Reason, 10-20-2013:

9

Burgundy Effect

By: BurritoZi11a

Named after legendary anchorman Ron Burgundy. Used to describe any situation which quickly spirals out of control over some stupid shit, after which you, the bystander, can't help but whistle and say to yourself "boy, that escalated quickly"

6

rapid triviacceleration

By: Slayerzxx

Person1: "You are annoying"
Person2: "WELL I HOPE YOU DIE"
Person1: Well that was some rapid triviacceleration

2

Wikipizzleng

By: tdiesman1

This Wikipizzleng battle has gone too far, let's just search it in Wikipedia.

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Prolyfic, 10-19-2013:

115

Fry-loading

By: duncansdad

Look, Nikki, you're gonna have to order your own next time. I'm sick of you fry-loading off me.

23

frooch

By: GeneralLingling

"Screw it, you can frooch as much as you want man, I ain't even mad."

fri+mooch

1

the cheaper

By: totalgamerkid2

dude! stop being a cheaper
cheater+cheap

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yotansel, 11-1-2013:

9

Multiberry

By: NeedForSleep

"Strawberries are nice, however multiberries are not."

Multiple is the meaning of the prefix 'Multi'.

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Mutafruit [myoo'tah'froot]

By: RockPaperScissors

"This strawberry looks so cool but what's more cooler is that it's a mutafruit that has another strawberry growing out of it. "

Any fruit that has mutated. Mutate + fruit = mutafruit

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cornpop, 9-21-2013:

105

Premature Resuscitation

By: sobrietypolice

"I prematurely resuscitated myself an hour before class and didn't know what to do with myself."

70

morning terrors

By: hoverkraft

I woke up and was like, oh shit, I'm gonna get fired, but it was just a case of morning terrors.

38

Wake 'n Flake

By: ronsmilo

I had the worst wake 'n flake this morning. I was half way dressed before I realized it was only 5:15.

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Zyphon, 10-17-2013:

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Nutterstanding

By: Zyphon

Oh shit! He just got kicked in the balls. I totally nutterstand.

123

Sympathy Scrote

By: albeedee

"Saw this guy get whacked in the knackers. I had sympathy scrote for ages afterwards!"

It's a play on sympathy pains.

17

Shocknutted

By: cake

Man, Jamie got kicked in the nuts I was so shocknutted I almost puked.

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Nahdpencil, 11-2-2013:

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Spoonerism

By: Oni Inu

"I suck at talking; I make spoonerisms all the time."

It is named after the Reverend William Archibald Spooner who was notoriously prone to this mistake. It is the real word for it.

4

Letterswap

By: Tremelona

I wanted to say "Party time" but i letterswapped and said "Tarty pime"

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weavin, 10-19-2013:

49

Awkwave

By: Xtopher

I'm not going to that bar near the modeling agency anymore. All those awkwaves are really killing my self-esteem.

28

Misswave

By: bravo90

"I misswaved at someone in the mall today, it was super awkward"

7

Wump

By: Denim_Dan

I was so embarrassed after I wumped at this girl for like 10 seconds today. Blind people have it so easy.

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apizzy, 10-4-2013:

160

Clean Regret

By: letitsnow1415

"Gotta remember to poop before I shower next time, lest I run the risk of having some clean regret."

If you weren't so clean, you wouldn't have any regret.

135

Poo Soon

By: mnlg

I suffered a case of Poo Soon this morning. Luckily, I own a bidet.

14

Dook Fluke

By: dad

That was a dook fluke!

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lart, 10-22-2013:

28

Regretflix

By: lart

It was late Sunday night, after the finale of BSG disappointed us, that regretflix began to kick in.

1

Bingeism

By: sarinacuevas

Binging new shows has become your own religion.

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Nickp788, 10-18-2013:

31

Hobo Vision

By: Drexl

"I was sitting in my car on the corner of Rich St and Poor Ave trying really hard to keep my hobo vision on because there were three of them today."

It's like tunnel vision. You are attempting to avoid something in your periphery, except in this case it's a homeless person.

18

Hobophobia

By: Vantastic123

I was being hobophopic and avoiding eye contact with that homeless man

4

beggar off

By: incontinent doom

wrestled the temptation to read his cardboard sign while guilty wishing the homeless guy would beggar off.

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