Search results for “food”

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First world rebel

By: BKbuddy

Oh, it's hot? Well... we'll see about that... waiter thinks he knows what's best f - god damn that's hot!

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hottplatter

By: Habiba1991

I told you not to touch that hottplatter, now your hands burn!!

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Defiance

By: See gos

You simply don't listen

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Gareth, 11-3-2013:

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Nite Bite

By: scott

I woke up at 3am, and was hungry, so i had a nite bite.

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Bed-Munchies

By: saltwatercat

My roommate drug me to waffle house the other night because he had the bed-munchies.

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SimonS, 10-22-2013:

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dishapointment

By: mturner

Owen excitedly opened his box of chicken chow mein, after seeing how delicious it looked on the menu, only to realize he had brought a dishapointment.

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Zyphon, 10-17-2013:

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Dust bowl

By: scrobot

Better get Ken Burns in here to document this dust bowl in my mouth.

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Sigh and dry

By: AnnaBanana

"I skipped breakfast this morning cuz I was sigh & dry."

Lamenting you had no milk.

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melancowy

By: ronsmilo

Ready to eat a huge bowl of Count Chocula, I was left melancowy when I discovered my supply of moo-juice had been exhausted.

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BKbuddy, 12-6-2013:

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scentacle

By: i_love_lamp

I got grabbed by the bacon scentacle this morning and finally got out of bed.

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Scent Trail

By: Kokoola26

'I was tracking the scent trail of that hot dog across the streets of New York, like a hunter with a wild animal.'

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RosePond, 11-1-2013:

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Deja Food

By: Kobechet

I have a horrible case of Deja Food and now I have no apatite

3

Craving

By: Goldfishfarts

"Man, Stuffed Jalapenos from Jack in the Box sound amazing right now."

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BrunchSpecial, 11-20-2013:

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FunDone

By: tdiesman1

"This is a mix of Fun Dip and Done because this scenario is common with fundip"

I think I just Fundoned my sandwich.

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PeriodPiece, 10-20-2013:

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first world diet

By: internetfriend

After looking at the contents of the fridge, George decided to go on a first world diet

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Boredom Hunger

By: TheAnswerer

This phenomenon usually happens when you are bored and have nothing else to do, you're looking through every food you have, thinking you're hungry, but you're actually not, and you can't find anything you 'want' to eat because of it.

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mangostarfish, 11-3-2013:

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foodjudice

By: Razuka

"My son says he doesn't like brocolli, but he never tried it!"
"Relax, he just has a little foodjudice"

Food + Prejudice

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Eye Taster

By: BigfootBeto

"You can't say you don't like it! Don't just be an eye taster!"

The person only assumed their dislike for that food by looking at it.

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Everysinglekidintheworldism

By: RoboticGish

the name explains it all

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