nuclearkumquat, 9-23-2013:

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poopshocked

By: hoverkraft

That dude was totally poopshocked, but like, lock the fuckin' door man!

8

The porcelain fright

By: apricohtyl

I didn't know he was in there - gave him the porcelain fright when I opened the door.

7

shit!

By: colorlace

"Shit!" (read because for more info)"

It is both a widely accepted/applicable impulsive exclamation, and a valid description of what's currently coming out of your butt. All in all, it deters the intruder while keeping the uncomfortable conversation to a minimum.

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DownUnderDude, 10-20-2013:

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uncomforter

By: Pilcrow Interpunct

My linen bedsheets turned into a water logged uncomforter when the midnight heatwave struck. Sleep crapnea ensued, but my doze apathy kept me hotizontal.

7

Duck Oven

By: pawntificator

"I was steaming like a duck under the blankets in the middle of the night and I couldn't be bothered to get up and turn the fan/air conditioner on. And I hadn't even farted! What a duck oven."

Because I don't understand the question

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Quinnsen, 10-20-2013:

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Lexture

By: Graavy

"Someone keeps texting you?" "It's just my mom giving me another lexture."

12

textrimand

By: AnnaBanana

"My Mom textrimanded me for sitting on the couch naked."

text + reprimand

2

Thumlashing

By: lettersandspaces

My best friend just thumlashed for fucking her best friend.

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TacticalBrofist, 10-19-2013:

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Dayjob-Vu

By: AMP

I had the worst dream that I was at work only to wake up and realize that I'm late and still have to go to work. FML.

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blah, 10-14-2013:

107

Flopflip

By: cornpop

"Totally pulled a flopflip when I was putting away the milk and cereal today."

Swapping the word flipflop

15

Alzheimer-swap

By: jamesdoe

I left my desk to throw garbage in the bin and take a piss, by my Alzheimer-swap kicked in and I ended up clogging the toilet and peeing in the bin.

2

cleanlexia

By: rmvelgersdyk

"I came down with a bad case of cleanlexia today when I put the milk in the cabinet and the cereal in the fridge!"

dyslexia for cleaning

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abbz27, 1-30-2018:

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fitted mind

By: tasminar

Just the thought of having a gym membership already makes you feel fit and in shape.

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PotatoPotahto, 10-19-2013:

58

snuggle struggle

By: snowy

No one wins a snuggle struggle

13

Bed Gravity

By: lettersandspaces

I had my bar exam this morning. Bed gravity worked against me

12

Carbonite Syndrome

By: Tom Foolery

"I was so wore out yesterday. When I woke up I realized I had tons of shit to do & had total Carbonite Syndrome" "

Feeling some of the same symptoms of a Carbonite freezing effect, the blinding light, the slow movement to move & and the utter realization you're fucked.

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Ewokawookie, 11-1-2013:

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imaginesia

By: wordreaper

"I've made no progress on the new project, I think I have imaginesia."

36

Writers Block

By: xcore

"J.K writes some amazing books, I hope she doesn't get a writers block."

There's already a word for that in Norwegian, "Skrivesperre"

12

Artloss

By: hydroflush3000

"damn my mind is giving me an artloss"

it makes sense

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