Search results for “bed”

TheSquid, 11-2-2013:

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Cleanover

By: yo

Shower and Sheets equals Cleanover

37

Holy Sheet

By: qnaqna321

"Holy Sheet it's warm in here!"

11

sheet happiness

By: Johnny764

im experiencing sheet happiness right now

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rattfink138, 10-30-2013:

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phantom pussy

By: gunes123

I felt Mr Blumkeens jump on the bed but when I looked it was just a bad case of phantom pussy

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tastybunns, 11-1-2013:

14

insomnesia

By: SomeGuyNamedDavid

I had the worst insomnesia last night, didn't get to bed until 6 AM.

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Strange Side of Youtube

By: Dracore

So last night I entered the Strange Side of Youtube and thats why I failed my history, algebra, social studies tests, forgot to turn in my quarterly report and missed my field goal kick.

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Cambo, 11-4-2013:

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hypnic jerk

By: jghaigler

"I was sent home early from my frozen dodgeball game with zombie Morgan Freeman by a hypnic jerk. "

This is the twitch involved with waking up suddenly and kind of violently shortly after falling asleep. In my experience it is usually paired with some kind of stimulus from a dream which it seems like your body is reacting to. The wikipedia page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypnic_jerk

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Tripout

By: tdiesman1

I had a very interesting dream, then I Trippedout.

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Gillygog, 11-1-2013:

19

Monday Shock

By: gopherman10

Last night I had a Monday Shock. It was the worst experience ever!

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Blueswoosh

By: Sdejesus

Anxiety you get when you first wake up

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PotatoPotahto, 10-19-2013:

58

snuggle struggle

By: snowy

No one wins a snuggle struggle

13

Bed Gravity

By: lettersandspaces

I had my bar exam this morning. Bed gravity worked against me

12

Carbonite Syndrome

By: Tom Foolery

"I was so wore out yesterday. When I woke up I realized I had tons of shit to do & had total Carbonite Syndrome" "

Feeling some of the same symptoms of a Carbonite freezing effect, the blinding light, the slow movement to move & and the utter realization you're fucked.

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DownUnderDude, 10-20-2013:

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uncomforter

By: Pilcrow Interpunct

My linen bedsheets turned into a water logged uncomforter when the midnight heatwave struck. Sleep crapnea ensued, but my doze apathy kept me hotizontal.

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Duck Oven

By: pawntificator

"I was steaming like a duck under the blankets in the middle of the night and I couldn't be bothered to get up and turn the fan/air conditioner on. And I hadn't even farted! What a duck oven."

Because I don't understand the question

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rubberduckzilla2, 10-31-2013:

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Creepsomnia

By: Zensei

"After watching the horror flick I couldn't go to sleep because of my creepsomnia. "

It combines the word creepy and insomnia for the effects of being scared to sleep and not being able to sleep.

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Paranoia

By: ncolaprete

Paranormal Activity left me in a real paranoia, I could barely sleep.

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PGSD (Post Ghost Stress Disorder)

By: Hafell

I decided to watch Insidious last night alone and was up all night under my covers with a case of PGSD.

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Chloechu, 10-19-2013:

148

Newton's apple

By: duncansdad

"I was about to make the best play ever in Words With Friends and totally Newton's appled myself. "

We've all heard the story of Newton getting hit on the head by a falling apple and how it became the basis for his physics theories etc . . .

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Gravity Check

By: KWall24

"*Drop* Ow. Well, at least we passed the gravity check. That's gonna leave a mark."

I don't know.

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phone-faced

By: AnnaBanana

My hands were all greasy from lubing up for fapping and I wound up phone-facing while checking if I had any messages on eHarmony.

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Somnomisposition Sydrome -

By eveodden, about 6 years ago

When you can't find a comfortable position to fall asleep in









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