Search results for “milk”

Zyphon, 10-17-2013:

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Dust bowl

By: scrobot

Better get Ken Burns in here to document this dust bowl in my mouth.

8

Sigh and dry

By: AnnaBanana

"I skipped breakfast this morning cuz I was sigh & dry."

Lamenting you had no milk.

6

melancowy

By: ronsmilo

Ready to eat a huge bowl of Count Chocula, I was left melancowy when I discovered my supply of moo-juice had been exhausted.

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blah, 10-14-2013:

108

Flopflip

By: cornpop

"Totally pulled a flopflip when I was putting away the milk and cereal today."

Swapping the word flipflop

16

Alzheimer-swap

By: jamesdoe

I left my desk to throw garbage in the bin and take a piss, by my Alzheimer-swap kicked in and I ended up clogging the toilet and peeing in the bin.

2

cleanlexia

By: rmvelgersdyk

"I came down with a bad case of cleanlexia today when I put the milk in the cabinet and the cereal in the fridge!"

dyslexia for cleaning

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Katia, 10-19-2013:

44

Lacktose

By: weavin

I had my corn flakes right there, RIGHT there, and bam, lacktose.

22

Unlucky Charmed

By: duncansdad

It's cereal time, motherfucker!
Got my bowl. Got my spoon. Got my cereal. Just need some milk.
AWWWW GOD! DAMN! IT! Unlucky charmed AGAIN. Sonofabitch.

12

Udder-failure

By: baudeagle

"I went to the fridge to get some milk. Then I opened the door only to see I was out. This is was a udder-failure"

The udders of cows produce milk for consumption

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CammyB96, 11-5-2013:

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Part-Milk

By: Jaze Tod

I picked up the milk thinking it was full but it turned out to be part-milk

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