I was going to get to work early, but i got lost in Shirtlimbo and barely made it on time.
As in your limbs become trapped in the shirt (or other piece of clothing).
E.g.: "I got totally limb-locked putting on that sweater
E.g.: "That graphic Tee totally limb-locked me!"
"I'm in big ShirtShambles right now."
a buttonfuckBy: boofar
"Sorry it took me so long to get ready... I buttonfucked my shirt twice!"
Derived from the ancient word, mindfuck.
Great...i just misbuttoned my shirt!
Shirt skewBy: cornpop
"Girl you can't go out like that. You got major shirt skew going on."
Your shirt gets skewed when yo buttons don't match up
I'm tired of your monoclothed photos. Wear somethin' new, will ya, bud?
Everywhere I see that guy he's wearing the same thing. That's his everwear.
If you had a Captain America t-shirt this awesome, you'd everwear it too.
Bachelor UniformBy: DefineMe!
"I think Steve needs a girlfriend. He has developed a bachelor uniform. You can't do Vegas wearing the same Steel Panther graphic tee from sophomore year. I texted him to "Suit Up" and all he brought was his fedora."
We've all been there.
Shirt skew -By cornpop, about 6 years ago
Targeted -By ronsmilo, about 6 years ago
everwear -By schlaap, about 6 years ago
misbutton -By Kibaro, about 6 years ago
chilly bumps -By dimiiloves, over 1 year ago
burgerrhea -By boofar, about 6 years ago
a buttonfuck -By boofar, about 6 years ago
Premature Burjaculation -By miles, about 6 years ago
limb-locked -By craftiful, almost 5 years ago