Search results for “work”

jakeinmn, 3-6-2014:

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semi-colon stroke

By: Gehalgod

Stroke = desperately needed success or revelation after much labor (stroke of luck, stroke of brilliance)

Semi-colon = the missing character that often fucks up lines of code

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Epiphaline

By: VinceCgto

"Dude, did you manage to fix that nasty bug?"
"Yeah, this morning I had a sudden epiphaline."

Epiphany + (code) line

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Relieved-annoyance

By: WolvenGears

"I finally finished that thing with an end feeling of relived-annoyance." "Why?" "The solution was too easy not to get but I didn't get in anyway."

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OscarZ, 10-21-2018:

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assignmnesia

By: OscarZ

ughhhh every time there is an important project I get assignmnesia!

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hypochondriacting

By: greymutt

Couldn't be bothered to go to work so I pulled off a bit of hypochondriacting to the boss.

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bri, 9-11-2013:

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brownbacks

By: boofar

"I earned at least a couple of brownbacks taking a shit today. Feels good man... "

A play on the american currency nickname, "Greenbacks"

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the brown bonus

By: boofar

"got a big ol' brown bonus today at work."

for obvious reasons

149

poop for profit (pfp)

By: mburns

"Already at pfp5, gonna be a rough day"

It offers a benign-sounding acronym (pfp) yet perfectly describes the distinct quality of defecating while also being financially compensated.

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Wolfgang, 3-23-2014:

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Carrier

By: boofar

I was playing Battlefield 4, and of course my teammates are worthless, so I ended up with a sore back from carrying the team the whole time.

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sohail1002, 10-22-2018:

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Noctofreak

By: sohail1002

A crazy person that is productive during the night.

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midnight maniac

By: imani5399

stays up passed midnight chronically

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Josh, 10-18-2013:

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Meeting with Richard

By: langstrom

Gotta go man, I got a Meeting with Richard.

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Krowphay, 11-1-2013:

16

Pancake

By: Lenca

"I did a complete pancake when I realised it wasn't her fault."

Flipped back and forth.

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shit-ching! -

By phantom, about 5 years ago

The money one earns while taking a poop at work.








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the brown bonus -

By boofar, about 5 years ago

The money one earns while taking a poop at work.



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satsunmoredays -

By ELLWORDSFORTHAT, 7 months ago

When you stand up and feel high









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claimed territory -

By Gish, over 2 years ago

When people leave the toilet full of skid marks at work.










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Shatlary -

By Punny, about 2 years ago

The money one earns while taking a poop at work.












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