"I've made no progress on the new project, I think I have imaginesia."
Writers BlockBy: xcore
"J.K writes some amazing books, I hope she doesn't get a writers block."
There's already a word for that in Norwegian, "Skrivesperre"
"damn my mind is giving me an artloss"
it makes sense
Sam Fisher'dBy: YINNY
"I totally Sam Fisher'd my way into class when I was late, I climbed in through the window as my teacher turned to write on the board. He didn't even notice I was late.
Hang on! I'm Sam Fishering my way past the boss."
Sam Fisher, is the most amazing ninja the world has ever know.
Gambler's fallacyBy: boofar
My grandma thought we were "due" for the 50-year flood since it's been 50 years since the last one. Really, there's just a 1/50 chance each year that the 50-year flood will occur. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gambler's_fallacy
Latin, Levis-False, Spes-Hope.
John's extreme levispes harmed him in the long run, for he went bankrupt from buying all those lottery tickets.
InsanityBy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein
Digital ClockblockeryBy: VictorsMod
When an individual experiences trouble or obstacles (for example a closed laptop or a alarm clock thrown behind a drawer), while trying to digitally acquire the time.
I was going out at 7, and when I closed my laptop I had a massive timefuck and had to open it again.
I wanted to know the time but I had a case of clocknesia so I had to check for a a second time!
Nothing too interesting was on TV today, so I decided to load up a good internet video and ended up bi-stimulating.
I just can't get enough entertainment on one screen, so I multi-teched with my laptop, TV, and occasionally, my phone.
I always need TVbience when I'm on the computer
The Dealer Had Nice Produce This Time -By dbc2201, over 1 year ago
When you're focused on a train of thought for awhile, then suddenly realize that you were supposed to be an active & alert driver of the vehicle going 60mph, but can't actually recall how long you've been zoning out for.
The Grinder's Paradox -By ShafayetAhmed, over 1 year ago
24 (Twenty Four) -By ticktock, about 2 years ago
Pulling a Seaver -By Hermy, over 3 years ago
vocabulitis -By incontinent doom, over 5 years ago
HoliDaze -By procrastinator-inator-inator, over 5 years ago
Hypervibrachondria -By jizkidjnr, over 5 years ago
chatsplat -By decidedly, over 5 years ago
Play-Ja Vu -By tnt54321boom, over 5 years ago
NEStalgia -By wretchedsausage, over 5 years ago
Boredom induced ontology -By Thisisausername, over 5 years ago
When you get bored and start wondering what would happen if certain things didn't exist. First starting small with things like people and planets and slowly get to the point where you wonder what would happen if the universe didn't exist. Who would know? If no one or nothing exists.
Double OCD -By Ezekiel24r, over 5 years ago
bass drop -By rouadec, over 5 years ago
When you are dying to break wind in the cinema and you wait patiently for a scene with noisy explosions to let rip, but you misjudge and get your timing all wrong, and you end up filling the auditorium with the strains of your rattling fart as the film unexpectedly cuts to a quiet love scene.
Back Track Act -By tnt54321boom, over 5 years ago
That thing you do when you realize you are walking the complete wrong direction of where you need to be. But rather than just change direction, you pause for a moment and act as though you forgot something or got a text from someone, so people won't recognize that you are just a moron that didn't realize you were walking the wrong way.
jamais vu -By rgt_2002, over 3 years ago
fuzz nuggets -By negatron, over 5 years ago
fun sponge -By Forster1988, over 5 years ago
Shirtlimbo -By Alchemyst, over 5 years ago
Word whirl -By Bobcat95, over 3 years ago
3CPOed -By loresjoberg, over 5 years ago
Hindsmite -By doodlebank, over 5 years ago
Lyricallosing -By tdiesman1, over 3 years ago
Letterswap -By Tremelona, over 5 years ago
Dream Haze -By rubberduckzilla2, over 5 years ago
luckily neglected -By Lolza, over 5 years ago
Wegener's Condimental Drift Theory -By sobrietypolice, over 5 years ago
Story-bombed -By Homicidal_duck, over 5 years ago
Epiphanope -By Philmann, about 1 year ago
Troll Sole -By Mushanga123, over 3 years ago
Sorrywhat -By Chewitt, over 5 years ago
Burgertory -By Jakethesnak3_141, almost 3 years ago
Fry-loading -By duncansdad, over 5 years ago
Lazybird -By Josette, 11 months ago
Et super caput eius -By JetTheGuy, about 3 years ago
Literary Dissociation -By balents, over 5 years ago
Sudizz -By dearharris, 11 months ago
alzheimfee -By DMEDINA19, about 3 years ago
Neuron Rebound -By dlandes, over 5 years ago
fridgeful thinking -By Mark Iliff, over 5 years ago
gust of gravity -By mellowfish, over 5 years ago
"Phonezheimers" -By bloodr382, over 5 years ago
footflop -By kpopbrandy, over 5 years ago
Ghosthand(ed)/(ing) -By rubberduckzilla2, over 5 years ago
Jamais-Vu -By Calvin, over 5 years ago
CrapNap -By lookinin, over 5 years ago
Dreamer's Disease -By HEYYO!, over 5 years ago
Stizzy -By Mfeld, 3 months ago
Pee-ninjaing -By Chriscraft04, over 2 years ago
Spoonerism -By Oni Inu, over 5 years ago
A group of mind-dead and broke college students -By sindlepill, over 2 years ago
Physical Auditory Composition (PAC) -By BigfootBeto, over 5 years ago
idiot glory -By DefineMe!, over 5 years ago
Underluck -By the_balloon_man, over 2 years ago
Pullocking -By Hydrox24, over 5 years ago
too far two step -By Nickp788, over 5 years ago
dust horizon -By rexwarneford, over 5 years ago
Timenesia -By Stuart.collett, over 5 years ago
Ticknorance -By Howe-Oh, about 4 years ago
sauce audit -By negatron, over 5 years ago
nutstalgia -By Mark Iliff, over 5 years ago
False awakening -By AwesoMan3000, over 3 years ago
to come up empty-handled -By Coleman Falcon, about 5 years ago
recalling -By nerio, over 3 years ago
restfallen -By thorax, over 5 years ago
ahpee -By farmercin, over 3 years ago
Clean Regret -By letitsnow1415, over 5 years ago
Degame -By Newton, over 5 years ago
Unlucky Charmed -By duncansdad, over 5 years ago
Digital Clockblockery -By VictorsMod, over 5 years ago