Phantom munchiesBy: mspaint2000
"Dude, I can't tell if I'm hungry or not,"
"Don't worry man, it's just the phantom munchies,"
Intestinal LimboBy: xXAgent0011Xx
"I was sent into an intestinal limbo, when I ate too fast."
I said so
Indigestion PurgatoryBy: qazxcwe
God that pizza was good but now I'm in an Indigestion Purgatory!
first world dietBy: internetfriend
After looking at the contents of the fridge, George decided to go on a first world diet
Boredom HungerBy: TheAnswerer
This phenomenon usually happens when you are bored and have nothing else to do, you're looking through every food you have, thinking you're hungry, but you're actually not, and you can't find anything you 'want' to eat because of it.
"Dude was that a fart or a grart"
growl + fart
controlled explosionBy: nialllarkin
Jesus Hank. I hope that was a controlled explosion. Please tell me everything was handled internally and we do not need to evacuate the are
gut fartBy: dgrant
I swear that was just a gut fart. Wanna go eat?
hate cuisineBy: justsomenerd
"Thanks a lot for the hate cuisine. I'll be surprised if I still want breakfast tomorrow morning."
People who decide to tell me a diarrhea joke while I'm eating chili must hate me - and I certainly hate them back. Also, it's a pun on haute cuisine.
Mental vomitBy: notjustanymike
He showed me that mental vomit and now I can't eat any more!
Fast of Distraction -By kiwin00b42, over 5 years ago
Pizzamath -By bustajonesgavin, over 5 years ago
Cheapread -By RandomTroll, over 5 years ago
Nite Bite -By scott, over 5 years ago
Boredom Hunger -By TheAnswerer, almost 3 years ago
Phantom munchies -By mspaint2000, over 4 years ago