Search results for “shit”

scratchThat, 10-20-2013:

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Duecaphobia

By: Jinifer

Its never happened but just in case I carry extra underwear with me. Duecaphobia has taken over my life.

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Merrr, 11-1-2013:

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The Dirty Gamble

By: keeganwh

"I took the dirty gamble last night and I lost."

It's gross

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Shart

By: tdiesman1

I felt this pressure and felt I was about to Shart so I went in the bathroom instead of risking it.

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Splashback

By: fredbhwi

Man, that splashback was COLD!

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crapslap

By: montelcogshell

"I took a poop that was absolutely phenomenal, only downside was it crapslaped me.

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bananiel, 10-19-2013:

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shartist

By: beta

"The office shartist left a work of art after he flushed again"

Shit - artist

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Brownsky

By: Mjtothet

That brilliant street artist Brownsky left a new installation in the 3rd stall

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Bumchutneyed

By: Das

"Roger? was that you who completely Bumchutneyed the bog? Kelly is furious."

Bum is self explanatory but the word Chutney adds a certain onomatopeia to the idea skidmarking a toilet.

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ararp21, 10-31-2013:

6

Thighslap

By: louis_jbrown

Dude I thighslapped myself yesterday cause I thought I lost my phone

1

Mini-Heart-Attack

By: Debonair

You almost die but not quite

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bananiel, 10-19-2013:

38

Stack Overflow

By: Smirch

Well that sandwich certainly pushed things along. Please excuse me for a moment while I deal with the resulting stack overflow.

5

shitregister

By: BeastOfTraal

"After eating at the buffet I had a shitregister "

It's a play on the word shift register which is an electronic circuit that essentially does the same thing with binary bits

4

Insta-Crap

By: TheCookieMonster2673

When I was done with my sandwich I had an insta-crap

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apizzy, 10-4-2013:

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Clean Regret

By: letitsnow1415

"Gotta remember to poop before I shower next time, lest I run the risk of having some clean regret."

If you weren't so clean, you wouldn't have any regret.

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Poo Soon

By: mnlg

I suffered a case of Poo Soon this morning. Luckily, I own a bidet.

14

Dook Fluke

By: dad

That was a dook fluke!

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zeb decatur, 10-19-2013:

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Instagret

By: Mjtothet

"I snapped a picture of a hobo fight last night, and immediately had Instagret when I realized I should have just taken in the majesty of the performance"

Because hobo fights are epic and rare

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Hesitography

By: dlandes

"It was so cool, I have never seen anything like it." "Do you have a picture?" "Sorry, man. I was in complete hesitography."

Hesitography is a combination of Hesitation and Photography. The situation being described is exactly that: A hesitation to take a photograph.

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Concert-Worriedness

By: persom

I always worry about this when I'm at a concert.

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shit-ching! -

By phantom, almost 5 years ago

The money one earns while taking a poop at work.









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ballsat -

By omri, almost 5 years ago

when you accidentally sit on your balls



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black niggers fuck women rights white supremacy kkk fuck all non white men we should kill all fucking niggers. -

By femiNIGS, over 2 years ago

The moment you realize you're on the weird side of YouTube.


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Shart Shuffle -

By cornpop, almost 5 years ago

That walk you do when you realize that wasn't a fart.






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brownbacks -

By boofar, about 5 years ago

The money one earns while taking a poop at work.





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