself, John felt some unexpaedophilic remorse. But he had something to prove. He had to get those pictures taken to show them to Julie.

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Pedogooglical Research

By: Bumfluff

"Dave accidentally typed 4 instead of 40 and was shocked by his Pedogooglical Research results."

A corruption of the words Pedophile, Google and Pedagogical

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Paedonoia

By: albeedee

Got a bad case of paedonoia during a cheeky porn sesh on google last night!

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boofar, 1-4-2014:

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Saccadic Chronostasis

By: Jellyfish? Jellyfish!

This is the actual term for what you are describing. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronostasis

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Stopped Clock Illusion

By: JetTheGuy

https://youtu.be/nNBTLbw1_2Q

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kendo545, 10-21-2013:

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the exhibit effect

By: dlandes

"It was the exhibit effect at work, the moment the IT guy walked into my office the computer simply performed the way it is designed."

As soon as the item in question is exhibited/showed the exhibit effect can set in.

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Schrödinger's Mac

By: RLM

My computer must be Schrodinger's Mac; I swear it was dead until you looked at it.

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pooooop, 11-1-2013:

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Talk-Block

By: Epik

I wanted to say something but the professor kept talk-blocking me.

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get new friends

By: CrazyLlama

seriously, your friends suck

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