I had the worst insomnesia last night, didn't get to bed until 6 AM.
Strange Side of YoutubeBy: Dracore
So last night I entered the Strange Side of Youtube and thats why I failed my history, algebra, social studies tests, forgot to turn in my quarterly report and missed my field goal kick.
hypnic jerkBy: jghaigler
"I was sent home early from my frozen dodgeball game with zombie Morgan Freeman by a hypnic jerk. "
This is the twitch involved with waking up suddenly and kind of violently shortly after falling asleep. In my experience it is usually paired with some kind of stimulus from a dream which it seems like your body is reacting to. The wikipedia page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypnic_jerk
I had a very interesting dream, then I Trippedout.
snuggle struggleBy: snowy
No one wins a snuggle struggle
Bed GravityBy: lettersandspaces
I had my bar exam this morning. Bed gravity worked against me
Carbonite SyndromeBy: Tom Foolery
"I was so wore out yesterday. When I woke up I realized I had tons of shit to do & had total Carbonite Syndrome" "
Feeling some of the same symptoms of a Carbonite freezing effect, the blinding light, the slow movement to move & and the utter realization you're fucked.
uncomforterBy: Pilcrow Interpunct
My linen bedsheets turned into a water logged uncomforter when the midnight heatwave struck. Sleep crapnea ensued, but my doze apathy kept me hotizontal.
Duck OvenBy: pawntificator
"I was steaming like a duck under the blankets in the middle of the night and I couldn't be bothered to get up and turn the fan/air conditioner on. And I hadn't even farted! What a duck oven."
Because I don't understand the question
When, after watching or talking about something creepy, scary or unsettling at night (like Ghosts or Werewolves that stalk the night) you are afraid of everything and want to go to sleep so that its morning, however, you're afraid to go to sleep because you fear you might have a nightmare about said subject.
"After watching the horror flick I couldn't go to sleep because of my creepsomnia. "
It combines the word creepy and insomnia for the effects of being scared to sleep and not being able to sleep.
Paranormal Activity left me in a real paranoia, I could barely sleep.
PGSD (Post Ghost Stress Disorder)By: Hafell
I decided to watch Insidious last night alone and was up all night under my covers with a case of PGSD.
Newton's appleBy: duncansdad
"I was about to make the best play ever in Words With Friends and totally Newton's appled myself. "
We've all heard the story of Newton getting hit on the head by a falling apple and how it became the basis for his physics theories etc . . .
Gravity CheckBy: KWall24
"*Drop* Ow. Well, at least we passed the gravity check. That's gonna leave a mark."
I don't know.
My hands were all greasy from lubing up for fapping and I wound up phone-facing while checking if I had any messages on eHarmony.
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