Murphy's cousin's lawBy: boofar
Murphy's Cousin's Law states that if anything broken is shown to another person, it will inevitably begin to work again, thus complicating the actual problem solving process. Despite the appearance of being fixed, Murphy's Cousin's Law is actually consistent with Murphy's Law because something is going wrong as you're trying to diagnose what's going wrong.
"I swear to god that the toilet could not flush a few minutes ago," I say to the noisy plumber. He replies THAT I MUST HAVE JUST GOTTEN PROBFOOLED, deafening me for life.
Tig Notaro's "Live" comic routine is so horrorlarious that I almost peed my pants half-laughing/half-crying.
"The movie was so gloriffic I cried and laughed at the same time. "
Combines the words glorious and horrific.
"I saw someone propose to a girl on their first date, totally cringic."
Certain DeathBy: Milehighmazda
This is likely to get you killed
Drivers ItchBy: Frozenmuffin
"Dave, Lately I've been getting mad drivers itch"
"The snoozalater"By: Diana Mendez
"The act of repeatedly hitting the snooze button until it stops sounding and resets to regular time so you really oversleep."