SpoonerismBy: Oni Inu
"I suck at talking; I make spoonerisms all the time."
It is named after the Reverend William Archibald Spooner who was notoriously prone to this mistake. It is the real word for it.
I wanted to say "Party time" but i letterswapped and said "Tarty pime"
Don't make me answer that, I'm still booting. Get me some coffee.
Morning HazeBy: titihood
In my morning haze I put odd shoes on and now look like a real muppet.
"I couldn't have a full on conversation with the postman as I was uncoffeed,"
That feeling in the morning before your first cuppa coffee
unexpaedeophilic remorseBy: Coleman Falcon
When he realized Jamie was several years younger than himself, John felt some unexpaedophilic remorse. But he had something to prove. He had to get those pictures taken to show them to Julie.
Pedogooglical ResearchBy: Bumfluff
"Dave accidentally typed 4 instead of 40 and was shocked by his Pedogooglical Research results."
A corruption of the words Pedophile, Google and Pedagogical
Got a bad case of paedonoia during a cheeky porn sesh on google last night!
the exhibit effectBy: dlandes
"It was the exhibit effect at work, the moment the IT guy walked into my office the computer simply performed the way it is designed."
As soon as the item in question is exhibited/showed the exhibit effect can set in.
Schrödinger's MacBy: RLM
My computer must be Schrodinger's Mac; I swear it was dead until you looked at it.