I had an Aquaphany about what car i want today.
combination of Aqua and epiphany
This morning I was showondering for like an hour. (Pronounced "Sha-WUN-der-ing"). Combo of showering + wondering.
Shower TheoryBy: TheCookieMonster2673
I was washing up, and I thought to myself, "What if half of Earth's population went away?"
soap graftBy: Drowk
I couldn't bring myself to throw away the tiny sliver of soap I had left so I soap grafted it to the new bar.
foam cloneBy: DefineMe!
"Drake is so cheap he foam cloned that tiny sliver of Irish Spring to a new Dove bar. Now he smells manly but his skin is oh so gentle."
Foam cloning... It actually works!
I usually clean off within 5 minutes, but I like to spend another 20 in the afterbath.
I swear I get clean in 5 minutes in the shower, but I spend 20 minutes in SinginTime singing Royal's Team.
Shower zoomBy: TykesforDyke
The shower zoom I had left my fingers pruny.
Clean RegretBy: letitsnow1415
"Gotta remember to poop before I shower next time, lest I run the risk of having some clean regret."
If you weren't so clean, you wouldn't have any regret.
Poo SoonBy: mnlg
I suffered a case of Poo Soon this morning. Luckily, I own a bidet.
Dook FlukeBy: dad
That was a dook fluke!
Jennifer got up and entered the shower. Unfortunately, she promptly ran out screaming with a towel loosely wrapped around her waist after getting a big showprise.
When your roommate/roommates use all of the hot water
Shower Sensation -By Bobcat95, almost 4 years ago
Shower thought -By Bubble1118, almost 2 years ago
Shower thoughts -By See gos, 8 months ago
Shower zoom -By TykesforDyke, about 3 years ago
Showprise -By Rsdff, about 6 years ago
Shower Theory -By TheCookieMonster2673, over 5 years ago
Showondering -By keeganwh, almost 6 years ago
Clean Regret -By letitsnow1415, about 6 years ago
nope-soap -By mturner, about 6 years ago
Buttrayal -By albeedee, about 6 years ago
Cleanover -By yo, almost 6 years ago
fuzz nuggets -By negatron, about 6 years ago
SinginTime -By tdiesman1, over 3 years ago