Jynx3, 10-17-2013:

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That walk you do when you realize that wasn't a fart.

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Shart Shuffle

Submitted by: cornpop
"I had to push that fart out a little too hard, now I have to shart shuffle my way to the bathroom."

Shit plus fart=shart, playing off previous shame shuffle submission

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Shartle

Submitted by: Ant
"I realised I had followed through and sharted myself. Had to shartle all the way home with thighs tightly pressed together."

Sharting already exists to describe the 'follow through'.

The verb would be 'shartling'. I shartled, She shartled, etc.

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Shame Shuffle

Submitted by: Zyphon
I took a gamble and lost... now I'm Shame Shuffling my way to the restroom.

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