boofar, 9-12-2013:

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a buttonfuck

By: boofar

"Sorry it took me so long to get ready... I buttonfucked my shirt twice!"

Derived from the ancient word, mindfuck.

21

misbutton

By: Kibaro

Great...i just misbuttoned my shirt!

13

Shirt skew

By: cornpop

"Girl you can't go out like that. You got major shirt skew going on."

Your shirt gets skewed when yo buttons don't match up

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Navel_of_Eve, 10-19-2013:

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niblings

By: childofscorn

"Great news, honey! We get to babysit the niblings this weekend!"

It's reminiscent of sibling, but with the n instead, which ties in niece and nephews

58

Nibling

By: BrunchSpecial

"I got into a nerf gun fight with my niblings at thanksgiving - I felt like a kid again"

I believe this is the actual word for this - https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/nibling

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kinflock

By: Define Me!

"Last year's Thanksgiving was an utter nightmare! Somebody should really tell cousin Shayla to take a hiatus on the wanton procreation. We needed three turkeys to feed the sudden kinflock."

Are you suffering from the sudden explosion of nieces and nephews? Are you tired of all the precocious Braydens, Jaydens, Emmas, and Madisons in your extended family? Does your cousin Shayla randomly browse a high school yearbook and manages to sleep with every guy on the page?

Then "kinflock" is the word for you.

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mangostarfish, 11-1-2013:

25

Digital Echo

By: Guy A. Person

"I've been playing too much Minecraft. I'm starting to get some digital echoes."

Games are digital. And it's the repitition of a sound, like an echo.

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scrobot, 10-19-2013:

35

Skylaw

By: sentient8

"Dude, use headphones, you're totally violating skylaw."

20

The Mile-High Contract

By: Petrazena

"That bastard sitting beside me on the way to Australia had obviously never heard of the Mile-High Contract

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bananiel, 10-19-2013:

606

Dump n dash

By: Mjtothet

"Walking home from lunch at Chipotle, I had to pull an emergency Dump n Dash at Pho Palace"

Because you dump and then you dash

316

Backdoor Dining

By: Kautsch

"My toilet's broken so I went to the Italian for some backdoor dining."

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Dirty Tip

By: sanchothefat

"I don't want anyone at work to know how smelly my poops are so I left a dirty tip at the Pizza Hut."

You're essentially leaving a present, except its a dirty one…

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UnkleF, 10-20-2013:

14

sleep oyster

By: Mark Iliff

"You should have seen my sleep oysters this morning"

Like the way oysters make pearls

1

Lid Locked

By: poodz

You're eye lids are locked shut.

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TungstenGrey, 11-1-2013:

1

chilly bumps

By: dimiiloves

its like having that goose bump sensation but since its a snowflake or raindrop and its chilling you so it can be chilly bumps
"ooh i just got chilly bumps from that snow flake in my shirt"

1

D3epfr3ez

By: 0zymakesw0rds

It's on my back! It's… it's… a D3EPFR3EZ!

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boofar, 10-26-2013:

17

Identity Thrift

By: Phyctup

"I gave my netflix username and password to all my flatmates. I am a victim of Identity Thrift"

Like an altruistic form of Identity Theft

9

Commuvision

By: dogigniter

Me and Bob both saw the cost of Netflix so we decided to embrace commuvision

1

Recyclaship

By: tdiesman1

Our whole family is Recyclashiping Netflix.


"A mix of Recycling, and Membership"

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dasslerv, 10-18-2013:

35

Microsoft

By: rmvelgersdyk

"Well that just Microsoft'd "

Microsoft sucks

23

shitbit

By: bigshape

I pulled hard on my brake lever and the damn shitbit snapped!

4

the golden flange

By: loresjoberg

"Well, my printer was working fine, but the golden flange broke and now it's going to cost me a hundred bucks to have it fixed."

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snoobar, 10-28-2013:

6

Rubberbanded

By: Rekwiiem

"I was about to get off reddit and do some work but I rubberbanded right back into adviceanimals."

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