"I've been having crazy ringxiety lately, but I know my phone is in the car..."
Heard it on NPR about this.
Ghost PhoneBy: fatdolladolla
My ghost phone is blowing up today. If only I had real friends that would call me.
Phantom phonecallBy: pinkbabooshka
"my phone was blowin up earlier and now i'm getting all these phantom calls on my leg"
amputees get phantom limbs, so it makes sense for it to be a phantom call!
"Never hurts to sheepfeel a crowd before putting yourself out there too much."
Well, you put your feelers out to see if you're going to be yourself or just part of the flock.
depth probeBy: hoverkraft
I'm still depth probing these kids from work. They seem cool but I think they're kinda religious.
Fake U-Turn -By Ozzy, over 5 years ago
That thing you do when you realize you are walking the complete wrong direction of where you need to be. But rather than just change direction, you pause for a moment and act as though you forgot something or got a text from someone, so people won't recognize that you are just a moron that didn't realize you were walking the wrong way.
Fallergy or Falleric -By Hquinzel, over 2 years ago
falories -By seli100, 4 months ago