a buttonfuckBy: boofar
"Sorry it took me so long to get ready... I buttonfucked my shirt twice!"
Derived from the ancient word, mindfuck.
Great...i just misbuttoned my shirt!
Shirt skewBy: cornpop
"Girl you can't go out like that. You got major shirt skew going on."
Your shirt gets skewed when yo buttons don't match up
"Great news, honey! We get to babysit the niblings this weekend!"
It's reminiscent of sibling, but with the n instead, which ties in niece and nephews
"I got into a nerf gun fight with my niblings at thanksgiving - I felt like a kid again"
I believe this is the actual word for this - https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/nibling
kinflockBy: Define Me!
"Last year's Thanksgiving was an utter nightmare! Somebody should really tell cousin Shayla to take a hiatus on the wanton procreation. We needed three turkeys to feed the sudden kinflock."
Are you suffering from the sudden explosion of nieces and nephews? Are you tired of all the precocious Braydens, Jaydens, Emmas, and Madisons in your extended family? Does your cousin Shayla randomly browse a high school yearbook and manages to sleep with every guy on the page?
Then "kinflock" is the word for you.
Dump n dashBy: Mjtothet
"Walking home from lunch at Chipotle, I had to pull an emergency Dump n Dash at Pho Palace"
Because you dump and then you dash
Backdoor DiningBy: Kautsch
"My toilet's broken so I went to the Italian for some backdoor dining."
Dirty TipBy: sanchothefat
"I don't want anyone at work to know how smelly my poops are so I left a dirty tip at the Pizza Hut."
You're essentially leaving a present, except its a dirty one…
Identity ThriftBy: Phyctup
"I gave my netflix username and password to all my flatmates. I am a victim of Identity Thrift"
Like an altruistic form of Identity Theft
Me and Bob both saw the cost of Netflix so we decided to embrace commuvision
Our whole family is Recyclashiping Netflix.
"A mix of Recycling, and Membership"
"Well that just Microsoft'd "
I pulled hard on my brake lever and the damn shitbit snapped!
the golden flangeBy: loresjoberg
"Well, my printer was working fine, but the golden flange broke and now it's going to cost me a hundred bucks to have it fixed."