"The office shartist left a work of art after he flushed again"
Shit - artist
That brilliant street artist Brownsky left a new installation in the 3rd stall
"Roger? was that you who completely Bumchutneyed the bog? Kelly is furious."
Bum is self explanatory but the word Chutney adds a certain onomatopeia to the idea skidmarking a toilet.
Stack OverflowBy: Smirch
Well that sandwich certainly pushed things along. Please excuse me for a moment while I deal with the resulting stack overflow.
"After eating at the buffet I had a shitregister "
It's a play on the word shift register which is an electronic circuit that essentially does the same thing with binary bits
When I was done with my sandwich I had an insta-crap
Clean RegretBy: letitsnow1415
"Gotta remember to poop before I shower next time, lest I run the risk of having some clean regret."
If you weren't so clean, you wouldn't have any regret.
Poo SoonBy: mnlg
I suffered a case of Poo Soon this morning. Luckily, I own a bidet.
Dook FlukeBy: dad
That was a dook fluke!
"I snapped a picture of a hobo fight last night, and immediately had Instagret when I realized I should have just taken in the majesty of the performance"
Because hobo fights are epic and rare
"It was so cool, I have never seen anything like it." "Do you have a picture?" "Sorry, man. I was in complete hesitography."
Hesitography is a combination of Hesitation and Photography. The situation being described is exactly that: A hesitation to take a photograph.
I always worry about this when I'm at a concert.
The name of the specific sounds you make when your sitting in a public restroom stall to alert other people... Another man walks in, so you make subtle sounds like clearing your throat, or tapping your foot... like a way of telling someone your busy trying to shit, without having to talk to them.
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