soap graftBy: Drowk
I couldn't bring myself to throw away the tiny sliver of soap I had left so I soap grafted it to the new bar.
foam cloneBy: DefineMe!
"Drake is so cheap he foam cloned that tiny sliver of Irish Spring to a new Dove bar. Now he smells manly but his skin is oh so gentle."
Foam cloning... It actually works!
Joke chokeBy: boofar
Dude... this hot girl made a joke at the bar, but it was loud and I made an ass out of myself joke choking.
Chuckle BluffingBy: MistuhJay69
My friends totally caught me chuckle bluffing when I was unable to explain the joke.
Almost a punishment for lying
too far two stepBy: Nickp788
I was walking into the building the other day and this guy held the door for me. I had just stepped onto the side walk. I had to do the awkward too far two step to make it to the door in time.
When she opened the door, I began to awtle.
Natalie TranBy: shampooeater
"vSauce hasn't uploaded anything in days. I bet he'll Natalie Tran it and apologise for the lapse."
Natalie Tran, host of communitychannel on youtube, always screws up and doesn't upload videos, then uploads an apology months later.
"I can't believe that after 11 months he's back in a websurrection!"
Resurrecting your blog, youtube channel, or whatever on the web is a websurrection.
The second I turned the knob, it was instant doormentia.
"I walked in here and was struck with damnesia. "
Door-AMNESIA, doubles as an excellent expletive
Shit i´m struck with doorheimer,I can´t rememberwhy i came out here!
"Never hurts to sheepfeel a crowd before putting yourself out there too much."
Well, you put your feelers out to see if you're going to be yourself or just part of the flock.
depth probeBy: hoverkraft
I'm still depth probing these kids from work. They seem cool but I think they're kinda religious.
When you get bored and start wondering what would happen if certain things didn't exist. First starting small with things like people and planets and slowly get to the point where you wonder what would happen if the universe didn't exist. Who would know? If no one or nothing exists.
From "boring", "exist", and the suffix "ology" (the study of).
"I thought about so much borexistonology that I began to wonder why it did exist at all."
Galactic thinkingBy: i_love_lamp
I was kinda high and was having some crazy galactic thoughts about philosophy and the universe and so on...
Boredom induced ontologyBy: Thisisausername
Sally had not left home for nearly 3 months. Not knowing how to spend her time, she often indulged in some boredom induced ontology.