seli100, 3-24-2019:

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falories

By: seli100

you're on a diet, but you tell yourself any calories you eat after midnight (or whenever you feel like cheating) don't count - fake calories!

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Godisbaronen, 9-19-2018:

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JohnnyJohn2000

By: Wormguru

It's a big John

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Bikefucker

By: WorldHelper3

The person who tumbles your bike.

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BikeTumbler

By: WordGod

A person that tumbles your bike

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lmaokk, 5-31-2017:

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Lego on foot violence

By: Jenbear1985

It's the 2nd most common domestic abuse!

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Legoed

By: Derp

"Ouch! Why do you leave your toys around!?! I just got legoed!"

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Vortex Badger, 12-19-2015:

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The Problem Hydra

By: Howe-Oh

"I fixed the virus on my computer but I accidentally summoned the Problem Hydra and he created two more."

Hydra - From Greek mythology, a creature where, if you cut off one of its heads, two more would grow in its place.
(To be used as a metaphor, obviously there is no actual Problem Hydra)

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my life

By: RoboticGish

sadly my life

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Coding

By: enigmaticalbatross

I had just fixed this bug in my program, but thanks to the wonders of coding, now it's even worse

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Debonair, 12-14-2015:

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The Breadend

By: TheCookieMonster2673

Alan hit the breadend when he was going to make a sandwich; someone had eaten the last two actual slices

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Nob Knob

By: Howe-Oh

"I went to grab a slice of bread, but all that was left were the two Nob Knobs that no one wants."

The two ends can be called Knobbies, or something similar.

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loafer

By: nikhilofficial

that part of the bread loaf which is mostly idle or good for nothing i.e. loafer

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Aniticipainsion

By: Debonair

Anticipate the pain

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Saflexing

By: Thyme

I thought the baseball was coming right for me, but I saflexed.

(Reflex, but you end up being safe.)

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Sensopation.

By: B Lewi

Anticipation of a sense. (works with pleasure, pain, heat, cold, physical anomaly.

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Artist's Block

By: goose

Like Writers block, but with drawing.

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Penstruck

By: B Lewi

After staring at the blank paper for an hour or so, Liam was forced to admit that he was penstruck.

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Penstration

By: MistuhJay69

Pen frustration

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