Phantom munchiesBy: mspaint2000
"Dude, I can't tell if I'm hungry or not,"
"Don't worry man, it's just the phantom munchies,"
Intestinal LimboBy: xXAgent0011Xx
"I was sent into an intestinal limbo, when I ate too fast."
I said so
Indigestion PurgatoryBy: qazxcwe
God that pizza was good but now I'm in an Indigestion Purgatory!
"The office shartist left a work of art after he flushed again"
Shit - artist
That brilliant street artist Brownsky left a new installation in the 3rd stall
"Roger? was that you who completely Bumchutneyed the bog? Kelly is furious."
Bum is self explanatory but the word Chutney adds a certain onomatopeia to the idea skidmarking a toilet.
I'm tired of your monoclothed photos. Wear somethin' new, will ya, bud?
Everywhere I see that guy he's wearing the same thing. That's his everwear.
If you had a Captain America t-shirt this awesome, you'd everwear it too.
Bachelor UniformBy: DefineMe!
"I think Steve needs a girlfriend. He has developed a bachelor uniform. You can't do Vegas wearing the same Steel Panther graphic tee from sophomore year. I texted him to "Suit Up" and all he brought was his fedora."
We've all been there.
I wanted to watch asdf-movie, but I forgot to turn down the volume so it adnoyed me really loud.
The advertisements on Hulu are so adnoxious!!
the feeling of panic you have when you encounter someone who knows your name, but you can't remember who they are.
(amnesia + face)
"bussed buddies"By: nialllarkin
"The seats emptied out around us leaving us stranded like a pair of "bussed buddies" or something. "
Kina sounds like "Best buddies" but using "Bussed" together in the sense of a awkward ungainly pairing.
"Today on the bus I was totally stranger-stranded. Seriously, everyone left with me sitting next to this guy."
It's like everyone else betrays you by leaving you, so they "strand" you behind, now awkwardly sitting with a stranger.
I wanted to sit in the newly empty seat but we were in a silently enforced state of busnogamy and it was just too awkward.
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