Search results for “morning”

UnkleF, 10-20-2013:

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sleep oyster

By: Mark Iliff

"You should have seen my sleep oysters this morning"

Like the way oysters make pearls

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Lid Locked

By: poodz

You're eye lids are locked shut.

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ptiddy, 10-26-2013:

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Special J

By: zenbot

I was so clouded this morning, I gloriously served myself a big bowl of special J. Yuk!

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Citrus cereal

By: Lolza

Had a bowl of citrus cereal...and feeling damned queasy!!

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O-Jereal

By: DatHydra

"Dammit, I was tired this morning and gave myself an O-Jereal..."

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Gillygog, 11-1-2013:

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Monday Shock

By: gopherman10

Last night I had a Monday Shock. It was the worst experience ever!

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Blueswoosh

By: Sdejesus

Anxiety you get when you first wake up

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BKbuddy, 12-6-2013:

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scentacle

By: i_love_lamp

I got grabbed by the bacon scentacle this morning and finally got out of bed.

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Scent Trail

By: Kokoola26

'I was tracking the scent trail of that hot dog across the streets of New York, like a hunter with a wild animal.'

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kikiboy, 10-31-2013:

8

Clockblock

By: louis_jbrown

I just clockblocked myself at work today, I said good morning despite the fact it was 2:30

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TimeCrime

By: JoePaynis

Good morn-shit....afternoon. Totally TimeCrimed it!

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rubberduckzilla2, 10-31-2013:

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Creepsomnia

By: Zensei

"After watching the horror flick I couldn't go to sleep because of my creepsomnia. "

It combines the word creepy and insomnia for the effects of being scared to sleep and not being able to sleep.

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Paranoia

By: ncolaprete

Paranormal Activity left me in a real paranoia, I could barely sleep.

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PGSD (Post Ghost Stress Disorder)

By: Hafell

I decided to watch Insidious last night alone and was up all night under my covers with a case of PGSD.

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Guy_Yome, 11-6-2013:

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Showprise

By: Rsdff

Jennifer got up and entered the shower. Unfortunately, she promptly ran out screaming with a towel loosely wrapped around her waist after getting a big showprise.

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Roomated

By: Ljcr2000

When your roommate/roommates use all of the hot water

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#rekt

By: someone

#rektbytrollwhoputsontheshower

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Special J -

By zenbot, over 5 years ago

Putting orange juice on your cereal by mistake






















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O-Jereal -

By DatHydra, almost 3 years ago

Putting orange juice on your cereal by mistake











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