Search results for “pretending”

loresjoberg, 1-30-2014:

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voidesville

By: Pilcrow Interpunct

So there I was, really putting all the extra details into that stupid joke. I wasn't just going for a shaggy dog story this time. We're talking about the 75 pounds of extra wool an escaped sheep gets after a year on the lam. I'm talking about some seriously random details added. Anyway, Lore Sjöberg was there, he'll tell you. I dropped the punchline on 'em and got ... serious nodding. I couldn't believe it. It was total voidesville, man. Like Fatty Arbuckle had just been indicted.

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seli100, 3-24-2019:

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falories

By: seli100

you're on a diet, but you tell yourself any calories you eat after midnight (or whenever you feel like cheating) don't count - fake calories!

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AtlantisqueenX, 11-3-2013:

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Texcape

By: Ewok007

"I totally just texcaped a conversation with my ex"

a mix of text and escape

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texvoid

By: silviaq87

a combination of text and avoid

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RLM, 10-21-2013:

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a courtesy browse

By: negatron

"I somehow wandered into a indian art store, gave it a quick courtesy browse, and gtfo there... They probably thought i was shoplifting... "

I mean, it's just the courteous thing to do, but I can always feel their stares as I try to sneak back out of the store...

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Poster632, 11-2-2013:

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Handitrapped

By: Beneath The Sink

This disfigured guy at work keeps striking up conversations with me, and im trying so hard not to stare at his handicapped disfigurements.. but he damn well knows i saw, and keeps a conversation going... i was Handitrapped :/

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weavin, 10-19-2013:

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Back blindness

By: Jag

My back blindness has led to some awkward situations.

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That's not Carol

By: Debonair

Sorry, I thought you were a friend of mine...

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negatron, 9-12-2013:

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Ghost Check

By: crystalraven

I ghost checked my phone, thinking of ways to get out of talking to Joan.

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Cell-evading

By: Zensei

"I didn't want to talkto them si I just cell-evaded in the corner by myself. "

Combines the words cellphone and evade. Also sounds a little like celebrating which makes it sound like you are enjoying being alone.

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Cell-skip

By: Thijshidde

I really didnt want to talk to Joe, so i cell-skipped him.

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thebadbishop, 11-9-2013:

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Mutual blank

By: compostmentis

I saw Sally today and she saw me, but it was a case of mutual blank.

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agreedavoding

By: sentmode

We mutually agreedavoided each other today.

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