"I earned at least a couple of brownbacks taking a shit today. Feels good man... "
A play on the american currency nickname, "Greenbacks"
the brown bonusBy: boofar
"got a big ol' brown bonus today at work."
for obvious reasons
poop for profit (pfp)By: mburns
"Already at pfp5, gonna be a rough day"
It offers a benign-sounding acronym (pfp) yet perfectly describes the distinct quality of defecating while also being financially compensated.
That dude was totally poopshocked, but like, lock the fuckin' door man!
The porcelain frightBy: apricohtyl
I didn't know he was in there - gave him the porcelain fright when I opened the door.
"Shit!" (read because for more info)"
It is both a widely accepted/applicable impulsive exclamation, and a valid description of what's currently coming out of your butt. All in all, it deters the intruder while keeping the uncomfortable conversation to a minimum.
Stack OverflowBy: Smirch
Well that sandwich certainly pushed things along. Please excuse me for a moment while I deal with the resulting stack overflow.
"After eating at the buffet I had a shitregister "
It's a play on the word shift register which is an electronic circuit that essentially does the same thing with binary bits
When I was done with my sandwich I had an insta-crap
The name of the specific sounds you make when your sitting in a public restroom stall to alert other people... Another man walks in, so you make subtle sounds like clearing your throat, or tapping your foot... like a way of telling someone your busy trying to shit, without having to talk to them.
The brown mileBy: mturner
"That guy was in a rush! Must be walking the brown mile."
A parody of the Green mile: The anxiety of a journey to impending doom.
loodashBy: Mark Iliff
"Nice talking to you - gotta loodash"
It's a dash for the lavatory, toilet, bathroom, temple of ease, convenience or loo
The brown-eyed squintBy: ScootBenet
"I jumped out of the taxi and brown-eyed squinted straight into KFC for an urgent gravy session."
squinting is clenching but also sounds like sprint, brown eye is a semi polite synonym for the anus.
Mexican poop-off -By jayboloni, about 6 years ago
Dumpline -By CougarPuma, almost 6 years ago
Word Fusion -By TeMityWhopper, over 3 years ago
Dirty Bidet -By AdmiralJowlins, about 6 years ago
Backsplash -By NAMERAX, almost 6 years ago
crapslap -By montelcogshell, almost 6 years ago
Clean Regret -By letitsnow1415, about 6 years ago
Sinfar -By See gos, 7 months ago
When you are dying to break wind in the cinema and you wait patiently for a scene with noisy explosions to let rip, but you misjudge and get your timing all wrong, and you end up filling the auditorium with the strains of your rattling fart as the film unexpectedly cuts to a quiet love scene.
Poocrastinate -By KevenM, almost 6 years ago
Dirty Tip -By sanchothefat, about 6 years ago