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Poofed

By: CowInAJar

I forgot to save my essay.txt file, I done poofed
Poop/Goofed
Feeling/Action

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wishing you used google

By: RoboticGish

EVERYTHING ELSE CAN SUCK MY A**

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Slayerzxx, 11-21-2013:

168

The Train Glaze

By: espurr.net

My phone died so i had to train glaze for the whole ride

29

Floor Appreciation

By: Burritozi11a

My, I've never seen linoleum patterened that way before.

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2

slitch

By: Mr.ACOR

sleep and itch, simple!
"last night was so uncomfortable, i couldn't sleep because of this ridicolous slitch"

2

Noiritch

By: wordwriter75

I couldn't sleep at all last night because of my terrible noiritch, it felt like there were ants in my scalp!

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Luigizus, 10-30-2013:

85

urinal wookie

By: boofar

"A few more hairs in that thing, and I'll be convinced I'm taking a leak on Chewbacca."

44

Hairy Potty

By: aww

...and the Chamber Pot of Secrets

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alopeecia

By: bigshape

"where the heck did all these pubes come from? guy before me must have had alopeecia... "

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certaindoom, 10-18-2013:

68

Clicksterfuck

By: zingiber

I nearly punched my computer screen trying to navigate that clicksterfuck.

16

Clickception

By: Drexl

Website A needs to fire their UX designer because I had to experience clickception just to submit a form!

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cypher909, 11-1-2013:

6

word bomb

By: RosePond

I've never heard that before. But now that you dropped that word bomb it exploded and I hear it everywhere.

3

Frantchant

By: ManxIdioticity

E.g I bet a million bucks that Frantchant won't be a Frantchant.

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bakedbooty42, 10-2-2014:

8

Rectaldiscertainty

By: wordwriter75

Sorry about taking 10 minutes in the bathroom, I thought I was done but felt a little turd still in there, and after some rectaldiscertainty, decided to try to push on.

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roningold, 10-19-2013:

492

Multiplexting

By: otac0n

"My mom brought up weekend plans, which caused us to be multiplexting for a while."

Portmanteau of multiplex and texting.

47

Crossconvoing

By: 1911951653

My phone lost connection for a couple of minutes, so when my text was finally send, she had already switched the topic and we started crossconvoing. So annoying!

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eliunskyleaf, 7-8-2016:

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Tabbath

By: Hasimo

I was opening a soda can but i had a tabbath

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soda-drop

By: eliunskyleaf

He was explaining his latest soda-drop situation.

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Steryotype, 11-13-2016:

1

Stillnoon

By: Shirleysober

Noon time is noon time

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