I had the worst insomnesia last night, didn't get to bed until 6 AM.
Strange Side of YoutubeBy: Dracore
So last night I entered the Strange Side of Youtube and thats why I failed my history, algebra, social studies tests, forgot to turn in my quarterly report and missed my field goal kick.
Burgundy EffectBy: BurritoZi11a
Named after legendary anchorman Ron Burgundy. Used to describe any situation which quickly spirals out of control over some stupid shit, after which you, the bystander, can't help but whistle and say to yourself "boy, that escalated quickly"
rapid triviaccelerationBy: Slayerzxx
Person1: "You are annoying"
Person2: "WELL I HOPE YOU DIE"
Person1: Well that was some rapid triviacceleration
This Wikipizzleng battle has gone too far, let's just search it in Wikipedia.
"The combination of the dust blowing around in the air and my cold really made me have to snough. "
portmanteau of cough and sneeze
Airway FlushBy: Burritozi11a
The act of expelling everything within your throat and sinus passages in one single, explosive sneeze=cough combo. Great for you: now you can breathe! Not so great for the person immediately in front of you.
The ridiculous amount of sawdust made me ceeze.
I was trying to congraduate him on his victory but I ended up giving him a misfive
We all were so excited about winning the game we hi-failed, or missed each other's hands
Me and Bob greeted each other with a try-5, since we missed eacothers hands, at least we tried!
"I earned at least a couple of brownbacks taking a shit today. Feels good man... "
A play on the american currency nickname, "Greenbacks"
the brown bonusBy: boofar
"got a big ol' brown bonus today at work."
for obvious reasons
poop for profit (pfp)By: mburns
"Already at pfp5, gonna be a rough day"
It offers a benign-sounding acronym (pfp) yet perfectly describes the distinct quality of defecating while also being financially compensated.