scrobot, 10-19-2013:

34

Skylaw

By: sentient8

"Dude, use headphones, you're totally violating skylaw."

19

The Mile-High Contract

By: Petrazena

"That bastard sitting beside me on the way to Australia had obviously never heard of the Mile-High Contract

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halosk8ingking, 11-6-2013:

53

Bite-loop

By: Zachary71001

I'm on a never ending bite-loop.

6

Knawplication

By: swordfish

I am knawplicating this bite I took out of my cheek.

1

Impending doom

By: Debonair

it can only get worse...

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Monique666, 8-2-2016:

1

Reverse whoopie cushioning

By: Goldfishfarts

When you actually fart upon sitting down.

1

Self-Farm

By: persom

Self-Harm mixed with Fart

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9

Hide-n-Sighed

By: E

Because you hid it from yourself and you probably sigh... :D

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UnkleF, 10-20-2013:

20

regurgitasted

By: theejaybles

" I ate to much steak for dinner and regurgitasted it on accident."

A combonation of Regurgitate and tasted.

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tentro1234, 3-13-2016:

1

Indoor Cat

By: JoMo807

That guys a total indoor cat.

1

My life

By: Mushanga123

Do I need to explain this

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boofar, 9-21-2013:

19

Rock-Paper-Indicison

By: nuclearkumquat

Could you guys get over your rock-paper-indecisiveness and go on scissors already!

6

Ro-Sham-Bodown

By: WORD.

Jeff and Tim took forever to get out of that ro-sham-bodown.

4

misfire

By: natezomby

"Ugh, stop misfiring on Scissors -Shoot means shoot a sign - synchronized shooting is important!"

You shoot in Rock Paper Scissors and with guns; you may also misfire in both activities.

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redfruit, 10-21-2013:

16

Possibling

By: puffmasterj

Our family is complicated, Jeffs my possibling

4

Quarter-Sibling

By: TrustyGun

Sorry I can't go, my Quarter-Sibling is coming tonight.

3

Simi-Sib

By: DR

I went to dinner with my step-brother and the simi-sub

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bloodr382, 10-31-2013:

21

"Phonezheimers"

By: bloodr382

"Reggie: "Hey dude what is it?"
Bob:"I dont know, let me check"
*checks phone and pute it back in his pocket*
Reggie:"So, what time is it?"
Bob:"Oh, i forgot, sorry i have a bad case of Phonezheimers."

Because i like it that way

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