That poo was so big I cleaned my ass with the splash back.
flushroom cloudBy: robben
"I dropped an s-bomb and it made quite the flushroom cloud"
A mushroom cloud appears after an explosion
Dirty BidetBy: AdmiralJowlins
My poop dropped so hard, I recieved a dirty bidet.
I wanted to get through the rest of my emails so I could enjoy a good poop without rushing, but unfortunately, my poocrastination went too far and I sharted my pants while at my desk.
Moodie DoodieBy: dbc2201
My 6 year old is such a moodie doodie. I loved kids so much before I had one of my own
Word Fusion -By TeMityWhopper, about 3 years ago
FTA -By ForecastOak72, over 5 years ago
When you are being all super-efficient and shoot off a quick email with the sole purpose of forwarding an attachment. And you give said email a short title and body that says little more than 'here's the attachment mate'. And you then proceed to press send on the email but have forgotten to attach the actual attachment.
The Yawns -By keeganwh, over 5 years ago
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Crapple -By DMH247, over 5 years ago
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