oermens, 11-7-2013:

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Digital Clockblockery

By: VictorsMod

When an individual experiences trouble or obstacles (for example a closed laptop or a alarm clock thrown behind a drawer), while trying to digitally acquire the time.

59

Timefuck

By: Rsdff

I was going out at 7, and when I closed my laptop I had a massive timefuck and had to open it again.

29

Clocknesia

By: Tcrazy

I wanted to know the time but I had a case of clocknesia so I had to check for a a second time!

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espurr.net, 11-21-2013:

264

Timenesia

By: Stuart.collett

The condition whereby a person, having just looked at the time, will inevitably forget what they have just seen. This usually necessitates a re check of the watch.

48

goldfish syndrome

By: kj

the inability to remember anything for longer than three seconds.

8

Horologic Amnesia

By: BBxBackshot

According to Google, Horologium means "Clock",so I thought Horologic Amnesia might translate to "Clock Amnesia".

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PeriodPiece, 10-20-2013:

25

first world diet

By: internetfriend

After looking at the contents of the fridge, George decided to go on a first world diet

3

Boredom Hunger

By: TheAnswerer

This phenomenon usually happens when you are bored and have nothing else to do, you're looking through every food you have, thinking you're hungry, but you're actually not, and you can't find anything you 'want' to eat because of it.

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Phyctup, 10-29-2013:

34

clustercuss

By: wordsalad

She's so pissed she let loose a clustercuss!

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kikiboy, 10-31-2013:

8

Clockblock

By: louis_jbrown

I just clockblocked myself at work today, I said good morning despite the fact it was 2:30

4

TimeCrime

By: JoePaynis

Good morn-shit....afternoon. Totally TimeCrimed it!

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Kejosu, 4-28-2018:

1

Gesundhide

By: Philmann

-My nose is twitching and itching but I just can't sneeze!
-Gesundhide!

1

sneezopp

By: Quwayne

i was about to sneeze then suddenly i sneezopp

1

Sneeshut

By: Kejosu

My friend had the feeling of sneeze but she had a sneeshut.

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JMCostello330, 6-11-2014:

57

Grinched

By: JMCostello330

Like the grinch that stole Christmas.
My cell phone just died and grinched my whole nights plans. No flappy bird for me!

2

happysnatch

By: benrat05

my freind was so annoying today on his new ipad today so i pulled a happysnatch and hid it

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GypsJrSN18, 4-29-2018:

1

sleepwarrior

By: oriana

not sleeping because you have to write a paper

1

Nightwriter

By: GypsJrSN18

Stay up all "night" to write paper "writer"

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dfletch, 10-18-2013:

476

Leakquencies

By: Nefarious

"Could you turn it down? I can hear your leakquencies. "

Leak, Frequencies.

82

bud-pollution

By: ubersoftware

Dude, can you stop with the bud-pollution!

60

Mufflody

By: mnlg

Judging from the mufflody I'm getting from him, that guy really loves Supertramp.

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boofar, 10-10-2013:

104

Buffer

By: jamesdoe

"Don't come too close buddie, let's leave some buffer between us."

42

Space Place

By: crystalraven

I left a space place between myself and a seedy guy on the train.

15

demilitarized zone

By: jvisits

I was in the library, at the same table as smelly Billy from Econ class. I had to set up a demilitarized zone to avoid dying from the stench so I dropped my books on the one chair between us.

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