nialllarkin, 11-18-2013:

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Phantomachment

By: Chewitt

I sent a phantomachment to Larry yesterday, it was meant to have the business records on it but now I look like a fool.

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FTA

By: ForecastOak72

Oh crap, I just FTA'd the poster for that email. It means simply Forgot the Attachment. It could be FTDA if it was really important or really dumb.

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TheSquid, 11-2-2013:

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Lieslide

By: RandomTroll

"Joe let it lieslide when Kevin was telling him he had a girlfriend."

Let it slide.

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TheSquid, 11-2-2013:

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Trick-tock

By: AwesoMan3000

I was reading about drugs when my clock trick-tocked me at 4:20.

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Clockpride

By: marshen

For some reason you think it's very awesome. You are clockpride.

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Clock Chance

By: yurglepop

"My brother had clock chance at 12:34"

There is little chance this will happen

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purple18panda, 11-28-2013:

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I was in a daze as time passed for the Holiday break. I wasted 2 weeks of no school

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Oni Inu, 11-1-2013:

3

a bad joke

By: Gish

or a stupid freind

1

Oblivioke

By: Thyme

He was completely oblivioke.

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Literal-Minded

By: Riukkuyo

Rocket Raccoon: [about Drax] His people are completely literal. Metaphors go over his head.

Drax the Destroyer: *Nothing* goes over my head...! My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.

Mostly used for metaphors and figures of speech, but jokes apply here too.

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Debonair, 12-14-2015:

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The Breadend

By: TheCookieMonster2673

Alan hit the breadend when he was going to make a sandwich; someone had eaten the last two actual slices

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Nob Knob

By: Howe-Oh

"I went to grab a slice of bread, but all that was left were the two Nob Knobs that no one wants."

The two ends can be called Knobbies, or something similar.

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loafer

By: nikhilofficial

that part of the bread loaf which is mostly idle or good for nothing i.e. loafer

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Half Truth

By: Word Burd

Joseph didn't lie! He told a HALF TRUTH

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JolyBad, 11-2-2013:

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Wierdtube

By: cbozer

This is Wierdtube

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black niggers fuck women rights white supremacy kkk fuck all non white men we should kill all fucking niggers.

By: femiNIGS

Fuck niggers fuck chicken niggers fuck welfare using fucking brown useless piece of shit bags fucking porch monkeys and then fucking women who's goal is to suck cock fucking try to fucking get equal pay for fucking sucking dick.

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