r55bkr, 11-12-2013:

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Murphy's cousin's law

By: boofar

Murphy's Cousin's Law states that if anything broken is shown to another person, it will inevitably begin to work again, thus complicating the actual problem solving process. Despite the appearance of being fixed, Murphy's Cousin's Law is actually consistent with Murphy's Law because something is going wrong as you're trying to diagnose what's going wrong.

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Probfooled

By: ManxIdioticity

"I swear to god that the toilet could not flush a few minutes ago," I say to the noisy plumber. He replies THAT I MUST HAVE JUST GOTTEN PROBFOOLED, deafening me for life.

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xspc, 10-19-2013:

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Misconnect

By: pawntificator

I can't call you until later because I misconnected my phone before bed.

30

USbitched

By: zenbot

Man, I needed my phone now but I totally USbitched myself..

26

The Fuck-percent Charge

By: mnlg

Damn charger, now the battery is fuck percent.

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scout, 9-21-2013:

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horrorlarity

By: scout

Tig Notaro's "Live" comic routine is so horrorlarious that I almost peed my pants half-laughing/half-crying.

21

Gloriffic

By: Zensei

"The movie was so gloriffic I cried and laughed at the same time. "

Combines the words glorious and horrific.

2

Cringic

By: Smeasly

"I saw someone propose to a girl on their first date, totally cringic."

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Jordan, 10-30-2013:

8

always

By: fig

Always use a condom.

4

Shower Sensation

By: Bobcat95

"I'm a real Shower Sensation"

1

auto-showertune

By: brisamenautt31

I really wish auto-showertune was in my real voice.

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roboto, 10-19-2013:

40

Dialnied

By: ginger

I was waiting for a call-back, but as I want tp oick it up I was Dialnied

32

Bluecalled

By: scrobot

Damnit, Stacy bluecalled me again!

8

Denialed

By: cypher909

"I wouldn't get denialed if my phone range for more than 10 seconds."

Has a nice ring to it.

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CSoubs, 11-6-2013:

9

Certain Death

By: Milehighmazda

This is likely to get you killed

8

Drivers Itch

By: Frozenmuffin

"Dave, Lately I've been getting mad drivers itch"

1

"The snoozalater"

By: Diana Mendez

"The act of repeatedly hitting the snooze button until it stops sounding and resets to regular time so you really oversleep."

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embre, 11-21-2013:

14

Sninx

By: -THC-

It's sneeze and jinx together.

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