Prime MeridianBy: jaroberts24
She licked the entire length of my prime meridian
My scrote-seam was so itchy that I had to scratch it in the Walmart checkout line.
"I've got a funny rash stretching from the top to the bottom of my jewel-crease."
Oh shit! He just got kicked in the balls. I totally nutterstand.
Sympathy ScroteBy: albeedee
"Saw this guy get whacked in the knackers. I had sympathy scrote for ages afterwards!"
It's a play on sympathy pains.
Man, Jamie got kicked in the nuts I was so shocknutted I almost puked.
Shocknutted -By cake, about 6 years ago
Epi-penocchio -By Second sub!, about 6 years ago
Nutastic -By Flitter, 10 months ago
Crotch shock -By ixchelo, 10 months ago
Menpathy -By chinamike, about 6 years ago
Brain-stomped -By Gareth, about 6 years ago
schoolyard stalemate -By bri, about 6 years ago
nutstalgia -By Mark Iliff, about 6 years ago