Search results for “don't know”

YoYNadie*08, 10-22-2018:

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ConsciomoEx

By: YoYNadie*08

The act of buying gym membership, knowing you have to actually go there to see results, but somehow feeling more fit knowing you have it even if you don't go

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Nickp788, 10-10-2013:

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Projectile comment

By: BrunchSpecial

"During my big interview with the VPs, one of their projectile comments hit my face. I did everything I could to act as if nothing happened..."

No one does it on purpose, so it's hard to get mad at them, but it's still their comment spit hitting you in the face... Sucks.

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Speech bukkake

By: Nickp788

I was sitting around the dinner table and my buddy speech bukkake'd me, it was totally degrading.

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spitfaced

By: jjclarkson

I was in a state of bewilderment I felt completely spitfaced.

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pamela2598, 10-22-2018:

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namezeimer's

By: pamela2598

I met this person a while back ago. Turns out they remembered my name and everything, but I had namezheimer's. It just made everything so awkward after.

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YoYNadie*08, 10-22-2018:

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Shonewalk

By: YoYNadie*08

The feeling of misery and wastefulness when you go to bed on Sunday night knowing you have done nothing all weekend but sleep and watch television in your pajamas

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sadderday

By: cdm08

/Sadderday/ a Sunday usually is already a sad-day because you know that the following day is either a school/work day but it becomes an an even sadder-day when realizing that you haven't done anything productive and the guilt overwhelms you

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YoYNadie*08, 10-22-2018:

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Overpreserve

By: YoYNadie*08

The act of always cooking too much food and then putting the leftovers in bowls in the refrigerator knowing you will never eat them, and then they turn into moldy science projects before you finally throw them away anyway.

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refdead

By: Zeynep28

The act of always cooking too much food and then putting the leftovers in bowls in the refrigerator knowing you will never eat them, and then they turn into moldly science projects before you finally throw them away anyway.

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Trashovers

By: Carmen19

After all this process, all the leftovers always end up in the trash. The act of putting the leftovers in the refrigerators even knowing that you will not eat again, and after a few days throwing it away in the trash.

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Pun-Guns

By: RendoRambo

I made a bad joke today and threw up my pun-guns.

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Buddumgunned

By: tdiesman1

I made a horrible pun so I Buddumgunned.

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Ancel3, 10-20-2013:

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Forever - endeavour

By: Von Cabulary

"My parents forever-endeavours drive me crazy! Why can't we just leave when I'm ready!"

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relatedium

By: Mark Iliff

"Stories from before I was born, patronising suggestions, "haven't you grown" ... utterly relatedious"

Relative + tedious

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CSoubs, 11-5-2013:

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Stalkquaintance

By: Pringeersh

I dont really know that girl, she is just a stalkquaintance"

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Fairy Stalkmother

By: jimmy_g

'I have a feeling my Fairy Stalkmother is watching me...'

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stalkbroker

By: drj

oh hey, it's my stalkbroker. I already know what stocks she would want to invest in

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oermens, 11-7-2013:

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Digital Clockblockery

By: VictorsMod

When an individual experiences trouble or obstacles (for example a closed laptop or a alarm clock thrown behind a drawer), while trying to digitally acquire the time.

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Timefuck

By: Rsdff

I was going out at 7, and when I closed my laptop I had a massive timefuck and had to open it again.

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Clocknesia

By: Tcrazy

I wanted to know the time but I had a case of clocknesia so I had to check for a a second time!

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Mbuxto, 11-10-2013:

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Avoidance Velocity

By: Milehighmazda

I had to alter my avoidance velocity so I did not have to speak to Bill.

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social masking

By: cocobabe89

when you make yourself hidden in plain sight to avoid conversation with someone you know

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Stubborn/Dont know when to quit -

By lmaokk, 10 months ago

When you know you're losing, but you keep arguing.












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Identiscent -

By ebubu, about 5 years ago

When you smell things to check if they're yours



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Words For That -

By lmaokk, 8 months ago

Websites that waste time.





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Mental Post-Dispute Persistence -

By balents, about 5 years ago

Winning arguments in your head long after the actual argument has ended



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Tub Sage Thinking -

By JetTheGuy, over 2 years ago

Those insightful moments you have in the shower.











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Dance-me-not -

By Aj834, about 3 years ago

When you feel like dancing, but know you cant.





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Joined about 5 years ago

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