When you have the intention of buying something, and or just found something, and the products price tag is exactly the amount of money you have in your pocket, then when you go to purchase the item, you forget to include tax, and are unable to purchase said item
I have exactly 20 bucks for these twenty dollar jeans but i got tax slapped.
" I was so excited I has just enough to get the last chrome gorilla on the shelf, but it was just intaxication."
Having exactly enough is an exciting (intoxicating) feeling. Being denied due to sales tax is like the hangover.
Peanut Butter and Knuckle SandwichBy: PotatoPotahto
"Man, I tried making my lunch this morning by scraping the last of the peanut butter out, but I totally gave myself a peanut butter and knuckle sandwich."
P.B. and nayBy: AnnaBanana
"All I had was bread and peanut butter, but I got PB & neigh-ed."
PB & J meets the old word for "no"
Sandra kept nubbinating so much that she lost her appetite.
dysonychophilyBy: Coleman Falcon
"Because of her dysonychophilia, she always wore gloves while probing orifices."
Greek term for the love of having nails in a bad condition.
"I have the best French manicure, but my friend has obviously been de-Frenching hers."
When biting your nails, you usually just bite what is added in a French manicure (the white portion). So to do the opposite seemed to imply you are de-Frenching them.
When you are being all super-efficient and shoot off a quick email with the sole purpose of forwarding an attachment. And you give said email a short title and body that says little more than 'here's the attachment mate'. And you then proceed to press send on the email but have forgotten to attach the actual attachment.
I sent a phantomachment to Larry yesterday, it was meant to have the business records on it but now I look like a fool.
Oh crap, I just FTA'd the poster for that email. It means simply Forgot the Attachment. It could be FTDA if it was really important or really dumb.
Fridgefull thinkingBy: oikz
I checked again for some ice cream, but the fridge still only contained green peas and broccoli, I guess it was just fridgefull thinking.
I keep checking the fridge for food. I think I have a case of fatnesia
Fridge DementiaBy: DefineMe!
"Minute after minute, hour after hour, I'll gaze into my fridge and only see milk that's gone sour. Fridge Dementia has me hoping a ready made buffet will be in it."
Fridge Dementia is the perfect faux medical term for this particular situation.
short circuit -By mattthecat10, about 6 years ago
Physical Auditory Composition (PAC) -By BigfootBeto, about 6 years ago
hypnic jerk -By jghaigler, about 6 years ago