I'm tired of your monoclothed photos. Wear somethin' new, will ya, bud?
Everywhere I see that guy he's wearing the same thing. That's his everwear.
If you had a Captain America t-shirt this awesome, you'd everwear it too.
Bachelor UniformBy: DefineMe!
"I think Steve needs a girlfriend. He has developed a bachelor uniform. You can't do Vegas wearing the same Steel Panther graphic tee from sophomore year. I texted him to "Suit Up" and all he brought was his fedora."
We've all been there.
The pass danceBy: TheKiffney
Jenny and I did the pass dance for the longest in the hall at work today.
the mirror shuffleBy: dlandes
"He is so akward, everytime he sees her. Everytime, they end up mirror shuffling at least two times."
Both parties are moving, one is mirroring the others movement. Just as when you are in front of a mirror, when you step to your left, the mirror image steps in the same direction. Shuffling indicates taking a sequential number of steps in the process.
sidewalk tangoBy: Drowk
Did a three-step sidewalk tango with a dogwalker on my way to the bus this morning.
I was trying to congraduate him on his victory but I ended up giving him a misfive
We all were so excited about winning the game we hi-failed, or missed each other's hands
Me and Bob greeted each other with a try-5, since we missed eacothers hands, at least we tried!
Premature ResuscitationBy: sobrietypolice
"I prematurely resuscitated myself an hour before class and didn't know what to do with myself."
morning terrorsBy: hoverkraft
I woke up and was like, oh shit, I'm gonna get fired, but it was just a case of morning terrors.
Wake 'n FlakeBy: ronsmilo
I had the worst wake 'n flake this morning. I was half way dressed before I realized it was only 5:15.