snuggle struggleBy: snowy
No one wins a snuggle struggle
Bed GravityBy: lettersandspaces
I had my bar exam this morning. Bed gravity worked against me
Carbonite SyndromeBy: Tom Foolery
"I was so wore out yesterday. When I woke up I realized I had tons of shit to do & had total Carbonite Syndrome" "
Feeling some of the same symptoms of a Carbonite freezing effect, the blinding light, the slow movement to move & and the utter realization you're fucked.
"I've made no progress on the new project, I think I have imaginesia."
Writers BlockBy: xcore
"J.K writes some amazing books, I hope she doesn't get a writers block."
There's already a word for that in Norwegian, "Skrivesperre"
"damn my mind is giving me an artloss"
it makes sense
Newton's appleBy: duncansdad
"I was about to make the best play ever in Words With Friends and totally Newton's appled myself. "
We've all heard the story of Newton getting hit on the head by a falling apple and how it became the basis for his physics theories etc . . .
Gravity CheckBy: KWall24
"*Drop* Ow. Well, at least we passed the gravity check. That's gonna leave a mark."
I don't know.
My hands were all greasy from lubing up for fapping and I wound up phone-facing while checking if I had any messages on eHarmony.
Tig Notaro's "Live" comic routine is so horrorlarious that I almost peed my pants half-laughing/half-crying.
"The movie was so gloriffic I cried and laughed at the same time. "
Combines the words glorious and horrific.
"I saw someone propose to a girl on their first date, totally cringic."