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ScienceBang, 11-1-2013:

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Tax-Slap

By: nickj.32

I have exactly 20 bucks for these twenty dollar jeans but i got tax slapped.

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Intaxication

By: Penfold

" I was so excited I has just enough to get the last chrome gorilla on the shelf, but it was just intaxication."

Having exactly enough is an exciting (intoxicating) feeling. Being denied due to sales tax is like the hangover.

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artfulrodger, 10-19-2013:

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Peanut Butter and Knuckle Sandwich

By: PotatoPotahto

"Man, I tried making my lunch this morning by scraping the last of the peanut butter out, but I totally gave myself a peanut butter and knuckle sandwich."

10

P.B. and nay

By: AnnaBanana

"All I had was bread and peanut butter, but I got PB & neigh-ed."

PB & J meets the old word for "no"

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speratic, 10-18-2013:

137

nubbinating

By: toasty

Sandra kept nubbinating so much that she lost her appetite.

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dysonychophily

By: Coleman Falcon

"Because of her dysonychophilia, she always wore gloves while probing orifices."

Greek term for the love of having nails in a bad condition.

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de-Frenching

By: readmush

"I have the best French manicure, but my friend has obviously been de-Frenching hers."

When biting your nails, you usually just bite what is added in a French manicure (the white portion). So to do the opposite seemed to imply you are de-Frenching them.

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artfulrodger, 10-20-2013:

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Forguilt

By: DownUnderDude

"He was already at the cabin when he wondered if he had forguilt to bring the shotgun."

Because it's like combining forget with guilt

13

OCDamnit

By: pawntificator

I was already at work when I began to imagine I left my cat in the oven, OCDamnit!

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nialllarkin, 11-18-2013:

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Phantomachment

By: Chewitt

I sent a phantomachment to Larry yesterday, it was meant to have the business records on it but now I look like a fool.

5

FTA

By: ForecastOak72

Oh crap, I just FTA'd the poster for that email. It means simply Forgot the Attachment. It could be FTDA if it was really important or really dumb.

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cornpop, 10-18-2013:

268

spottease

By: ppppprin

Ugh, what a spottease - I was so sure that spot was free!

222

Disapparkment

By: pawntificator

I was disapparked three times before I found a spot across the street.

41

Shortseated

By: WORD.

Ugh, I just got shortseated by a mini cooper!

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Force, 10-19-2013:

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Fridgefull thinking

By: oikz

I checked again for some ice cream, but the fridge still only contained green peas and broccoli, I guess it was just fridgefull thinking.

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Fatnesia

By: WhyTheHellNot

I keep checking the fridge for food. I think I have a case of fatnesia

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Fridge Dementia

By: DefineMe!

"Minute after minute, hour after hour, I'll gaze into my fridge and only see milk that's gone sour. Fridge Dementia has me hoping a ready made buffet will be in it."

Fridge Dementia is the perfect faux medical term for this particular situation.

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