"When you're sworn to secrecy, beanspilling is one way to lose a friend."
Based on 'spill the beans'
accidentally on loudspeakerBy: stofferz
when you accidentally forget to take the loudspeaker off your voice and say something a lot louder than you'd intended.
"It was so embarrassing! My voice was accidentally on loudspeaker. and everyone heard!"
Remember Randall from Recess?
That feeling you get when you are in a quiet place, with nothing to hear but your own thoughts and actions; In the quiet, you are so clearheaded that you need something to fill the sound void, so your inner monologue turns up the volume really loud. You notice this and try to monologue over it, but it IS you so it keeps getting louder in your head!
"Dude was that a fart or a grart"
growl + fart
controlled explosionBy: nialllarkin
Jesus Hank. I hope that was a controlled explosion. Please tell me everything was handled internally and we do not need to evacuate the are
gut fartBy: dgrant
I swear that was just a gut fart. Wanna go eat?
"My dog always gets scared when I start solololling out of nowhere."
Solo + lol
"Missed the last train home. Sat on empty platform reading my friend's Twitter feed = solol"
Works brilliantly as a hashtag too #solol
"James released a hearty sololoquy whilst watching his 420p streaming illegally hosted comedy series."
Soliloquy/lol/you get the picture.
"Oh damn I just crosswrote orange instead of incubator"
"I was overcome with a terrible moment of unavoidable switchwording."
Physical Auditory Composition (PAC)By: BigfootBeto
"I had a short moment of PAC when texting my friend and explaining something else to my mom at the same time."
The event sounds like something that would happen in the brain. You hear yourself say something (auditory) and then you write it (physical composition).
adnoying -By jo3, over 5 years ago
Joke choke -By boofar, about 5 years ago
Carcophany -By Cézannicus, about 5 years ago