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awesome, 11-2-2013:

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Turd Waddle

By: Chuckalakala

After taking the biggest crap of my life, I realised I had no toilet paper so I Turd-Waddled and asked my mum for another roll.

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BrownPenguin/Mission Incrappable

By: ManxIdioticity

E.g I had to brownpenguin my way just to get the stinking toilet paper, only to realise that it's 1-ply. NNNOOOOOOOOO!

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Paper pleading

By: TheSquid

I had to paper plead my friends house earlier, his dad came to the rescue but it was so embarrassing.

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Math Nerd, 11-1-2013:

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Cuss bust

By: tntey

I have to cuss bust a lot when with friends and little kids

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a Swear Snare

By: yet another

I was about to tell her off for profanity but she caught herself in a swear snare.

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Mr. Roger's Ghost Intervening from the Tasteful Hyperplane of Existence

By: yet another

"Honestly, I was just shooting the sh-ay there neighbor, would you like to be my friend?"
"What the hell was that?"
"Probably just Mr. Roger's Ghost Intervening from the Tasteful Hyperplane of Existence."

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Bart, 10-19-2013:

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Doormentia

By: ronsmilo

The second I turned the knob, it was instant doormentia.

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Damnesia

By: LORD_ZARYOX

"I walked in here and was struck with damnesia. "

Door-AMNESIA, doubles as an excellent expletive

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Doorheimer

By: hyperborix

Shit i´m struck with doorheimer,I can´t rememberwhy i came out here!

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GrilledSalt, 11-3-2013:

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courtesy prod

By: anonymn2

"I was about 20 feet to the door and this guy up ahead tries to give me a courtesy prod. I made him wait."

Just in case one may not know, a prod is something used to get something else (i.e. cattle) to get moving.

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artfulrodger, 10-20-2013:

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Forguilt

By: DownUnderDude

"He was already at the cabin when he wondered if he had forguilt to bring the shotgun."

Because it's like combining forget with guilt

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OCDamnit

By: pawntificator

I was already at work when I began to imagine I left my cat in the oven, OCDamnit!

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BALLS, 9-12-2013:

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Gropening

By: Ant

"No idea where the handle was. I sat there gropening for a good two minutes"

Can also apply to opening intimate apparel worn by another person.

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Latch Looking

By: thatguyybrian

I was latch looking for 5 minutes before I figured out my unlce Jeff's car door.

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fumbledoor

By: meker

Cos I like harry potter

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boofar, 9-21-2013:

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Lock-Block

By: burgioc8989

"I read the description that started Wordforthat.com the same day my boyfriend took me to dinner and I Lock-blocked myself out of his truck."

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Pre-pull

By: DTNightmarecinema

"Dude, I accidently pre-pulled. Can you unlock my door again?"

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Pullocking

By: Hydrox24

"Sorry, just pullocked myself out again... could you hit unlock again?"

It's as simple as it gets, just a combination of "pull" and "locked" which are the two things happening at the same time which are causing the trouble. It also sounds similar to "blocked" which is appropriate.

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skibo91, 11-15-2013:

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too far two step

By: Nickp788

I was walking into the building the other day and this guy held the door for me. I had just stepped onto the side walk. I had to do the awkward too far two step to make it to the door in time.

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jogward

By: Quwayne

i jogward because i was 5 feet away from the door when she opens it for me

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