That dude was totally poopshocked, but like, lock the fuckin' door man!
The porcelain frightBy: apricohtyl
I didn't know he was in there - gave him the porcelain fright when I opened the door.
"Shit!" (read because for more info)"
It is both a widely accepted/applicable impulsive exclamation, and a valid description of what's currently coming out of your butt. All in all, it deters the intruder while keeping the uncomfortable conversation to a minimum.
uncomforterBy: Pilcrow Interpunct
My linen bedsheets turned into a water logged uncomforter when the midnight heatwave struck. Sleep crapnea ensued, but my doze apathy kept me hotizontal.
Duck OvenBy: pawntificator
"I was steaming like a duck under the blankets in the middle of the night and I couldn't be bothered to get up and turn the fan/air conditioner on. And I hadn't even farted! What a duck oven."
Because I don't understand the question
"Totally pulled a flopflip when I was putting away the milk and cereal today."
Swapping the word flipflop
I left my desk to throw garbage in the bin and take a piss, by my Alzheimer-swap kicked in and I ended up clogging the toilet and peeing in the bin.
"I came down with a bad case of cleanlexia today when I put the milk in the cabinet and the cereal in the fridge!"
dyslexia for cleaning
snuggle struggleBy: snowy
No one wins a snuggle struggle
Bed GravityBy: lettersandspaces
I had my bar exam this morning. Bed gravity worked against me
Carbonite SyndromeBy: Tom Foolery
"I was so wore out yesterday. When I woke up I realized I had tons of shit to do & had total Carbonite Syndrome" "
Feeling some of the same symptoms of a Carbonite freezing effect, the blinding light, the slow movement to move & and the utter realization you're fucked.
"I've made no progress on the new project, I think I have imaginesia."
Writers BlockBy: xcore
"J.K writes some amazing books, I hope she doesn't get a writers block."
There's already a word for that in Norwegian, "Skrivesperre"
"damn my mind is giving me an artloss"
it makes sense