Digital ClockblockeryBy: VictorsMod
When an individual experiences trouble or obstacles (for example a closed laptop or a alarm clock thrown behind a drawer), while trying to digitally acquire the time.
I was going out at 7, and when I closed my laptop I had a massive timefuck and had to open it again.
I wanted to know the time but I had a case of clocknesia so I had to check for a a second time!
The condition whereby a person, having just looked at the time, will inevitably forget what they have just seen. This usually necessitates a re check of the watch.
goldfish syndromeBy: kj
the inability to remember anything for longer than three seconds.
Horologic AmnesiaBy: BBxBackshot
According to Google, Horologium means "Clock",so I thought Horologic Amnesia might translate to "Clock Amnesia".
first world dietBy: internetfriend
After looking at the contents of the fridge, George decided to go on a first world diet
Boredom HungerBy: TheAnswerer
This phenomenon usually happens when you are bored and have nothing else to do, you're looking through every food you have, thinking you're hungry, but you're actually not, and you can't find anything you 'want' to eat because of it.
"Don't come too close buddie, let's leave some buffer between us."
Space PlaceBy: crystalraven
I left a space place between myself and a seedy guy on the train.
demilitarized zoneBy: jvisits
I was in the library, at the same table as smelly Billy from Econ class. I had to set up a demilitarized zone to avoid dying from the stench so I dropped my books on the one chair between us.