Bigbobbens2006, 11-7-2013:

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Shatisfaction

By: flaps

I was so shatisfied to unload that massive shite

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keeganwh, 11-1-2013:

17

Bromeo

By: keeganwh

"Jeff is such a cool guy. I wish he were a chick - I would totally date a chick like Jeff."
"Oh - so you mean Jeff is your Bromeo?"
"Totally."

Bro + Romeo = Bromeo

3

Bromance

By: bludwig90

"(such and such) and I have a total bromance going on."

having a good relationship with a person thats everything a dating couple would have except for the sex

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Nickp788, 10-18-2013:

91

Dutch Alarm Clock

By: Xtofer

"I was awakened by the ass-scented fury of my Dutch alarm clock."

Like Dutch oven.

55

Fartle

By: fieldhockey44

I was dreaming about clouds and bunnies when I fartled myself awake.

28

slumber rumbler

By: Nickp788

Last night I was dead asleep when all of a sudden I let out a massive slumber rumbler. It woke me up out of a dead sleep.

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JoePaynis, 11-5-2013:

13

Pointer Spasm

By: BigfootBeto

"I had a pointer spasm the other day, and I looked ridiculous."

Because it looks like you have a spasm trying to find the pointer.

6

Lost Pointer Spasm Syndrome

By: Spartachilles

After going away from my computer, I had a bout of Lost Pointer Spasm Syndrome.

0

A Mouse Shake

By: JetTheGuy

If you have a MacBook Air, your pointer gets really big if you shake it, which helps you find it.

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Terminal56, 6-12-2014:

14

flappy nerd

By: boofar

It's not even that fun!

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Flapping Nerd

By: TohatWords

Oh look, there's the Flapping Nerd!

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miles, 9-19-2013:

298

booting

By: miles

Don't make me answer that, I'm still booting. Get me some coffee.

39

Morning Haze

By: titihood

In my morning haze I put odd shoes on and now look like a real muppet.

18

Uncoffeed

By: Maddy

"I couldn't have a full on conversation with the postman as I was uncoffeed,"

That feeling in the morning before your first cuppa coffee

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