Search results for “work”

jakeinmn, 3-6-2014:

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semi-colon stroke

By: Gehalgod

Stroke = desperately needed success or revelation after much labor (stroke of luck, stroke of brilliance)

Semi-colon = the missing character that often fucks up lines of code

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Epiphaline

By: VinceCgto

"Dude, did you manage to fix that nasty bug?"
"Yeah, this morning I had a sudden epiphaline."

Epiphany + (code) line

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Relieved-annoyance

By: WolvenGears

"I finally finished that thing with an end feeling of relived-annoyance." "Why?" "The solution was too easy not to get but I didn't get in anyway."

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mlopez816, 2-6-2019:

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Bitonel

By: mlopez816

When you purposely interchange your voice.

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hypochondriacting

By: greymutt

Couldn't be bothered to go to work so I pulled off a bit of hypochondriacting to the boss.

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Wolfgang, 3-23-2014:

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Carrier

By: boofar

I was playing Battlefield 4, and of course my teammates are worthless, so I ended up with a sore back from carrying the team the whole time.

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bri, 9-11-2013:

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brownbacks

By: boofar

"I earned at least a couple of brownbacks taking a shit today. Feels good man... "

A play on the american currency nickname, "Greenbacks"

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the brown bonus

By: boofar

"got a big ol' brown bonus today at work."

for obvious reasons

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poop for profit (pfp)

By: mburns

"Already at pfp5, gonna be a rough day"

It offers a benign-sounding acronym (pfp) yet perfectly describes the distinct quality of defecating while also being financially compensated.

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Josh, 10-18-2013:

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Meeting with Richard

By: langstrom

Gotta go man, I got a Meeting with Richard.

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Krowphay, 11-1-2013:

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Pancake

By: Lenca

"I did a complete pancake when I realised it wasn't her fault."

Flipped back and forth.

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r55bkr, 11-12-2013:

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Murphy's cousin's law

By: boofar

Murphy's Cousin's Law states that if anything broken is shown to another person, it will inevitably begin to work again, thus complicating the actual problem solving process. Despite the appearance of being fixed, Murphy's Cousin's Law is actually consistent with Murphy's Law because something is going wrong as you're trying to diagnose what's going wrong.

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Probfooled

By: ManxIdioticity

"I swear to god that the toilet could not flush a few minutes ago," I say to the noisy plumber. He replies THAT I MUST HAVE JUST GOTTEN PROBFOOLED, deafening me for life.

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shit-ching! -

By phantom, over 5 years ago

The money one earns while taking a poop at work.








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the brown bonus -

By boofar, over 5 years ago

The money one earns while taking a poop at work.









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satsunmoredays -

By ELLWORDSFORTHAT, 10 months ago

When you stand up and feel high










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claimed territory -

By Gish, almost 3 years ago

When people leave the toilet full of skid marks at work.












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