The Problem HydraBy: Howe-Oh
"I fixed the virus on my computer but I accidentally summoned the Problem Hydra and he created two more."
Hydra - From Greek mythology, a creature where, if you cut off one of its heads, two more would grow in its place.
(To be used as a metaphor, obviously there is no actual Problem Hydra)
my lifeBy: RoboticGish
sadly my life
I had just fixed this bug in my program, but thanks to the wonders of coding, now it's even worse
The BreadendBy: TheCookieMonster2673
Alan hit the breadend when he was going to make a sandwich; someone had eaten the last two actual slices
Nob KnobBy: Howe-Oh
"I went to grab a slice of bread, but all that was left were the two Nob Knobs that no one wants."
The two ends can be called Knobbies, or something similar.
that part of the bread loaf which is mostly idle or good for nothing i.e. loafer