BKbuddy, 9-23-2013:

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A word for a person whose name you have forgotten, but have to spend time around , so you creatively find ways to avoid calling them by name.

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Heyman

Submitted by: bri
"I can't ever remember that dude's name... total heyman to me. "

Avoid using their name by saying "Hey, man..."

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John D'oh

Submitted by: DonGaspacho
After talking for twenty minutes with that John D'Oh, I just gave up and hid in the bathroom.

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Heymate

Submitted by: Cunt
"Heymate, what the fuck did you do with my frenulum!?"

As opposed to the American-English term "Heyman", "Heymate" is more common in the Southern Hemisphere after ripping banjo strings.

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Callzhimer's

Submitted by: TheCookieMonster2673
I had Callzhimer's, I couldn't remember what his name was.
Alzheimer's = Forget | Call = Name | Callzhimers = Forget what to call them

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