Search results for “fake”

themanbat, 9-12-2013:

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Ringxiety

By: boofar

"I've been having crazy ringxiety lately, but I know my phone is in the car..."

Heard it on NPR about this.

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Ghost Phone

By: fatdolladolla

My ghost phone is blowing up today. If only I had real friends that would call me.

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Phantom phonecall

By: pinkbabooshka

"my phone was blowin up earlier and now i'm getting all these phantom calls on my leg"

amputees get phantom limbs, so it makes sense for it to be a phantom call!

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hypochondriacting

By: greymutt

Couldn't be bothered to go to work so I pulled off a bit of hypochondriacting to the boss.

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seli100, 3-24-2019:

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falories

By: seli100

you're on a diet, but you tell yourself any calories you eat after midnight (or whenever you feel like cheating) don't count - fake calories!

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Parmesan cheese, 11-20-2013:

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fakebooking

By: deezysqueez

That girl you added is actually a man fakebooking you

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dumbconsumer, 10-20-2013:

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Awkwaducking

By: Sean

I didn't know anyone at the party, so I awkwaducked into the bathroom for a while.

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boofar, 9-21-2013:

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Sheepfeeling

By: snoobar

"Never hurts to sheepfeel a crowd before putting yourself out there too much."

Well, you put your feelers out to see if you're going to be yourself or just part of the flock.

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depth probe

By: hoverkraft

I'm still depth probing these kids from work. They seem cool but I think they're kinda religious.

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