apizzy, 10-4-2013:

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That awful moment when you have to take a shit, after you've JUST taken a shower.

Keywords: shower shit

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Clean Regret

Submitted by: letitsnow1415
"Gotta remember to poop before I shower next time, lest I run the risk of having some clean regret."

If you weren't so clean, you wouldn't have any regret.

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Poo Soon

Submitted by: mnlg
I suffered a case of Poo Soon this morning. Luckily, I own a bidet.

14

Dook Fluke

Submitted by: dad
That was a dook fluke!

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Buttrayal

Submitted by: albeedee
Literally a minute after I showered, I had to commit a gross act of buttrayal :(

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Slippery Seat

Submitted by: Debonair
Dont fall off... or let the toilet paper rip

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