Search results for “shower”

MrGoogles499, 12-30-2013:

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Aquaphany

By: nils1433

I had an Aquaphany about what car i want today.

combination of Aqua and epiphany

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Showondering

By: keeganwh

This morning I was showondering for like an hour. (Pronounced "Sha-WUN-der-ing"). Combo of showering + wondering.

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Shower Theory

By: TheCookieMonster2673

I was washing up, and I thought to myself, "What if half of Earth's population went away?"

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Snakey642, 11-13-2013:

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Shower Powers

By: ryanred12

"I do my best thinking in the shower. I think I might have Shower Powers"

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Wet Insight

By: qpzm333

I just had a wet insight and now I cannot sleep.

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Tub Sage Thinking

By: JetTheGuy

I know the feeling.

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TheSquid, 11-2-2013:

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Cleanover

By: yo

Shower and Sheets equals Cleanover

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Holy Sheet

By: qnaqna321

"Holy Sheet it's warm in here!"

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sheet happiness

By: Johnny764

im experiencing sheet happiness right now

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evetype, 12-9-2013:

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Inspiration Expiration

By: aww

"I was feeling pretty motivated to work on my project, but after several distractions, the inspiration expired."

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Jordan, 10-30-2013:

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always

By: fig

Always use a condom.

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Shower Sensation

By: Bobcat95

"I'm a real Shower Sensation"

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auto-showertune

By: brisamenautt31

I really wish auto-showertune was in my real voice.

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Navel_of_Eve, 10-19-2013:

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soap graft

By: Drowk

I couldn't bring myself to throw away the tiny sliver of soap I had left so I soap grafted it to the new bar.

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foam clone

By: DefineMe!

"Drake is so cheap he foam cloned that tiny sliver of Irish Spring to a new Dove bar. Now he smells manly but his skin is oh so gentle."

Foam cloning... It actually works!

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davis.jeremy88, 12-18-2013:

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Afterbath

By: FlowerPower808

I usually clean off within 5 minutes, but I like to spend another 20 in the afterbath.

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SinginTime

By: tdiesman1

I swear I get clean in 5 minutes in the shower, but I spend 20 minutes in SinginTime singing Royal's Team.

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Shower zoom

By: TykesforDyke

The shower zoom I had left my fingers pruny.

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apizzy, 10-4-2013:

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Clean Regret

By: letitsnow1415

"Gotta remember to poop before I shower next time, lest I run the risk of having some clean regret."

If you weren't so clean, you wouldn't have any regret.

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Poo Soon

By: mnlg

I suffered a case of Poo Soon this morning. Luckily, I own a bidet.

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Dook Fluke

By: dad

That was a dook fluke!

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Guy_Yome, 11-6-2013:

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Showprise

By: Rsdff

Jennifer got up and entered the shower. Unfortunately, she promptly ran out screaming with a towel loosely wrapped around her waist after getting a big showprise.

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Roomated

By: Ljcr2000

When your roommate/roommates use all of the hot water

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#rekt

By: someone

#rektbytrollwhoputsontheshower

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Shower Powers -

By ryanred12, over 4 years ago

Those insightful moments you have in the shower.













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