"My bladder was about to explode but I was too sleepee to get up and take the piss."
Sleepy+Pee. Play on words
I really needed the loo, but that wave of peepathy was too strong for me to resist.
"oh god I'm so lapee"...what is lapee? too lazy to go pee
After holding it all the way home, the feeling of peelief rushed through my body as my urine finally hit the toilet bowl.
She arrives in the bathroom with her belt unbuckled and her pants subtlely unzipped , After waddling to a stall and seating herself, she emits a guttural, "Ahhhhhpeeeee!" so relieved and "hapee" to have made it in time.
Pee-ninjaing -By Chriscraft04, over 2 years ago
Constapeetion -By Zervrez, over 5 years ago
urilane -By XerterX, over 5 years ago
laypee -By dimiiloves, about 1 year ago
peenopis -By benrat05, about 3 years ago
Sleepee -By EpicDavi, over 5 years ago
peequeue -By BeastOfTraal, over 5 years ago
tranpee -By DanceGrape77, about 2 years ago
When you need to go to the bathroom so bad but can't for some reason (e.g. car journey, meeting with important people, classroom but the teachers infamous for not letting students go to the toilet) and you just go into a haze where you ignore everyone and only concentrate on not pissing/pooping yourself
Alzheimer-swap -By jamesdoe, over 5 years ago