The situation when you are on a random video spree (just watching random Videos, eg. on YouTube) and you see two interesting videos on the right in the suggestions, and you don't know what to watch, if you want to click on just one and forget the other(s) or open the other video(s) in new Tabs
"Jeff is such a cool guy. I wish he were a chick - I would totally date a chick like Jeff."
"Oh - so you mean Jeff is your Bromeo?"
Bro + Romeo = Bromeo
"(such and such) and I have a total bromance going on."
having a good relationship with a person thats everything a dating couple would have except for the sex
Dutch Alarm ClockBy: Xtofer
"I was awakened by the ass-scented fury of my Dutch alarm clock."
Like Dutch oven.
I was dreaming about clouds and bunnies when I fartled myself awake.
slumber rumblerBy: Nickp788
Last night I was dead asleep when all of a sudden I let out a massive slumber rumbler. It woke me up out of a dead sleep.
Pointer SpasmBy: BigfootBeto
"I had a pointer spasm the other day, and I looked ridiculous."
Because it looks like you have a spasm trying to find the pointer.
Lost Pointer Spasm SyndromeBy: Spartachilles
After going away from my computer, I had a bout of Lost Pointer Spasm Syndrome.
A Mouse ShakeBy: JetTheGuy
If you have a MacBook Air, your pointer gets really big if you shake it, which helps you find it.
Don't make me answer that, I'm still booting. Get me some coffee.
Morning HazeBy: titihood
In my morning haze I put odd shoes on and now look like a real muppet.
"I couldn't have a full on conversation with the postman as I was uncoffeed,"
That feeling in the morning before your first cuppa coffee