I was trying to congraduate him on his victory but I ended up giving him a misfive
We all were so excited about winning the game we hi-failed, or missed each other's hands
Me and Bob greeted each other with a try-5, since we missed eacothers hands, at least we tried!
Public MasturbationBy: Infadale
"Dude did you see that guy? He was acting like public masturbation is nothing!"
Because that's what it is.
al bundyBy: TheMuseLuci
"I wasn't thinking and al bundy'd in the classroom."
in "married with children" the main character al bundy often sticks his hand in his pants when comfortable.
"Watching those mountain climbers without safety harnesses is making me so empasweatic right now!"
It's a combination of "empathetic" and "sweat". :)
Monkey palmsBy: i_love_lamp
"The video of that crazy Russian kid climbing on the crane gave me monkey palms"
monkeys swing from trees and probably evolved some kind of reflex like this so they grip the vines or branches better
high-place phenomenonBy: anonymn2
Not trying to be a dick, but this term created by Jennifer Hames of Florida State University explains a lot about our sensory responses to high places.
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Hand-Voient -By ryukozai, over 5 years ago
Hugshake -By HenchPenguin, over 5 years ago
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Hi-Fail -By t_body_swag, over 5 years ago
luckily neglected -By Lolza, over 5 years ago
Try-5 -By minxy, about 3 years ago
Phantom TV -By Hexie, about 3 years ago
Faux-Pa-Ma -By IHaveYoutourettes, over 5 years ago
Partridge -By ScootBenet, over 5 years ago
Theif Hands -By NotJoe, over 2 years ago
al bundy -By TheMuseLuci, over 5 years ago
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