Search results for “bed”

TheSquid, 11-2-2013:

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Cleanover

By: yo

Shower and Sheets equals Cleanover

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Holy Sheet

By: qnaqna321

"Holy Sheet it's warm in here!"

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sheet happiness

By: Johnny764

im experiencing sheet happiness right now

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engelRex, 7-21-2019:

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Sundhilism

By: engelRex

Sundhilism is that combinations of nihilism which is basically the belief that life is meaningless and the word Sunday

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hellven

By: HEX

At weekend we have a lot of homework, it is like in the hell, but if I just sleep and watch TV all the weekend, then it is the heaven for me. It seem like I am finding the heaven in the hell, however I can never get rid of the hell, at the end of Sunday night, I will be remind I am still in the hell.

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rattfink138, 10-30-2013:

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phantom pussy

By: gunes123

I felt Mr Blumkeens jump on the bed but when I looked it was just a bad case of phantom pussy

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Aniitaaprz, 7-21-2019:

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Procrastiwaste

By: Aniitaaprz

Procrastination and wasting valuable time to get something done and instead we do something else that isn't that important.

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tastybunns, 11-1-2013:

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insomnesia

By: SomeGuyNamedDavid

I had the worst insomnesia last night, didn't get to bed until 6 AM.

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Strange Side of Youtube

By: Dracore

So last night I entered the Strange Side of Youtube and thats why I failed my history, algebra, social studies tests, forgot to turn in my quarterly report and missed my field goal kick.

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Cambo, 11-4-2013:

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hypnic jerk

By: jghaigler

"I was sent home early from my frozen dodgeball game with zombie Morgan Freeman by a hypnic jerk. "

This is the twitch involved with waking up suddenly and kind of violently shortly after falling asleep. In my experience it is usually paired with some kind of stimulus from a dream which it seems like your body is reacting to. The wikipedia page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypnic_jerk

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Tripout

By: tdiesman1

I had a very interesting dream, then I Trippedout.

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Gillygog, 11-1-2013:

19

Monday Shock

By: gopherman10

Last night I had a Monday Shock. It was the worst experience ever!

1

Blueswoosh

By: Sdejesus

Anxiety you get when you first wake up

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PotatoPotahto, 10-19-2013:

58

snuggle struggle

By: snowy

No one wins a snuggle struggle

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Bed Gravity

By: lettersandspaces

I had my bar exam this morning. Bed gravity worked against me

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Carbonite Syndrome

By: Tom Foolery

"I was so wore out yesterday. When I woke up I realized I had tons of shit to do & had total Carbonite Syndrome" "

Feeling some of the same symptoms of a Carbonite freezing effect, the blinding light, the slow movement to move & and the utter realization you're fucked.

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DownUnderDude, 10-20-2013:

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uncomforter

By: Pilcrow Interpunct

My linen bedsheets turned into a water logged uncomforter when the midnight heatwave struck. Sleep crapnea ensued, but my doze apathy kept me hotizontal.

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Duck Oven

By: pawntificator

"I was steaming like a duck under the blankets in the middle of the night and I couldn't be bothered to get up and turn the fan/air conditioner on. And I hadn't even farted! What a duck oven."

Because I don't understand the question

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Somnomisposition Sydrome -

By eveodden, almost 6 years ago

When you can't find a comfortable position to fall asleep in









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