Our lunch date was quite awkward, he must have chatsplatted me 3 times with his burrito. I had to get up and leave.
"Perhaps I should have finished that bite before expounding upon the ludicrous nature of sheep dogs. I sincerely apologize for any doiterfugen that may have landed on you or your plate."
It's all German sounding.
sprittleBy: Coleman Falcon
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