voidesvilleBy: Pilcrow Interpunct
So there I was, really putting all the extra details into that stupid joke. I wasn't just going for a shaggy dog story this time. We're talking about the 75 pounds of extra wool an escaped sheep gets after a year on the lam. I'm talking about some seriously random details added. Anyway, Lore Sjöberg was there, he'll tell you. I dropped the punchline on 'em and got ... serious nodding. I couldn't believe it. It was total voidesville, man. Like Fatty Arbuckle had just been indicted.
a courtesy browseBy: negatron
"I somehow wandered into a indian art store, gave it a quick courtesy browse, and gtfo there... They probably thought i was shoplifting... "
I mean, it's just the courteous thing to do, but I can always feel their stares as I try to sneak back out of the store...
Ghost CheckBy: crystalraven
I ghost checked my phone, thinking of ways to get out of talking to Joan.
"I didn't want to talkto them si I just cell-evaded in the corner by myself. "
Combines the words cellphone and evade. Also sounds a little like celebrating which makes it sound like you are enjoying being alone.
I really didnt want to talk to Joe, so i cell-skipped him.
Pain Games -By Sumaka4, over 3 years ago