Could you guys get over your rock-paper-indecisiveness and go on scissors already!
Jeff and Tim took forever to get out of that ro-sham-bodown.
"Ugh, stop misfiring on Scissors -Shoot means shoot a sign - synchronized shooting is important!"
You shoot in Rock Paper Scissors and with guns; you may also misfire in both activities.
I wasn't paying attention when he asked the question, so I came up with an auto-opinion.
Dreamer's DiseaseBy: HEYYO!
"I get the Dreamer's Disease in class every time. "
it involves Dreaming. and its also a catchy song.
Dream HazeBy: rubberduckzilla2
"My mum talks so much, I just Dream Haze, works every time"
phone pauxBy: postkassa
I did a phone paux when you called me this morning
Phaune PasBy: Jordyvanmeer
"One guy: Oops, wasn't meant to go on speaker phone!
Other guy: ha! Phaune Pas"
We all know what 'faux pas' means, a violation of rules or etiquette. Faux sounds like phone.. there you go..
Sneak broadcastBy: titihood
I was with accounts and HR when I sneak broadcast your call yesterday.
"Totally pulled a flopflip when I was putting away the milk and cereal today."
Swapping the word flipflop
I left my desk to throw garbage in the bin and take a piss, by my Alzheimer-swap kicked in and I ended up clogging the toilet and peeing in the bin.
"I came down with a bad case of cleanlexia today when I put the milk in the cabinet and the cereal in the fridge!"
dyslexia for cleaning