Navel_of_Eve, 10-19-2013:

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soap graft

By: Drowk

I couldn't bring myself to throw away the tiny sliver of soap I had left so I soap grafted it to the new bar.

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foam clone

By: DefineMe!

"Drake is so cheap he foam cloned that tiny sliver of Irish Spring to a new Dove bar. Now he smells manly but his skin is oh so gentle."

Foam cloning... It actually works!

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ararp21, 10-31-2013:

6

Thighslap

By: louis_jbrown

Dude I thighslapped myself yesterday cause I thought I lost my phone

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Mini-Heart-Attack

By: Debonair

You almost die but not quite

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celtsfan38, 4-12-2014:

29

Joke choke

By: boofar

Dude... this hot girl made a joke at the bar, but it was loud and I made an ass out of myself joke choking.

4

Chuckle Bluffing

By: MistuhJay69

My friends totally caught me chuckle bluffing when I was unable to explain the joke.

2

Jo-karma

By: Cryptic

Almost a punishment for lying

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skibo91, 11-15-2013:

53

too far two step

By: Nickp788

I was walking into the building the other day and this guy held the door for me. I had just stepped onto the side walk. I had to do the awkward too far two step to make it to the door in time.

30

hobblejog

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Awtle

By: Chromefox15

When she opened the door, I began to awtle.

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zingiber, 10-18-2013:

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Natalie Tran

By: shampooeater

"vSauce hasn't uploaded anything in days. I bet he'll Natalie Tran it and apologise for the lapse."

Natalie Tran, host of communitychannel on youtube, always screws up and doesn't upload videos, then uploads an apology months later.

4

websurrection

By: natezomby

"I can't believe that after 11 months he's back in a websurrection!"

Resurrecting your blog, youtube channel, or whatever on the web is a websurrection.

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Bart, 10-19-2013:

65

Doormentia

By: ronsmilo

The second I turned the knob, it was instant doormentia.

23

Damnesia

By: LORD_ZARYOX

"I walked in here and was struck with damnesia. "

Door-AMNESIA, doubles as an excellent expletive

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Doorheimer

By: hyperborix

Shit i´m struck with doorheimer,I can´t rememberwhy i came out here!

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boofar, 9-21-2013:

23

Sheepfeeling

By: snoobar

"Never hurts to sheepfeel a crowd before putting yourself out there too much."

Well, you put your feelers out to see if you're going to be yourself or just part of the flock.

15

depth probe

By: hoverkraft

I'm still depth probing these kids from work. They seem cool but I think they're kinda religious.

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FeatherFuzz, 12-19-2013:

33

Borexistonology

By: pacguy64

From "boring", "exist", and the suffix "ology" (the study of).
"I thought about so much borexistonology that I began to wonder why it did exist at all."

22

Galactic thinking

By: i_love_lamp

I was kinda high and was having some crazy galactic thoughts about philosophy and the universe and so on...

8

Boredom induced ontology

By: Thisisausername

Sally had not left home for nearly 3 months. Not knowing how to spend her time, she often indulged in some boredom induced ontology.

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colorlace, 10-16-2013:

50

fuzz nuggets

By: negatron

Every time I shower, I'm horrified that I feel a dingleberry down there, but it always just turns out to be a fuzz nugget.

4

Brown gold

By: bitsmack

Barry was digging away until he struck brown gold

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Alexutzu2212, 12-8-2013:

61

Pace Race

By: sentmode

Pace racing with this guy to the elevator.

11

Mindracing

By: bob_lop

Man, I thought that guy wanted to race but apparently I was mindracing.

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