cornpop, 9-12-2013:

31

Hanger Games

By: Kibaro

How many will it take to win it!

17

Winning the hanger lotto

By: nuclearkumquat

"It always makes my day when I win the hanger lotto."

Because lotto.

3

Hangasm

By: Pikachu

"i was having a shitty day when i got a hangasm"

bcuz

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boofar, 9-21-2013:

20

Rock-Paper-Indicison

By: nuclearkumquat

Could you guys get over your rock-paper-indecisiveness and go on scissors already!

6

Ro-Sham-Bodown

By: WORD.

Jeff and Tim took forever to get out of that ro-sham-bodown.

4

misfire

By: natezomby

"Ugh, stop misfiring on Scissors -Shoot means shoot a sign - synchronized shooting is important!"

You shoot in Rock Paper Scissors and with guns; you may also misfire in both activities.

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21

Cellulight

By: JoePaynis

"I was too drunk to find the light switch so I had to cellulight my way to the barf bucket."

Get it?

7

Phone-Shone

By: Multinonymous

It was really dark outside and i did'nt have a flashlight so I just phone-shone- my way through it.

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Stillo, 11-2-2013:

20

Auto-Opinion

By: Mattvdn

I wasn't paying attention when he asked the question, so I came up with an auto-opinion.

8

Dreamer's Disease

By: HEYYO!

"I get the Dreamer's Disease in class every time. "

it involves Dreaming. and its also a catchy song.

6

Dream Haze

By: rubberduckzilla2

"My mum talks so much, I just Dream Haze, works every time"

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Merrr, 11-1-2013:

26

The Dirty Gamble

By: keeganwh

"I took the dirty gamble last night and I lost."

It's gross

1

Shart

By: tdiesman1

I felt this pressure and felt I was about to Shart so I went in the bathroom instead of risking it.

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ad269, 10-18-2013:

137

phone paux

By: postkassa

I did a phone paux when you called me this morning

35

Phaune Pas

By: Jordyvanmeer

"One guy: Oops, wasn't meant to go on speaker phone!
Other guy: ha! Phaune Pas"

We all know what 'faux pas' means, a violation of rules or etiquette. Faux sounds like phone.. there you go..

9

Sneak broadcast

By: titihood

I was with accounts and HR when I sneak broadcast your call yesterday.

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GrilledSalt, 11-3-2013:

10

courtesy prod

By: anonymn2

"I was about 20 feet to the door and this guy up ahead tries to give me a courtesy prod. I made him wait."

Just in case one may not know, a prod is something used to get something else (i.e. cattle) to get moving.

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blah, 10-14-2013:

108

Flopflip

By: cornpop

"Totally pulled a flopflip when I was putting away the milk and cereal today."

Swapping the word flipflop

16

Alzheimer-swap

By: jamesdoe

I left my desk to throw garbage in the bin and take a piss, by my Alzheimer-swap kicked in and I ended up clogging the toilet and peeing in the bin.

2

cleanlexia

By: rmvelgersdyk

"I came down with a bad case of cleanlexia today when I put the milk in the cabinet and the cereal in the fridge!"

dyslexia for cleaning

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Cameon, 11-1-2013:

14

Brain itcher

By: EmiljanQ3

I just can't remember what that song is called. It's such a brain itcher!

3

borderline-melody

By: Louis1234

That song is a borderline-melody

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