Dust bowlBy: scrobot
Better get Ken Burns in here to document this dust bowl in my mouth.
Sigh and dryBy: AnnaBanana
"I skipped breakfast this morning cuz I was sigh & dry."
Lamenting you had no milk.
Ready to eat a huge bowl of Count Chocula, I was left melancowy when I discovered my supply of moo-juice had been exhausted.
"Totally pulled a flopflip when I was putting away the milk and cereal today."
Swapping the word flipflop
I left my desk to throw garbage in the bin and take a piss, by my Alzheimer-swap kicked in and I ended up clogging the toilet and peeing in the bin.
"I came down with a bad case of cleanlexia today when I put the milk in the cabinet and the cereal in the fridge!"
dyslexia for cleaning
I had my corn flakes right there, RIGHT there, and bam, lacktose.
Unlucky CharmedBy: duncansdad
It's cereal time, motherfucker!
Got my bowl. Got my spoon. Got my cereal. Just need some milk.
AWWWW GOD! DAMN! IT! Unlucky charmed AGAIN. Sonofabitch.
"I went to the fridge to get some milk. Then I opened the door only to see I was out. This is was a udder-failure"
The udders of cows produce milk for consumption
Udder-failure -By baudeagle, about 6 years ago
cleanlexia -By rmvelgersdyk, about 6 years ago
Sigh and dry -By AnnaBanana, about 6 years ago
Flopflip -By cornpop, about 6 years ago
Udder failure -By Aj834, about 4 years ago
Fridge Dementia -By DefineMe!, about 6 years ago
Unlucky Charmed -By duncansdad, about 6 years ago