Search results for “poop”

scratchThat, 10-20-2013:

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Duecaphobia

By: Jinifer

Its never happened but just in case I carry extra underwear with me. Duecaphobia has taken over my life.

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bri, 9-11-2013:

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brownbacks

By: boofar

"I earned at least a couple of brownbacks taking a shit today. Feels good man... "

A play on the american currency nickname, "Greenbacks"

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the brown bonus

By: boofar

"got a big ol' brown bonus today at work."

for obvious reasons

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poop for profit (pfp)

By: mburns

"Already at pfp5, gonna be a rough day"

It offers a benign-sounding acronym (pfp) yet perfectly describes the distinct quality of defecating while also being financially compensated.

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Bigbobbens2006, 11-7-2013:

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Shatisfaction

By: flaps

I was so shatisfied to unload that massive shite

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ArcticNovember, 11-2-2013:

1

Show-no

By: Bubble1118

jd

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Commercial gazing

By: Hoshea123

When you find a commercial so interesting you forget what you were watching.

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nuclearkumquat, 9-23-2013:

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poopshocked

By: hoverkraft

That dude was totally poopshocked, but like, lock the fuckin' door man!

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The porcelain fright

By: apricohtyl

I didn't know he was in there - gave him the porcelain fright when I opened the door.

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shit!

By: colorlace

"Shit!" (read because for more info)"

It is both a widely accepted/applicable impulsive exclamation, and a valid description of what's currently coming out of your butt. All in all, it deters the intruder while keeping the uncomfortable conversation to a minimum.

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JolyBad, 11-2-2013:

17

Air-mail

By: caymus11

Hey, dude, this package just came air-mail for you.

6

Shitscoped

By: Bobcat95

"Oh man, I was shitscoped by a bird the other day!"

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NAMERAX, 11-3-2013:

8

A wet one

By: NAMERAX

He farted but it sounded like a wet one.

7

The Most Dangerous Game

By: Rekwiiem

"Last night I thought I had to fart, but then it turned out to be The Most Dangerous Game!"

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bananiel, 10-19-2013:

38

Stack Overflow

By: Smirch

Well that sandwich certainly pushed things along. Please excuse me for a moment while I deal with the resulting stack overflow.

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shitregister

By: BeastOfTraal

"After eating at the buffet I had a shitregister "

It's a play on the word shift register which is an electronic circuit that essentially does the same thing with binary bits

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Insta-Crap

By: TheCookieMonster2673

When I was done with my sandwich I had an insta-crap

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colorlace, 10-21-2013:

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The brown mile

By: mturner

"That guy was in a rush! Must be walking the brown mile."

A parody of the Green mile: The anxiety of a journey to impending doom.

15

loodash

By: Mark Iliff

"Nice talking to you - gotta loodash"

It's a dash for the lavatory, toilet, bathroom, temple of ease, convenience or loo

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The brown-eyed squint

By: ScootBenet

"I jumped out of the taxi and brown-eyed squinted straight into KFC for an urgent gravy session."

squinting is clenching but also sounds like sprint, brown eye is a semi polite synonym for the anus.

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poop for profit (pfp) -

By mburns, about 6 years ago

The money one earns while taking a poop at work.



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