One-handed ReadingBy: ahem
A phrase for writing, especially fiction, that inspires lust. It was especially used to demean romantic novels targeted at women.
E.g. "Pride and Prejudice? That's just one-handed reading for sinners and reprobates!" said Parson O'Malley.
If you're reading fiction and getting wood you are a virgin.
the feeling that you've just woken up from a dream, even if you've been awake for hours? like you have been in a day dream for months but for a second you feel like you are so self aware and aware of all of your surroundings and you are alive now. It's as if you have been in robot mode for days doing what you normally do and suddenly you are awake