cesm, 11-1-2013:

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When you realize the person you are 'making love' to is dead

0 nphhero, almost 4 years ago:
How did you think Satan got laid?

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Surprise Necrophilia

Submitted by: Cameo
"As Adam woke up, he turned to his wife who had been sleeping next to him. He turned over, lifted her night gown up and whispered sweet nothings into her ear as he penetrated her. She felt cold. Suddenly her turned her over and discovered he was a victim of surprise necrophilia. "

Surprise Necrophilia bro

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0 nphhero, almost 4 years ago:
How did you think Satan got laid?