voidesville
By: Pilcrow InterpunctSo there I was, really putting all the extra details into that stupid joke. I wasn't just going for a shaggy dog story this time. We're talking about the 75 pounds of extra wool an escaped sheep gets after a year on the lam. I'm talking about some seriously random details added. Anyway, Lore Sjöberg was there, he'll tell you. I dropped the punchline on 'em and got ... serious nodding. I couldn't believe it. It was total voidesville, man. Like Fatty Arbuckle had just been indicted.
Test limbo
By: seatlusgaI was in test limbo for about five minutes before i realized i haven't answered one question yet.
The Contemplations
By: boofarYou're staring at that first problem on the test. It's impossible. To prevent panic, your mind goes on the defensive; you begin to drift back to your childhood, back to the days when your imagination and a warm summer day was all you needed for happiness. A creak of a chair in the orthogonal, fluorescent-lit room jars you back to reality. You look down again at your test question...
Thought-talk
By: r55bkr"Sorry about the thought-talk about licking the sledgehammer. Dave. Was thinking about Miley Cyrus for a bit."
When a thought turns into talk, without any build-up
Thunking
By: AbnormalBidoof"Sorry, I must have been thunking about rotten potatoes. What were we talking about,"
Because, It's funky, and you're thinking.
Phantom munchies
By: mspaint2000"Dude, I can't tell if I'm hungry or not,"
"Don't worry man, it's just the phantom munchies,"
Intestinal Limbo
By: xXAgent0011Xx"I was sent into an intestinal limbo, when I ate too fast."
I said so
Indigestion Purgatory
By: qazxcweGod that pizza was good but now I'm in an Indigestion Purgatory!
Mind-Blind
By: shot_clock_cheese"I was looking for my phone, only to realize that I had a Mind-Blind; the phone was in my hand the whole time."
It is the optimum word because you put that object in a specific place for a reason at first, then forget it was there.
nod-off
By: cocobabe89You are shaking your head yes but honestly your mind has left the building
Smart-Break
By: sindlepill"When John was talking about giving birth to deformed lions out of his crusty bumhole, I tried to play along and said that I also have given birth to deformed lions out of my crusty bumhole, but then he realised I was lying, as i had a smart-break"
ignolisten
By: tdiesman1I like Fred, but his conversations go on so long I have to ignolisten the whole way.
Switchwording
By: weavin"I was overcome with a terrible moment of unavoidable switchwording."
Wordswitching switched.
Physical Auditory Composition (PAC)
By: BigfootBeto"I had a short moment of PAC when texting my friend and explaining something else to my mom at the same time."
The event sounds like something that would happen in the brain. You hear yourself say something (auditory) and then you write it (physical composition).
Phleminial confusion -
By TykesforDyke, about 3 years agoWhen a person spits on your face while speaking and you don't know whether to tell them or not.
Hicused -
By Kamurk, about 6 years agoWhen you have the hiccups, and you're not sure if you should say excuse me after each hiccup
Go-with-the-flow -
By TCOA, about 6 years agoThe time when you read some instructions, don't understand them but start the project anyway
expladict -
By elysecat, almost 4 years agoWhen you are trying to explain something, but you contradict everything you say.
Confused fingers -
By See gos, 9 months agoWhen you type "fljfdofjondovd" when you can't think of anything to type.
Catboarding/ed -
By DaLanimilbus, about 6 years agohungerfusion -
By geekydotblue, over 3 years agoThat moment when you eat too fast and you can't tell if you're full or hungry.