redfruit, 10-21-2013:

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Possibling

By: puffmasterj

Our family is complicated, Jeffs my possibling

4

Quarter-Sibling

By: TrustyGun

Sorry I can't go, my Quarter-Sibling is coming tonight.

3

Simi-Sib

By: DR

I went to dinner with my step-brother and the simi-sub

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tastybunns, 11-1-2013:

14

insomnesia

By: SomeGuyNamedDavid

I had the worst insomnesia last night, didn't get to bed until 6 AM.

4

Strange Side of Youtube

By: Dracore

So last night I entered the Strange Side of Youtube and thats why I failed my history, algebra, social studies tests, forgot to turn in my quarterly report and missed my field goal kick.

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Reason, 10-20-2013:

9

Burgundy Effect

By: BurritoZi11a

Named after legendary anchorman Ron Burgundy. Used to describe any situation which quickly spirals out of control over some stupid shit, after which you, the bystander, can't help but whistle and say to yourself "boy, that escalated quickly"

6

rapid triviacceleration

By: Slayerzxx

Person1: "You are annoying"
Person2: "WELL I HOPE YOU DIE"
Person1: Well that was some rapid triviacceleration

2

Wikipizzleng

By: tdiesman1

This Wikipizzleng battle has gone too far, let's just search it in Wikipedia.

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Bobberbox, 11-2-2013:

48

snough

By: BeastOfTraal

"The combination of the dust blowing around in the air and my cold really made me have to snough. "

portmanteau of cough and sneeze

13

Airway Flush

By: Burritozi11a

The act of expelling everything within your throat and sinus passages in one single, explosive sneeze=cough combo. Great for you: now you can breathe! Not so great for the person immediately in front of you.

3

Ceeze

By: AwesoMan3000

The ridiculous amount of sawdust made me ceeze.

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cahoonkl, 11-18-2013:

16

Schrödinger's homework

By: blackcallouses

The simple act of observing Schrödinger's homework will determine if it is in your backpack or not.

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Snukii, 11-2-2013:

4

Olfactory Mystery

By: Appleman

"Hmm... Is that pizza an olfactory mystery?"

2

Smeceitful

By: 2hundredand5ifty1ne

"Is that a pizza, or is my nose being smeceitful?"
Combination of smell and deceitful

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BM08, 11-2-2013:

31

Misfive

By: diamondcakez

I was trying to congraduate him on his victory but I ended up giving him a misfive

9

Hi-Fail

By: t_body_swag

We all were so excited about winning the game we hi-failed, or missed each other's hands

5

Try-5

By: minxy

Me and Bob greeted each other with a try-5, since we missed eacothers hands, at least we tried!

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bri, 9-11-2013:

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brownbacks

By: boofar

"I earned at least a couple of brownbacks taking a shit today. Feels good man... "

A play on the american currency nickname, "Greenbacks"

281

the brown bonus

By: boofar

"got a big ol' brown bonus today at work."

for obvious reasons

149

poop for profit (pfp)

By: mburns

"Already at pfp5, gonna be a rough day"

It offers a benign-sounding acronym (pfp) yet perfectly describes the distinct quality of defecating while also being financially compensated.

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spreeksteen, 10-21-2013:

4

genurbator

By: spreeksteen

"this automated proces of contrapting longer lines of language into one urbanized word is being called: genurbator"

It has the IT of a good word I suppose?

1

Hood-splination

By: JBentley0207

"Yooo my G! what's poppin?!" Hood-splination: "Hello my friend, how are you?"

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