We followed a two-hour meeting. Thankfully, that Ted's assmosis just warmed the seat and was not odoriferous.
Thermal AssductionBy: Xtofer
He transferred his ass warmth to me via thermal Assduction.
The guy before me must have been there for ages - took me a while to assclimatise .
I had an Aquaphany about what car i want today.
combination of Aqua and epiphany
This morning I was showondering for like an hour. (Pronounced "Sha-WUN-der-ing"). Combo of showering + wondering.
Shower TheoryBy: TheCookieMonster2673
I was washing up, and I thought to myself, "What if half of Earth's population went away?"
"Suffered such a severe bout of Mislexia today that the Microsoft paperclip went on strike!"
A play on the word dyslexia, but caused by MIStyping rather than being a condition.
I was trying to spell 'thesaurus'. Spell checker didn't even recognize my attempt. It just Spell-Decked me!