Search results for “sleep”

Oddarisd, 4-29-2014:

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Clock Flip

By: DiscoDan

That afternoon, I clock flipped when I looked out my window and thought it was the next morning.

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Snypeep, 11-2-2013:

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"I am done" Effect

By: Yuri

Every computer is integrated with pissed-off-human detecting technology. When such a situation happens, the computer thusly goes into sleep mode to avoid any further conflict, but in doing so, creating more conflict later on.

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HAL-lucinating

By: sentmode

I tried to get my work done on the computer and the computer HAL-lucinated.

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The "You again?" Effect

By: AwesoMan3000

I walked into the study to finish off typing that letter when my computer totally "you-again"ed me.

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TheSquid, 11-2-2013:

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Cleanover

By: yo

Shower and Sheets equals Cleanover

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Holy Sheet

By: qnaqna321

"Holy Sheet it's warm in here!"

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sheet happiness

By: Johnny764

im experiencing sheet happiness right now

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UnkleF, 10-20-2013:

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sleep oyster

By: Mark Iliff

"You should have seen my sleep oysters this morning"

Like the way oysters make pearls

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Lid Locked

By: poodz

You're eye lids are locked shut.

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TacticalBrofist, 10-19-2013:

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Dayjob-Vu

By: AMP

I had the worst dream that I was at work only to wake up and realize that I'm late and still have to go to work. FML.

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Gillygog, 11-1-2013:

19

Monday Shock

By: gopherman10

Last night I had a Monday Shock. It was the worst experience ever!

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Blueswoosh

By: Sdejesus

Anxiety you get when you first wake up

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doctordonut13, 11-1-2013:

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Cafflanted

By: cthamster

"I had two espressos and became totally cafflanted that night."

It sounds right, plus the 'caff' for caffeine

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Sleepinated

By: JBentley0207

"I had to get that last bit of studying in last night. Looks like I set myself up for being Sleepinated again"

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slitch

By: Mr.ACOR

sleep and itch, simple!
"last night was so uncomfortable, i couldn't sleep because of this ridicolous slitch"

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Noiritch

By: wordwriter75

I couldn't sleep at all last night because of my terrible noiritch, it felt like there were ants in my scalp!

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Gareth, 11-3-2013:

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Blursday

By: lettersandspaces

"I was exhausted after working third shift, so I took a nap. When I woke up, it was blursday.

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Narcosexy -

By ScootBenet, about 6 years ago

Getting sleepy immediately after after sex.





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Wet Insight -

By qpzm333, about 6 years ago

Those insightful moments you have in the shower.





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Surprise Necrophilia -

By Cameo, about 6 years ago

When you realize the person you are 'making love' to is dead






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