Search results for “confused”

loresjoberg, 1-30-2014:

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voidesville

By: Pilcrow Interpunct

So there I was, really putting all the extra details into that stupid joke. I wasn't just going for a shaggy dog story this time. We're talking about the 75 pounds of extra wool an escaped sheep gets after a year on the lam. I'm talking about some seriously random details added. Anyway, Lore Sjöberg was there, he'll tell you. I dropped the punchline on 'em and got ... serious nodding. I couldn't believe it. It was total voidesville, man. Like Fatty Arbuckle had just been indicted.

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Brostalgia, 11-6-2013:

144

Test limbo

By: seatlusga

I was in test limbo for about five minutes before i realized i haven't answered one question yet.

49

Answerwall

By: amishpotato

I hit an answerwall on the first question of my exam.

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The Contemplations

By: boofar

You're staring at that first problem on the test. It's impossible. To prevent panic, your mind goes on the defensive; you begin to drift back to your childhood, back to the days when your imagination and a warm summer day was all you needed for happiness. A creak of a chair in the orthogonal, fluorescent-lit room jars you back to reality. You look down again at your test question...

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kdtrew, 10-20-2013:

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Thought-talk

By: r55bkr

"Sorry about the thought-talk about licking the sledgehammer. Dave. Was thinking about Miley Cyrus for a bit."

When a thought turns into talk, without any build-up

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Thunking

By: AbnormalBidoof

"Sorry, I must have been thunking about rotten potatoes. What were we talking about,"

Because, It's funky, and you're thinking.

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iamjake777, 11-2-2013:

7

Phantom munchies

By: mspaint2000

"Dude, I can't tell if I'm hungry or not,"
"Don't worry man, it's just the phantom munchies,"

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Intestinal Limbo

By: xXAgent0011Xx

"I was sent into an intestinal limbo, when I ate too fast."

I said so

3

Indigestion Purgatory

By: qazxcwe

God that pizza was good but now I'm in an Indigestion Purgatory!

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zoyd11, 11-1-2013:

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Mind-Blind

By: shot_clock_cheese

"I was looking for my phone, only to realize that I had a Mind-Blind; the phone was in my hand the whole time."

It is the optimum word because you put that object in a specific place for a reason at first, then forget it was there.

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That1guy488, 11-23-2013:

12

nod-off

By: cocobabe89

You are shaking your head yes but honestly your mind has left the building

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Smart-Break

By: sindlepill

"When John was talking about giving birth to deformed lions out of his crusty bumhole, I tried to play along and said that I also have given birth to deformed lions out of my crusty bumhole, but then he realised I was lying, as i had a smart-break"

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ignolisten

By: tdiesman1

I like Fred, but his conversations go on so long I have to ignolisten the whole way.

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SimonS, 10-22-2013:

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Universal Serial Bewilderment

By: SimonS

I tried to copy some pictures to my data stick had Universal Serial Bewilderment again!

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freddycash, 10-19-2013:

55

Crosswrote

By: HardAsFeathers

"Oh damn I just crosswrote orange instead of incubator"

9

Switchwording

By: weavin

"I was overcome with a terrible moment of unavoidable switchwording."

Wordswitching switched.

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Physical Auditory Composition (PAC)

By: BigfootBeto

"I had a short moment of PAC when texting my friend and explaining something else to my mom at the same time."

The event sounds like something that would happen in the brain. You hear yourself say something (auditory) and then you write it (physical composition).

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