Burgundy EffectBy: BurritoZi11a
Named after legendary anchorman Ron Burgundy. Used to describe any situation which quickly spirals out of control over some stupid shit, after which you, the bystander, can't help but whistle and say to yourself "boy, that escalated quickly"
rapid triviaccelerationBy: Slayerzxx
Person1: "You are annoying"
Person2: "WELL I HOPE YOU DIE"
Person1: Well that was some rapid triviacceleration
This Wikipizzleng battle has gone too far, let's just search it in Wikipedia.
Look, Nikki, you're gonna have to order your own next time. I'm sick of you fry-loading off me.
"Screw it, you can frooch as much as you want man, I ain't even mad."
the cheaperBy: totalgamerkid2
dude! stop being a cheaper
"Strawberries are nice, however multiberries are not."
Multiple is the meaning of the prefix 'Multi'.
Mutafruit [myoo'tah'froot]By: RockPaperScissors
"This strawberry looks so cool but what's more cooler is that it's a mutafruit that has another strawberry growing out of it. "
Any fruit that has mutated. Mutate + fruit = mutafruit
Premature ResuscitationBy: sobrietypolice
"I prematurely resuscitated myself an hour before class and didn't know what to do with myself."
morning terrorsBy: hoverkraft
I woke up and was like, oh shit, I'm gonna get fired, but it was just a case of morning terrors.
Wake 'n FlakeBy: ronsmilo
I had the worst wake 'n flake this morning. I was half way dressed before I realized it was only 5:15.
Oh shit! He just got kicked in the balls. I totally nutterstand.
Sympathy ScroteBy: albeedee
"Saw this guy get whacked in the knackers. I had sympathy scrote for ages afterwards!"
It's a play on sympathy pains.
Man, Jamie got kicked in the nuts I was so shocknutted I almost puked.
SpoonerismBy: Oni Inu
"I suck at talking; I make spoonerisms all the time."
It is named after the Reverend William Archibald Spooner who was notoriously prone to this mistake. It is the real word for it.
I wanted to say "Party time" but i letterswapped and said "Tarty pime"
I'm not going to that bar near the modeling agency anymore. All those awkwaves are really killing my self-esteem.
"I misswaved at someone in the mall today, it was super awkward"
I was so embarrassed after I wumped at this girl for like 10 seconds today. Blind people have it so easy.
Clean RegretBy: letitsnow1415
"Gotta remember to poop before I shower next time, lest I run the risk of having some clean regret."
If you weren't so clean, you wouldn't have any regret.
Poo SoonBy: mnlg
I suffered a case of Poo Soon this morning. Luckily, I own a bidet.
Dook FlukeBy: dad
That was a dook fluke!
Hobo VisionBy: Drexl
"I was sitting in my car on the corner of Rich St and Poor Ave trying really hard to keep my hobo vision on because there were three of them today."
It's like tunnel vision. You are attempting to avoid something in your periphery, except in this case it's a homeless person.
I was being hobophopic and avoiding eye contact with that homeless man
beggar offBy: incontinent doom
wrestled the temptation to read his cardboard sign while guilty wishing the homeless guy would beggar off.