I was flashtuperated about starting a button collection last week.
The moment I woke up, I had felt very inspired to do something great with my life... but by the time I returned from work, the dream was dead and I realized it was nothing but an epiphanope.
Flash ThoughtBy: JetTheGuy
Do I need to explain?
Newton's appleBy: duncansdad
"I was about to make the best play ever in Words With Friends and totally Newton's appled myself. "
We've all heard the story of Newton getting hit on the head by a falling apple and how it became the basis for his physics theories etc . . .
Gravity CheckBy: KWall24
"*Drop* Ow. Well, at least we passed the gravity check. That's gonna leave a mark."
I don't know.
My hands were all greasy from lubing up for fapping and I wound up phone-facing while checking if I had any messages on eHarmony.
bass drop -By rouadec, about 6 years ago
When you are dying to break wind in the cinema and you wait patiently for a scene with noisy explosions to let rip, but you misjudge and get your timing all wrong, and you end up filling the auditorium with the strains of your rattling fart as the film unexpectedly cuts to a quiet love scene.
Dirty Bidet -By AdmiralJowlins, about 6 years ago
word bomb -By RosePond, about 6 years ago
Epic Fai-win -By Darkus, almost 6 years ago
chirocraptor -By rean247, about 6 years ago
Ghosthand(ed)/(ing) -By rubberduckzilla2, about 6 years ago
Gravity Check -By KWall24, about 6 years ago
flushroom cloud -By robben, about 6 years ago
to come up empty-handled -By Coleman Falcon, over 5 years ago
pocket fumble -By i_love_lamp, about 6 years ago