Projectile commentBy: BrunchSpecial
"During my big interview with the VPs, one of their projectile comments hit my face. I did everything I could to act as if nothing happened..."
No one does it on purpose, so it's hard to get mad at them, but it's still their comment spit hitting you in the face... Sucks.
Speech bukkakeBy: Nickp788
I was sitting around the dinner table and my buddy speech bukkake'd me, it was totally degrading.
I was in a state of bewilderment I felt completely spitfaced.
The feeling of misery and wastefulness when you go to bed on Sunday night knowing you have done nothing all weekend but sleep and watch television in your pajamas
/Sadderday/ a Sunday usually is already a sad-day because you know that the following day is either a school/work day but it becomes an an even sadder-day when realizing that you haven't done anything productive and the guilt overwhelms you
The act of always cooking too much food and then putting the leftovers in bowls in the refrigerator knowing you will never eat them, and then they turn into moldy science projects before you finally throw them away anyway.
The act of always cooking too much food and then putting the leftovers in bowls in the refrigerator knowing you will never eat them, and then they turn into moldly science projects before you finally throw them away anyway.
After all this process, all the leftovers always end up in the trash. The act of putting the leftovers in the refrigerators even knowing that you will not eat again, and after a few days throwing it away in the trash.
Digital ClockblockeryBy: VictorsMod
When an individual experiences trouble or obstacles (for example a closed laptop or a alarm clock thrown behind a drawer), while trying to digitally acquire the time.
I was going out at 7, and when I closed my laptop I had a massive timefuck and had to open it again.
I wanted to know the time but I had a case of clocknesia so I had to check for a a second time!
Stubborn/Dont know when to quit -By lmaokk, 10 months ago
amneface -By anji1981, 11 months ago
Awkwaducking -By Sean, about 5 years ago
Boredom induced ontology -By Thisisausername, almost 5 years ago
When you get bored and start wondering what would happen if certain things didn't exist. First starting small with things like people and planets and slowly get to the point where you wonder what would happen if the universe didn't exist. Who would know? If no one or nothing exists.
First world rebel -By BKbuddy, almost 5 years ago
Treshold Amnesia -By RosePond, about 5 years ago
Outvitted -By yuks, about 5 years ago
Mental Post-Dispute Persistence -By balents, about 5 years ago
Quantum Mind Fuck -By jbellie88, over 4 years ago
Crop Dusting -By lettersandspaces, about 5 years ago
stalkbroker -By drj, about 1 year ago
Stalkquaintance -By Pringeersh, about 5 years ago
Pain Games -By Sumaka4, over 2 years ago
phone call-ision -By ppppprin, about 5 years ago
courtesy prod -By anonymn2, about 5 years ago
decapitatyum -By uggh, over 2 years ago
"Phonezheimers" -By bloodr382, about 5 years ago
a mexicar standoff -By negatron, about 5 years ago
Sam Fisher'd -By YINNY, about 5 years ago
When you completely and utterly stealth, ninja, or ghost your way through any situation. Such as avoiding your boss, by turning a corner and waiting for him to pass. Or by stealing that last slice of cake while your significant other is in the kitchen with you at the same time.
Gravity Check -By KWall24, about 5 years ago
Optical Occlusion -By ncolaprete, about 5 years ago
Hyperoperate -By Dr. T, about 5 years ago
DIWhy -By Biggie98, about 2 years ago
Phaune Pas -By Jordyvanmeer, about 5 years ago
Ringxiety -By boofar, about 5 years ago
Dirty Tip -By sanchothefat, about 5 years ago
took the red pill -By mscottveach, about 4 years ago
When you stay up all night on the Internet then sleep all day, only to repeat the same thing the next night, and the next night, and the next. Until you fall into a void of weird Internet and energy drinks, forgetting all about the outside world and school work
nope-soap -By mturner, about 5 years ago
Premature Resuscitation -By sobrietypolice, about 5 years ago
a Clark Kent -By i_love_lamp, about 5 years ago
THAT smell -By #JCherrymore, over 3 years ago
The porcelain fright -By apricohtyl, about 5 years ago
amneface -By anji1981, 11 months ago