BrunchSpecial, 10-18-2013:

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cold fingers

By: SomeGuyNamedDavid

Don't get cold fingers on me, what were you just typing?

14

iGhosting

By: ifandelse

"Dude, I know you saw my texts earlier because I caught your iGhosting when I was looking at our chat."

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hunsbct, 10-19-2013:

25

monoclothed

By: Lolza

I'm tired of your monoclothed photos. Wear somethin' new, will ya, bud?

19

everwear

By: schlaap

Everywhere I see that guy he's wearing the same thing. That's his everwear.

If you had a Captain America t-shirt this awesome, you'd everwear it too.

4

Bachelor Uniform

By: DefineMe!

"I think Steve needs a girlfriend. He has developed a bachelor uniform. You can't do Vegas wearing the same Steel Panther graphic tee from sophomore year. I texted him to "Suit Up" and all he brought was his fedora."

We've all been there.

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hypochondriacting

By: greymutt

Couldn't be bothered to go to work so I pulled off a bit of hypochondriacting to the boss.

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that dude, 11-3-2013:

15

firebite

By: NotEljay

"Gotta wear sandals on the blacktop, don't wanna get firebite."

5

Reverse Freeze

By: mortalfinlay

''Ow i just go a Reverse freeze''

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nobody, 11-7-2013:

26

Converditch

By: StarfishSlasher

I was talking to Stacey but she converditched me again.

4

t(Ծ_Ծ)t

By: SuporeMaster

'Nuff said.

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SemperFudge, 11-5-2013:

11

Brosama Bin Laden

By: JoePaynis

Dude why didn't you come out Brosama Bin Laden?!

11

Invisibro

By: bloodrun_l

"My invisibro lives over on the other side of town"

This was developed off of .akwlhjtgalwse's word.
Aesthetically, this is better, in my opinion

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pawntificator, 10-20-2013:

26

The pass dance

By: TheKiffney

Jenny and I did the pass dance for the longest in the hall at work today.

15

the mirror shuffle

By: dlandes

"He is so akward, everytime he sees her. Everytime, they end up mirror shuffling at least two times."

Both parties are moving, one is mirroring the others movement. Just as when you are in front of a mirror, when you step to your left, the mirror image steps in the same direction. Shuffling indicates taking a sequential number of steps in the process.

6

sidewalk tango

By: Drowk

Did a three-step sidewalk tango with a dogwalker on my way to the bus this morning.

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BM08, 11-2-2013:

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Misfive

By: diamondcakez

I was trying to congraduate him on his victory but I ended up giving him a misfive

9

Hi-Fail

By: t_body_swag

We all were so excited about winning the game we hi-failed, or missed each other's hands

5

Try-5

By: minxy

Me and Bob greeted each other with a try-5, since we missed eacothers hands, at least we tried!

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cornpop, 9-21-2013:

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Premature Resuscitation

By: sobrietypolice

"I prematurely resuscitated myself an hour before class and didn't know what to do with myself."

70

morning terrors

By: hoverkraft

I woke up and was like, oh shit, I'm gonna get fired, but it was just a case of morning terrors.

38

Wake 'n Flake

By: ronsmilo

I had the worst wake 'n flake this morning. I was half way dressed before I realized it was only 5:15.

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